# I wouldn't sell my soul for this woman, but....

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 10, 2003, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-woman-but/160249 "2003-03-10T06:00:16Z")\
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**Author:** ![UnwrittenNocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/6de8d8/32.png) [@UnwrittenNocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UnwrittenNocturne)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-woman-but/160249/21 "2003-03-11T15:16:04Z")

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I didn’t see her as too thin either, and some of us _prefer_ small breasts. Some like me!!  
You have nice taste

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**Author:** ![Rune](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e68b1a/32.png) [@Rune](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rune)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-woman-but/160249/22 "2003-03-11T15:20:33Z")

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Yeah Laura Elena Harring had eyes you could drown in.

Of course, the two of the together looked really good, so really - I think I’ll go for them both. 🙂

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**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-woman-but/160249/23 "2003-03-11T15:46:32Z")

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> \*Originally posted by ultress \*  
> \*\*Can’t really tell with all that hair in her face. \*\*

Here’s a better one from the same collection. I haven’t searched the others, but that web site has a whole bunch if you’re into fashion. I’m just glad **Spit** isn’t wooing her–'cos now I’ve got a shot! I wonder if she gets to rural Michigan very often…

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**Author:** ![Maeglin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Maeglin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maeglin)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-woman-but/160249/24 "2003-03-11T17:00:30Z")

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> \*Originally posted by WinstonSmith \*  
> \*\*Yeah Laura Elena Harring had eyes you could drown in.
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> Of course, the two of the together looked really good, so really - I think I’ll go for them both. 🙂 \*\*

At the same time.

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**Author:** ![Tusculan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecd19e/32.png) [@Tusculan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tusculan)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-woman-but/160249/25 "2003-03-11T20:59:17Z")

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She does look nice indeed. Actually she looks quite like a girl I used to know: same face, same way of looking, although she had blue eyes, was a bit shorter, and a bit more rounded in the proper places. Didn’t work out romantically though.

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**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-woman-but/160249/26 "2003-03-11T21:35:07Z")

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**js** , her forehead is too big. Pop a prosthetic ridge in and she’s starring in _Star Trek_.

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**Author:** ![Anamorphic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/anamorphic/32/3057_2.png) [@Anamorphic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anamorphic)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-woman-but/160249/27 "2003-03-11T21:59:43Z")

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I agree – she’s very pretty. Great eyes, great eyebrows, absolutely beautiful face. While she may or may not be a little on the thin side, depending upon your tastes, I don’t think the comments above that she lacks curves and is too boyish are fair – look at the second link in **js** ’s OP, the one labeled ‘hips’. She’s definitely curvy! Smallish breasts don’t bother me; nicely shaped, I actually kinda prefer them.

Ordinarily, I probably wouldn’t sell my soul for her either. But I haven’t felt like my soul has been worth very much lately, so I just might offer it for her. So put your soul where your mouth is, **js** , or she’s mine! 🙂

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**Author:** ![Padeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@Padeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Padeye)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-woman-but/160249/28 "2003-03-11T22:13:57Z")

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The only thing I can add is “you need to get out more” if you think she has the fabulous babe thing goin’ on. Even if she wasn’t far too skinny her gaze has the dead and soulless state that would be perfect in a Robert Palmer video.

Real women have curves

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**Author:** ![rocking\_chair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocking_chair/32/2918_2.png) [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2003, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-woman-but/160249/29 "2003-03-11T23:44:06Z")

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perhaps the attraction is in the lack of undergarments?

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**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-woman-but/160249/30 "2003-03-12T00:11:49Z")

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None of those gals can hold a candle to [Ivy Snitzer](http://etonline.com/celebrity/a7536.htm). Mmmm, Ivy Snizer.

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**Author:** ![Spit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/76d3ee/32.png) [@Spit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spit)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-woman-but/160249/31 "2003-03-12T00:40:53Z")

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Ivy’s boobs are a bit small for my taste.

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**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-woman-but/160249/32 "2003-03-12T03:00:36Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Padeye \*  
> **… her gaze has the dead and soulless state that would be perfect in a Robert Palmer video.**

Her job is to sell clothes rather than herself.

Regarding curviness, I suppose I prefer callipygian to steatopygous. 😛 And that’s plenty enough boob for me. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-woman-but/160249/33 "2003-03-12T05:59:55Z")

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**Sigh**

I sold my soul back when I was about 8 years old. All I got for it was a spiderman comic book and some pixie sticks…

I wish I had waited until puberty. I coulda had Kristy McNichol. ☹

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**Author:** ![mecaenas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/91b2a8/32.png) [@mecaenas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mecaenas)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-woman-but/160249/34 "2003-03-12T13:53:58Z")

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I agree with you \*\* js\_africanus\*\*, she is beautiful.

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**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-woman-but/160249/35 "2003-03-12T16:05:35Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Astroboy14 \*  
> **I sold my soul back when I was about 8 years old. All I got for it was a spiderman comic book and some pixie sticks…**

Since you were a minor maybe that contract isn’t legally binding.

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**Author:** ![Spit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/76d3ee/32.png) [@Spit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spit)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-woman-but/160249/36 "2003-03-12T18:25:06Z")

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I saw a chick on some show last night (Less Than Perfect?) that I must have sexual relations with posthaste. Red hair, pale skin, curves…

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**Author:** ![Spit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/76d3ee/32.png) [@Spit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spit)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-woman-but/160249/37 "2003-03-12T18:29:54Z")

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Ahhh… I found her.

[Sarah Rue](http://us.imdb.com/EGallery?source=granitz&group=1058&photo=Events/1058/wi20010106_SaraRue_Vespa_134049.jpg&path=pgallery&path_key=Rue,%20Sara) would be her name.

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**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-woman-but/160249/38 "2003-03-12T21:47:50Z")

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Heeeey … she ain’t too bad-lookin’ there, **Spit**!

And unlike the fashion models that this thread started out with, this Sarah Rue person looks like she has a little bit of meat on her bones. (I’d be too afraid of snapping one of the OP’s fashion-models in half accidentally, they’re so scrawny.)

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**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2003, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-woman-but/160249/39 "2003-03-12T22:08:33Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Spit \*  
> \*\*Ahhh… I found her.
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> [Sarah Rue](http://us.imdb.com/EGallery?source=granitz&group=1058&photo=Events/1058/wi20010106_SaraRue_Vespa_134049.jpg&path=pgallery&path_key=Rue,%20Sara) would be her name. \*\*

We definately have different taste.

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**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\
**Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-woman-but/160249/40 "2003-03-13T23:33:02Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Meatros \*  
> \*\*Freak’n work :mad:
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> I’ll show you a picture of a woman. 😃 Just as soon as I get home in 9 hours… \*\*

Alright, my home internet was down until now.

I have finally found a picture of the woman. Now, she’s decent in most respects, except for one…

Her [ass](http://forums.rushmagazine.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=8469&highlight=vida+guerra) is beyond belief!

Yes this is a piggish statement and I’m not usually one to oogle, but DAMN!!!

That is the butt that launched a thousand ships.

That is the butt that has ruined a lot of pants.

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