# I wouldn't sell my soul for this woman, but.... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 10, 2003, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-woman-but/160249 "2003-03-10T06:00:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Tuco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/46a35a/32.png) [@Tuco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuco)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2003, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-woman-but/160249/41 "2003-03-13T23:48:25Z")
I’ve only scanned the above posts (sorry), but I’ve only one thing to say - she may be good as a quick fling, but as a girlfriend I’d want something more in the brains department. I’m **not** saying she’s dumb at all, just I have no evidence either way so I can’t decide, other than how she looks. ---
**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2003, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-woman-but/160249/42 "2003-03-14T03:26:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tuco \* > \*\*I’ve only scanned the above posts (sorry), but I’ve only one thing to say - > she may be good as a quick fling, but as a girlfriend I’d want something more in the brains department. > I’m **not** saying she’s dumb at all, just I have no evidence either way so I can’t decide, other than how she looks. \*\* Yeah, it’d be nice if she were a mathematician or an expert in ancient history. ---
**Author:** ![Anamorphic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/anamorphic/32/3057_2.png) [@Anamorphic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anamorphic)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2003, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-woman-but/160249/43 "2003-03-14T03:36:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Spit \* > \*\*Ahhh… I found her. > > [Sarah Rue](http://us.imdb.com/EGallery?source=granitz&group=1058&photo=Events/1058/wi20010106_SaraRue_Vespa_134049.jpg&path=pgallery&path_key=Rue,%20Sara) would be her name. \*\* Sara used to be one of my best friend’s girlfriend. I knew her reasonably well when they were dating (she was even going to try and hook me up with her cute roommate, but she never did… grrr!), but haven’t seen her in a while. I believe she’s married now, or about to be. ---
**Author:** ![Spit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/76d3ee/32.png) [@Spit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spit)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2003, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-woman-but/160249/44 "2003-03-14T04:21:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Anamorphic \* > \*\*Sara used to be one of my best friend’s girlfriend. I knew her reasonably well when they were dating (she was even going to try and hook me up with her cute roommate, but she never did… grrr!), but haven’t seen her in a while. I believe she’s married now, or about to be. \*\* Dude…DUDE!!! You gotta hook me up man! We can’t let that delicate flower go and get married without having been with ME! ---
**Author:** ![Shana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3bc359/32.png) [@Shana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shana)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2003, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-woman-but/160249/45 "2003-03-14T06:42:24Z")
As a woman I have to say she’s gorgeous. She really does have a lovely butt as well. (Plaid pants aren’t easy to pull off!) ---
**Author:** ![Anamorphic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/anamorphic/32/3057_2.png) [@Anamorphic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anamorphic)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2003, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-woman-but/160249/46 "2003-03-14T06:48:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Spit \* > \*\*Dude…DUDE!!! > > You gotta hook me up man! We can’t let that delicate flower go and get married without having been with ME! \*\* Heh… I’m sure that’s the first time she’s ever been referred to as a ‘delicate flower’… she’s a pistol! But if I bump into her, I’ll be sure to tell her to call off her marriage (or get a divorce, if she’s already married), cause there’s this guy in Virginia she’s really gotta meet! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Spit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/76d3ee/32.png) [@Spit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spit)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2003, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-woman-but/160249/47 "2003-03-14T07:14:03Z")
Unlike the OP, I WOULD sell my soul for a chance with her. [sub]Well, maybe not just her…but perhaps her, Lauren Ambrose, and Shirley Manson at the same time.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Feynn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecb155/32.png) [@Feynn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feynn)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2003, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-woman-but/160249/48 "2003-03-14T07:30:13Z")
ShibbOleth… I believe that [this](http://www.salmahayek.org/image/bikini08.jpg) would be worth selling your soul for. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2003, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-woman-but/160249/49 "2003-03-14T12:46:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Shana \* > \*\*(Plaid pants aren’t easy to pull off!) \*\* With the proper amoung of determination, _any_ pants can be pulled off. Trust me. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2003, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-woman-but/160249/50 "2003-03-14T12:55:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Meatros \* > \*\*Alright, my home internet was down until now. > > I have finally found a picture of the woman. Now, she’s decent in most respects, except for one… > > Her [ass](http://forums.rushmagazine.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=8469&highlight=vida+guerra) is beyond belief! > > Yes this is a piggish statement and I’m not usually one to oogle, but DAMN!!! > > That is the butt that launched a thousand ships. > > That is the butt that has ruined a lot of pants. \*\* Well, thanks for the wait, but that link doesn’t work. Well, it does, but it gives me the log-in page of some message board. For the sake of fighting ignorance, kindly provide the right link. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2003, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-woman-but/160249/51 "2003-03-14T13:05:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Coldfire \* > \*\*With the proper amoung of determination, _any_ pants can be pulled off. Trust me. 😃 \*\* “But, Dr. Quatt was a man of quite remarkable medical insight, skill and determination. And within a few minutes, he had completely removed my wife’s knickers.” > [@](#): > > _Origianally posted by Spit_ > **Unlike the OP, I WOULD sell my soul for a chance with her.** I’ll suggest reading the words of William S. Burroughs on that sort of deal. Are you sure Sarah Rue has _more_ curves, or do you just like them all being convex? ---
**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2003, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-woman-but/160249/52 "2003-03-14T13:28:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Coldfire \* > \*\*Well, thanks for the wait, but that link doesn’t work. Well, it does, but it gives me the log-in page of some message board. For the sake of fighting ignorance, kindly provide the right link. 🙂 \*\* For the sake of fighting ignorance **Coldfire** , here’s her FHM http://www.fhmus.com/girls/covergirls/208/Default.asp?area=&id=208&page=3, being that I’m at work and _very_ surprised that I was able to get to that site through the fire wall, I wasn’t able to locate the full-on butt photo that originally had me drooling and begging for buttermilk. In the actual magazine (two months ago maybe?) they had a picture of her turned around, with a bunch of other women, and her butt was…a thing of beauty. It truly brought a tear to my eye… ---
**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2003, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-woman-but/160249/53 "2003-03-14T13:29:42Z")
Good lord, I F\*$% up the coding again. [Here’s the butt](http://www.fhmus.com/girls/covergirls/208/Default.asp?area=&id=208&page=3) ---
**Author:** ![Spit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/76d3ee/32.png) [@Spit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spit)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2003, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-woman-but/160249/54 "2003-03-14T15:06:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by js\_africanus \* > \*\* > > Are you sure Sarah Rue has _more_ curves, or do you just like them all being convex? \*\* You sir, are coming dangerously close to insulting my butterfly of a woman. ::Slaps **js** with a glove:: However, yes, I do like them convex. Much better than the concave curves of some women. Who wants a chick that could lie on her back and collect rainwater? You also have to think of the sex aspect: Your girl can maybe go 15 minutes before she hits the lack-of-carbs wall, and runs out of energy. My girl could go for a couple of _days_ man! ---
**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2003, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-woman-but/160249/55 "2003-03-14T15:20:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Spit \* > \*\*You sir, are coming dangerously close to insulting my butterfly of a woman. > > ::Slaps **js** with a glove::\*\* I apologize. No need for a duel. (Besides my fencing wrist is sore from too much mastu…er, computer use.) ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-woman-but/160249/56 "2003-03-15T00:11:16Z")
Who said anything about dueling with swords? I say, duel with **banjos!** ---
**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-woman-but/160249/57 "2003-03-15T01:18:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tracer \* > \*\*Who said anything about dueling with swords? > > I say, duel with **banjos!** \*\* Oh? Darn! Mine just got run over by a truck. ☹ You know the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a banjo? You have to plug in the vacuum cleaner before it’ll suck!! Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk… ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-woman-but/160249/58 "2003-03-15T02:36:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Meatros \* > \*\*[Here’s the butt](http://www.fhmus.com/girls/covergirls/208/Default.asp?area=&id=208&page=3) \*\* Consider my ignorance fought. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![syncrolecyne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f08c70/32.png) [@syncrolecyne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/syncrolecyne)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-woman-but/160249/59 "2003-03-15T03:09:13Z")
…I did her ---
**Author:** ![Spit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/76d3ee/32.png) [@Spit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spit)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-woman-but/160249/60 "2003-03-15T03:29:48Z")
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