# I wouldn't sell my soul for this woman, but....

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 10, 2003, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-woman-but/160249 "2003-03-10T06:00:16Z")\
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**Author:** ![Banger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8491ac/32.png) [@Banger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Banger)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-woman-but/160249/61 "2003-03-15T04:24:10Z")

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It’s kind of sad to see a forum filled with what I thought were enlightened individuals devolve into a bunch of horny fiends.

That being said, [here’s my humble submission](http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/features/1998/swimsuit/laetitia/lrg7.html).

Note that it’s from a reputable news source 😉

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**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-woman-but/160249/62 "2003-03-15T04:27:53Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Banger \*  
> That being said, [here’s my humble submission](http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/features/1998/swimsuit/laetitia/lrg7.html).

Banger, you’re just _trying_ to invite comments about how people would like to bang her.

::rimshot::

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**Author:** ![Banger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8491ac/32.png) [@Banger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Banger)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-woman-but/160249/63 "2003-03-15T04:31:03Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Sue Duhnym \*  
> \*\*Banger, you’re just _trying_ to invite comments about how people would like to bang her.
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> ::rimshot:: \*\*

**Sue Duhnym** , get your mind out of the gutter!

There’s only room for one of us in here!

Well, maybe two (I think I could squeeze Laetitia in here 😉 )

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**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-woman-but/160249/64 "2003-03-15T04:33:40Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Banger \*  
> **It’s kind of sad to see a forum filled with what I thought were enlightened individuals devolve into a bunch of horny fiends.**

Being enlightened yourself, may I suggest that it is enlightened to acknowledge & nurture human nature? After all, an intellectual is someone who’s realized that there are things more interesting than sex\*, not one who has given it up. 😃

\*

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**Author:** ![Spit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/76d3ee/32.png) [@Spit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spit)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-woman-but/160249/65 "2003-03-15T04:41:09Z")

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We shoulda called this the ‘Testosterone Thread’.

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**Author:** ![Banger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8491ac/32.png) [@Banger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Banger)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-woman-but/160249/66 "2003-03-15T04:46:50Z")

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[QUOTE]  
\*Originally posted by js\_africanus \*  
\*_Being enlightened yourself, may I suggest that it is enlightened to acknowledge & nurture human nature? After all, an intellectual is someone who’s realized that there are things more interesting than sex_, not one who has given it up. 😃

li \*\*[/li][/QUOTE]

[Homer J. Simpson]Your ideas are intriguing to me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.[/Homer J. Simpson]

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**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-woman-but/160249/67 "2003-03-15T04:48:19Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Banger \*  
> \*\*[Homer J. Simpson]Your ideas are intriguing to me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.[/Homer J. Simpson] \*\*

😃

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**Author:** ![Nichol\_storm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Nichol\_storm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nichol_storm)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 7:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-woman-but/160249/68 "2003-03-15T07:52:47Z")

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I don’t believe in souls, but if I thought I had one I’d sell it in a heartbeat for [Isabelle Adjani](http://member.hitel.net/~k2hdd/adjani59.jpg). **Le sigh**

.:Nichol:.

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**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 8:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-woman-but/160249/69 "2003-03-15T08:00:04Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Nichol\_storm \*  
> \*\*I don’t believe in souls, but if I thought I had one I’d sell it in a heartbeat for [Isabelle Adjani](http://member.hitel.net/~k2hdd/adjani59.jpg). **Le sigh**
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> .:Nichol:. \*\*

DAY-AM!

Who’s she? How did I miss her?

Hubba-hubba! And assorted other comments best left to the “R” rated section…

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**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-woman-but/160249/70 "2003-03-15T16:09:22Z")

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> \*Originally posted by js\_africanus \*  
> **I’d rather she have a Ph.D. than big tits.**

TONY ROBBINS: “Hypothetical situation. Which do you prefer: a girlfriend missing one breast, or half a brain?”

HAL LARSON: “Ohh, toughy, that’s a toughy. How’s the remaining breast? Is it big?”

[above lines from _Shallow Hal_, the best movie of this millennium]

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**Author:** ![Feynn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecb155/32.png) [@Feynn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feynn)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-woman-but/160249/71 "2003-03-15T19:22:33Z")

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“It’s kind of sad to see a forum filled with what I thought were enlightened individuals devolve into a bunch of horny fiends.”

I believe that is entirely possible for a man to look at a woman and appreciate how astonishingly beautiful she is without becoming a “horny fiend” and remain an enlightened individual.

Possible… but not probable.

😃

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**Author:** ![CheapBastid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8baadc/32.png) [@CheapBastid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheapBastid)\
**Post date:** [March 15, 2003, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-woman-but/160249/72 "2003-03-15T19:53:57Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Banger \*  
> \*\***(I think I could squeeze Laetitia in here 😉 )**

See, that’s were we differ, I think I could squeeze into Laetitia, but different strokes for different folks…

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**Author:** ![Nichol\_storm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Nichol\_storm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nichol_storm)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2003, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-woman-but/160249/73 "2003-03-16T01:29:41Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Astroboy14 \*  
> \*\*DAY-AM!
> 
> Who’s she? How did I miss her?
> 
> Hubba-hubba! And assorted other comments best left to the “R” rated section… \*\*

French actress, been in nearly every movie made in France since the late sixties. Best known as the title character in La Reine Margot. [Isabelle Adjani](http://us.imdb.com/Name?Adjani,+Isabelle) is of Algerian/Turkish/German descent, and has a son with the hunkalicious [Daniel Day-Lewis](http://us.imdb.com/Name?Day-Lewis,%20Daniel).

.:Nichol:.

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**Author:** ![Spit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/76d3ee/32.png) [@Spit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spit)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2003, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-woman-but/160249/74 "2003-03-16T02:12:16Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Nichol\_storm \*  
> \*\*…and has a son with the hunkalicious [Daniel Day-Lewis](http://us.imdb.com/Name?Day-Lewis,%20Daniel).  
> \*\*

Just WHAT is a man doing in this thread?  
Peopl, people…Let’s keep our priorities straight here.

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2003, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-woman-but/160249/75 "2003-03-16T02:18:44Z")

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The above link to Isabella Adjani looks freakishly like [Stockard Channing](http://us.imdb.com/Name?Channing,+Stockard)

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**Author:** ![Lamia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Lamia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamia)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2003, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-woman-but/160249/76 "2003-03-16T04:17:56Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Spit \*  
> \*\*Ahhh… I found her.
> 
> [Sarah Rue](http://us.imdb.com/EGallery?source=granitz&group=1058&photo=Events/1058/wi20010106_SaraRue_Vespa_134049.jpg&path=pgallery&path_key=Rue,%20Sara) would be her name. \*\*

Oh, she _is_ cute!

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**Author:** ![Spit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/76d3ee/32.png) [@Spit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spit)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2003, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-woman-but/160249/77 "2003-03-16T05:05:21Z")

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You should have seen the episode of her show that I did. She was wearing this nicely fitting black party dress with a plunging neckline that show off her oh-so-perfect creamy white breasts.

Sort of like that picture, except she you got to see them in motion.

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**Author:** ![Anahita](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9a28c/32.png) [@Anahita](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anahita)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2003, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-woman-but/160249/78 "2003-03-16T06:50:36Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Lamia \*  
> \*\*Oh, she _is_ cute! \*\*

I agree and I love that dress!!

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**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2003, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-woman-but/160249/79 "2003-03-17T13:27:01Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Coldfire \*  
> \*\*Consider my ignorance fought. 😉 \*\*

😃

Yeah…she’s nice…well I _think_ the rest of her looks good, I haven’t had the time to check out any other area besides her butt though…

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**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\
**Post date:** [March 23, 2003, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-wouldnt-sell-my-soul-for-this-woman-but/160249/80 "2003-03-23T05:06:35Z")

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Hey, **Sarah Rue** fans: If you’re interested, I think she’s going to be on the April 13th episode of Trading Spaces. Lucky ducks.

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