# Ian Thorpe isn't fit to lick vegemite off Michael Phelps' ass.

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [August 13, 2004, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ian-thorpe-isnt-fit-to-lick-vegemite-off-michael-phelps-ass/259722 "2004-08-13T18:23:54Z")\
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**Author:** ![roger\_thornhill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d9b06d/32.png) [@roger\_thornhill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roger_thornhill)\
**Post date:** [August 21, 2004, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ian-thorpe-isnt-fit-to-lick-vegemite-off-michael-phelps-ass/259722/141 "2004-08-21T07:02:24Z")

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And Amanda Ray Beard does breaststyle…

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