# Iceland Blue is a MAN, baby!!!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iceland-blue-is-a-man-baby/292517>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [March 2, 2005, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iceland-blue-is-a-man-baby/292517 "2005-03-02T00:24:06Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2005, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iceland-blue-is-a-man-baby/292517/1 "2005-03-02T00:24:06Z")

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[Attention male Dopers: ICELAND BLUE IS A GUY!!!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=3044) So do not flirt with him-turn back before it’s too late!!!

You see, his name is fairly gender neutral, so you might -gasp!-come on to him in the “flirt rooms” and not realize he’s really a GUY!!! Oh no! The horror!

:rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2005, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iceland-blue-is-a-man-baby/292517/2 "2005-03-02T00:26:48Z")

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Aw, crap, could a mod fix my title to say, **Iceland Blue** is a MAN, baby!!! Thanks.

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**Author:** ![treis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bc79bd/32.png) [@treis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/treis)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2005, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iceland-blue-is-a-man-baby/292517/3 "2005-03-02T00:27:33Z")

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You might want to have them fix your link too.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2005, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iceland-blue-is-a-man-baby/292517/4 "2005-03-02T00:33:03Z")

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Aw, shit! :smack:

[This is just not my day, is it?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=304450)

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**Author:** ![SolGrundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bbce88/32.png) [@SolGrundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SolGrundy)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2005, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iceland-blue-is-a-man-baby/292517/5 "2005-03-02T00:34:24Z")

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And see if you can get the mods to fix that he’s already gotten the beat down for it in MPSIMS, so a separate Pit thread wasn’t really necessary.

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**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2005, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iceland-blue-is-a-man-baby/292517/6 "2005-03-02T00:35:06Z")

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> [@treis](#):
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> You might want to have them fix your link too.

[This](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=304450) is the correct link. I dunno if he needed a pitting, **Guin**. Seems to me he is being (politely) handed his hat in there already. But whatever. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2005, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iceland-blue-is-a-man-baby/292517/7 "2005-03-02T01:23:44Z")

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Sounds like _somebody’s_ got a crush…

[sub]Oh, I am SO going to Hell for that![/sub]

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**Author:** ![sinjin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ebca7d/32.png) [@sinjin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sinjin)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2005, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iceland-blue-is-a-man-baby/292517/8 "2005-03-02T01:26:31Z")

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I never thought he was a girl ☹

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**Author:** ![Uvula\_Donor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e19adc/32.png) [@Uvula\_Donor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uvula_Donor)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2005, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iceland-blue-is-a-man-baby/292517/9 "2005-03-02T01:31:15Z")

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Gad, but he’s a boring twit. I can’t think of anyone who’s started more threads with their own name in the title.

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**Author:** ![Keapon\_Laffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e274bd/32.png) [@Keapon\_Laffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Keapon_Laffin)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2005, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iceland-blue-is-a-man-baby/292517/10 "2005-03-02T01:47:46Z")

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> [@Dijon Warlock](#):
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> Sounds like _somebody’s_ got a crush…

Well… he does seem to have her knickers in a knot.  
😃

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**Author:** ![Good\_Egg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/96bed5/32.png) [@Good\_Egg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Good_Egg)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2005, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iceland-blue-is-a-man-baby/292517/11 "2005-03-02T01:54:49Z")

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What a coincedence!I’m sitting here drinking an Iceland Blue right now!

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**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2005, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iceland-blue-is-a-man-baby/292517/12 "2005-03-02T02:18:23Z")

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> [@Good Egg](#):
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> What a coincedence!I’m sitting here drinking an Iceland Blue right now!

Sitting?

…or Kneeling?

:d&r: please forgive me

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2005, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iceland-blue-is-a-man-baby/292517/13 "2005-03-02T02:47:20Z")

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> [@Dijon Warlock](#):
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> Sounds like _somebody’s_ got a crush…
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> [sub]Oh, I am SO going to Hell for that![/sub]

I DO NOT!!! THAT’S A LIE!!! _runs and hides_

😛

Seriously, it’s not a huge rant, just an annoyance. I’m tired of his schtick about how no one ever reads his threads, or listens to him, or how he finds younger girls attractive or whatever. Dude, give it a rest.

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**Author:** ![AwSnappity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a3d4f5/32.png) [@AwSnappity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AwSnappity)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2005, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iceland-blue-is-a-man-baby/292517/14 "2005-03-02T02:59:36Z")

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I have been noticing lately that a lot of the stuff he posts has little content, but lots of flirting. Fluffy, fluffy flirting. If there’s a thread on bras, he’ll make sure to come in and ask “Cite?:D” for Doper babes in their unmentionables. Stuff like that. Who was that poster who would show up in every thread and mention how she loved giving blowjobs, whether it was germane or not? **I\_B** seems like a PG or PG-13 version of that, always flirting, flirting, flirting.

(But maybe that’s me being a bitch. Anyone else notice this trend?)

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**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2005, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iceland-blue-is-a-man-baby/292517/15 "2005-03-02T03:00:51Z")

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> [@Guinastasia](#):
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> [Attention male Dopers: ICELAND BLUE IS A GUY!!!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=3044) So do not flirt with him-turn back before it’s too late!!!
> 
> You see, his name is fairly gender neutral, so you might -gasp!-come on to him in the “flirt rooms” and not realize he’s really a GUY!!! Oh no! The horror!
> 
> :rolleyes:

So you mean he’s sitting there in his sweats with a three day growth of beard , mousing with his right hand, his left hand jammed into the waistband of his tighty whities busily scratching his nuts, emerging occasionally to hunt for belly button lint or power comb his meaty fingers through his forest of chest hairs trying to weed out the “weak ones”. Is that what you trying to say?

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**Author:** ![Profane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e47774/32.png) [@Profane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Profane)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2005, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iceland-blue-is-a-man-baby/292517/16 "2005-03-02T03:06:49Z")

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I’ve noticed, and now I don’t read any of his threads. I realize a lot of dopers like to flirt, but it seems like that’s all he does.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2005, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iceland-blue-is-a-man-baby/292517/17 "2005-03-02T03:11:07Z")

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> [@AwSnappity](#):
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> I have been noticing lately that a lot of the stuff he posts has little content, but lots of flirting. Fluffy, fluffy flirting. If there’s a thread on bras, he’ll make sure to come in and ask “Cite?:D” for Doper babes in their unmentionables. Stuff like that. Who was that poster who would show up in every thread and mention how she loved giving blowjobs, whether it was germane or not? **I\_B** seems like a PG or PG-13 version of that, always flirting, flirting, flirting.
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> (But maybe that’s me being a bitch. Anyone else notice this trend?)

Ah, good old KayKay, you mean.

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**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2005, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iceland-blue-is-a-man-baby/292517/18 "2005-03-02T03:20:41Z")

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> [@Guinastasia](#):
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> Ah, good old KayKay, you mean.

I miss KayKay. She could suck a golf ball though a garden hose. I also miss smashie.

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**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2005, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iceland-blue-is-a-man-baby/292517/19 "2005-03-02T03:21:03Z")

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> [@astro](#):
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> So you mean he’s sitting there in his sweats with a three day growth of beard , mousing with his right hand, his left hand jammed into the waistband of his tighty whities busily scratching his nuts, emerging occasionally to hunt for belly button lint or power comb his meaty fingers through his forest of chest hairs trying to weed out the “weak ones”. Is that what you trying to say?

That is WAY more descriptive than you have any right to be, you know.

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**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2005, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iceland-blue-is-a-man-baby/292517/20 "2005-03-02T03:29:33Z")

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> [@AwSnappity](#):
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> I have been noticing lately that a lot of the stuff he posts has little content, but lots of flirting.

And yet, we still continue to read his stuff. It’s like he’s got this mystic Svengali (or is it Svenjolly?) hold on us.

_ **Guin** and **Iceland** ,  
sitting in a tree,  
K-I-S-S-I-N-G_

😃

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