# Iceland Volcano Jokes

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iceland-volcano-jokes/536784>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 20, 2010, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iceland-volcano-jokes/536784 "2010-04-20T19:45:04Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2010, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iceland-volcano-jokes/536784/21 "2010-04-23T14:28:12Z")

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> [@Floater](#):
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> ”Fra Island: Leggja 30 milliærðir Euro í Sýppelkassin Íslenska ámbasaðins i nótt og vi skrúr af vulkánin! Ekki ringja pólísín!”

A Møøse once bit my sister …

No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: “The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist”, “Fillings of Passion”, “The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink”.

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**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2010, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iceland-volcano-jokes/536784/22 "2010-04-23T16:14:50Z")

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**A’a** , I get it!

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**Author:** ![Colophon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f05b48/32.png) [@Colophon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colophon)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2010, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iceland-volcano-jokes/536784/23 "2010-04-23T16:41:01Z")

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> [@lost4life](#):
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> **A’a** , I get it!

Just as well, otherwise the jökull be on you.

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**Author:** ![SmellMyWort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SmellMyWort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmellMyWort)\
**Post date:** [April 23, 2010, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iceland-volcano-jokes/536784/24 "2010-04-23T16:53:07Z")

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**LOST finale spoiled!** Black smoke monster escapes from the island.

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