# Iconic lines from TBBT **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [January 29, 2016, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iconic-lines-from-tbbt/744616 "2016-01-29T21:37:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2016, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iconic-lines-from-tbbt/744616/1 "2016-01-29T21:37:19Z")
What are some iconic lines from \*The Big Bang Theory \*? I think the best is “My mother had me tested.” ---
**Author:** ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2016, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iconic-lines-from-tbbt/744616/2 "2016-01-29T22:10:27Z")
“The Lord giveth and the Lord bloweth away.” ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2016, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iconic-lines-from-tbbt/744616/3 "2016-01-29T22:16:56Z")
**"Please pass the butter!"** ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2016, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iconic-lines-from-tbbt/744616/4 "2016-01-29T22:47:05Z")
“There is no code for ‘robot hand grasping a man’s penis’” ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2016, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iconic-lines-from-tbbt/744616/5 "2016-01-29T22:48:00Z")
“Then it’s settled. Amy’s birthday present will be my genitals.” ---
**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2016, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iconic-lines-from-tbbt/744616/6 "2016-01-29T22:56:37Z")
“What exactly does that expression mean, ‘friends with benefits’? Does he provide her with health insurance?” ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2016, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iconic-lines-from-tbbt/744616/7 "2016-01-29T23:11:00Z")
> [@kunilou](#): > > **“Please pass the butter!”** Came in here to quote this. ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2016, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iconic-lines-from-tbbt/744616/8 "2016-01-29T23:13:20Z")
Also “She was an honorary man. She had a penis made of science.” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2016, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iconic-lines-from-tbbt/744616/9 "2016-01-29T23:43:04Z")
“So you say you can’t pay your rent…” ---
**Author:** ![Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tim_r.mortiss/32/142_2.png) [@Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tim_R.Mortiss)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2016, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iconic-lines-from-tbbt/744616/10 "2016-01-30T00:10:07Z")
“Convention dictates that I offer you a hot beverage.” “I wouldn’t coitus her with your genitals.” “Soft kitty, warm kitty…” “Aquaman sucks!” ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2016, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iconic-lines-from-tbbt/744616/11 "2016-01-30T00:22:37Z")
“Our children will both smart and beautiful!” ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2016, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iconic-lines-from-tbbt/744616/12 "2016-01-30T00:53:12Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > “Our children will both smart and beautiful!” And imaginary. ---
**Author:** ![janis\_and\_c0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/janis_and_c0/32/21_2.png) [@janis\_and\_c0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/janis_and_c0)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2016, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iconic-lines-from-tbbt/744616/13 "2016-01-30T01:00:17Z")
“All I need is a healthy ovum and I can grow my own Leonard Nimoy!” ---
**Author:** ![janis\_and\_c0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/janis_and_c0/32/21_2.png) [@janis\_and\_c0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/janis_and_c0)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2016, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iconic-lines-from-tbbt/744616/14 "2016-01-30T01:04:12Z")
(Pardon the double post) **BAZINGA!** ---
**Author:** ![standingwave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@standingwave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/standingwave)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2016, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iconic-lines-from-tbbt/744616/15 "2016-01-30T01:41:27Z")
_ **"Ah, gravity, thou art a heartless bitch."** _ * * * From Season 1, Episode 2. The Big Bran Hypothesis. I use it whenever I experience some gravitationally related misfortune.\*\*\* * * * ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2016, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iconic-lines-from-tbbt/744616/16 "2016-01-30T05:59:57Z")
“Playing my bon-gos walking down the stairs.” _\_ “Never play bon-gos walking down the stairs.” ---
**Author:** ![elbows](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b3f665/32.png) [@elbows](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elbows)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2016, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iconic-lines-from-tbbt/744616/17 "2016-01-30T06:23:14Z")
“At the risk of shining a light on something best left unexamined…” ---
**Author:** ![movingfinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@movingfinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/movingfinger)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2016, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iconic-lines-from-tbbt/744616/18 "2016-01-30T06:56:14Z")
“I guess you heard what I did.” “Well, I heard WHO you did.” ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2016, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iconic-lines-from-tbbt/744616/19 "2016-01-30T15:06:02Z")
I got your back, Jack. Bitches be crazy. ---
**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2016, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iconic-lines-from-tbbt/744616/20 "2016-01-30T15:15:22Z")
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