# Iconic lines from TBBT **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [January 29, 2016, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iconic-lines-from-tbbt/744616 "2016-01-29T21:37:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tim_r.mortiss/32/142_2.png) [@Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tim_R.Mortiss)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2016, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iconic-lines-from-tbbt/744616/41 "2016-01-30T23:49:46Z")
“Live long and SUCK IT!” ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2016, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iconic-lines-from-tbbt/744616/42 "2016-01-30T23:53:18Z")
I Googled how to do that. ---
**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2016, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iconic-lines-from-tbbt/744616/43 "2016-01-31T00:09:58Z")
“Penny, it’s getting beautiful again.” ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2016, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iconic-lines-from-tbbt/744616/44 "2016-01-31T00:11:19Z")
I love you too, Amy ---
**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2016, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iconic-lines-from-tbbt/744616/45 "2016-01-31T00:27:27Z")
“She doesn’t have much in the way of career prospects; don’t make her responsible for her own orgasms as well.” ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2016, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iconic-lines-from-tbbt/744616/46 "2016-01-31T00:33:30Z")
Love Christine Baranski. Why didn’t you tell me you were tapping my home girl? I’m the one getting a divorce, Mitzi is the one who is dead, why are you making a fuss? Yikes. ---
**Author:** ![janis\_and\_c0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/janis_and_c0/32/21_2.png) [@janis\_and\_c0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/janis_and_c0)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2016, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iconic-lines-from-tbbt/744616/47 "2016-01-31T01:55:27Z")
“Sheldon’s escaped and is terrorizing the village.” ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2016, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iconic-lines-from-tbbt/744616/48 "2016-01-31T02:24:30Z")
“No, no. He won fair and square. Suck it up.” ---
**Author:** ![Ranger\_Jeff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranger_jeff/32/2065_2.png) [@Ranger\_Jeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranger_Jeff)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2016, 9:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iconic-lines-from-tbbt/744616/49 "2016-01-31T09:02:48Z")
“What would you be if you were attached to another object by an inclined plane, wrapped helically around an axis?” “Yes, well, I’m polymerized tree sap and you’re an inorganic adhesive, so whatever verbal projectile you launch in my direction is reflected off of me, returns to its original trajectory and adheres to you.” “It’s a Saturnalia miracle!” ---
**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2016, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iconic-lines-from-tbbt/744616/50 "2016-01-31T16:25:34Z")
“Boldly Go, Howard Wolowitz!” ---
**Author:** ![Slade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5ac83/32.png) [@Slade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slade)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2016, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iconic-lines-from-tbbt/744616/51 "2016-01-31T17:58:18Z")
Sheldon on Howard’s strip to space: “He can look out the window and see the majesty of the universe unfolding before his eyes. His dim, uncomprehending eyes.” ---
**Author:** ![Tinker\_Grey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tinker_grey/32/8136_2.png) [@Tinker\_Grey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tinker_Grey)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2016, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iconic-lines-from-tbbt/744616/52 "2016-01-31T18:58:00Z")
“Who’s there? Are you a sex criminal?” ---
**Author:** ![Small\_Clanger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9fc348/32.png) [@Small\_Clanger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Small_Clanger)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2016, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iconic-lines-from-tbbt/744616/53 "2016-01-31T20:07:02Z")
[QUOTE=janis\_and\_c0] “All I need is a healthy ovum and I can grow my own Leonard Nimoy!” [/QUOTE] Penny: “You just get the napkin, Sheldon.” ---
**Author:** ![Small\_Clanger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9fc348/32.png) [@Small\_Clanger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Small_Clanger)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2016, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iconic-lines-from-tbbt/744616/54 "2016-01-31T20:09:11Z")
Howard: “MA! RENT ME A TUXEDO!” Mom: “HOWARD! WHAT KINDA SEX ARE YOU KIDS HAVING IN THERE?” ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2016, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iconic-lines-from-tbbt/744616/55 "2016-01-31T20:21:24Z")
My superpower is pretending to care about your piddly-ass problem. And that’s from the heart, buddy. ---
**Author:** ![Mattie\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/71c47a/32.png) [@Mattie\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mattie_Blue)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2016, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iconic-lines-from-tbbt/744616/56 "2016-01-31T20:47:10Z")
“It’s a tiara!” ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2016, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iconic-lines-from-tbbt/744616/57 "2016-01-31T20:48:25Z")
I can drive. I choose not to. (Complete with Jim Parsons eye twitch.) ---
**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2016, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iconic-lines-from-tbbt/744616/58 "2016-01-31T22:29:13Z")
> [@janis\_and\_c0](#): > > “Sheldon’s escaped and is terrorizing the village.” “Yeah, well, he’s extra special" ---
**Author:** ![Ranger\_Jeff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranger_jeff/32/2065_2.png) [@Ranger\_Jeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranger_Jeff)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2016, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iconic-lines-from-tbbt/744616/59 "2016-01-31T22:41:44Z")
“Here’s your cat … and here’s your twenty dollars.” ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2016, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iconic-lines-from-tbbt/744616/60 "2016-02-01T07:55:53Z")
**AMY:** Sheldon, I know you’re something of a left-handed monkey wrench, but… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iconic-lines-from-tbbt/744616.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iconic-lines-from-tbbt/744616.md?page=4)