# Iconic lines from TBBT **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [January 29, 2016, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iconic-lines-from-tbbt/744616 "2016-01-29T21:37:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![MrAtoz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@MrAtoz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrAtoz)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2016, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iconic-lines-from-tbbt/744616/81 "2016-02-02T14:48:18Z")
> [@ivylass](#): > > Really? Still can’t talk to me? > > And the first time Raj spoke after sipping the grasshopper…his “Hi, Penny!” was so endearing and sweet. Which reminds me: **Leonard** : Do you have a drink to make him less obnoxious? **Penny** : Drinks do not work that way. ---
**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2016, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iconic-lines-from-tbbt/744616/82 "2016-02-02T14:50:38Z")
_“Nobody calls me Moon Pie but Meemaw!”_ ---
**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2016, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iconic-lines-from-tbbt/744616/83 "2016-02-02T14:53:06Z")
**Raj:** Last night I had a dream, we got so rich from the app, we bought matching side by side mansions! But, there was a secret tunnel connecting your front yard to my back yard. What do you think that means? **Howard:** It means after we’ve played handball I’m showering at home. ---
**Author:** ![Reluctant\_A](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/839c29/32.png) [@Reluctant\_A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reluctant_A)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2016, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iconic-lines-from-tbbt/744616/84 "2016-02-02T16:00:34Z")
> [@xizor](#): > > “There is no code for ‘robot hand grasping a man’s penis’” Because that’s all you needed, right? ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2016, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iconic-lines-from-tbbt/744616/85 "2016-02-02T18:21:16Z")
> [@ivylass](#): > > Knock knock knock Penny Who do we love? > [@](#): > > Knock knock knock Penny Who do we love? > [@](#): > > Knock knock knock Penny Who do we love? I’m drawing a blank on the second half of this quote from Leonard to Penny: “It annoys the Sheldon when you” (poke the Sheldon?) That doesn’t sound right though. ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2016, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iconic-lines-from-tbbt/744616/86 "2016-02-02T18:38:45Z")
I think it’s “It annoys the Sheldon when you annoy the Sheldon.” Penny, at that point, open her mouth to show a mouthful of food to gross him out. “Sorry, no, you only get one wish.” (Howard to Raj when they’re visiting churches with Mary Cooper. ---
**Author:** ![Sauron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce7236/32.png) [@Sauron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sauron)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2016, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iconic-lines-from-tbbt/744616/87 "2016-02-02T18:58:42Z")
During the taping of the final episode of “Fun with Flags” (or so we thought at the time), Sheldon references a Fourth of July episode that apparently went unrecorded. His contention is that Amy didn’t press the “Record” button, while she quietly maintains that she _did_ press it, and continues to apologize every time he brings it up. At the end of the taping, Sheldon tears up and uses a white flag to dab his eyes. Amy is moved, and comes from behind the camera to say “Sheldon, that was amazing …” Sheldon (still holding the flag to his eyes): "If you didn’t press “Record” … Amy: _ **"I PRESSED IT!"** _ ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2016, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iconic-lines-from-tbbt/744616/88 "2016-02-02T21:59:52Z")
Sheldon to Leonard: You’ve hung out with Amy. Is there anything she likes without noticing it has some huge flaws? ---
**Author:** ![Ranger\_Jeff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranger_jeff/32/2065_2.png) [@Ranger\_Jeff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranger_Jeff)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2016, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iconic-lines-from-tbbt/744616/89 "2016-02-03T03:43:17Z")
Mrs Wolowitz: Does he like the pancakes?! Bernadette (in a similar voice): He didn’t try them yet! Howard: Is there any butter? Bernadette: It’s butter-flavoured syrup. Howard: Oh. Mrs Wolowitz: So, what’s the word? Bernadette: He wants budduh! Mrs Wolowitz: It’s budduh-flavoured syrup Bernadette: I just told him that! Howard: I don’t need any butter. Bernadette: If you want budduh, I’ll get you budduh. Howard: Well, I guess I’ll cut these by myself. ---
**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2016, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iconic-lines-from-tbbt/744616/90 "2016-02-03T03:46:03Z")
“Sadly, Penny, this evening, I am the Dark Knight, roaming these mean streets alone. A windbreaker for my cape, and a stern expression for my cowl.” ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2016, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iconic-lines-from-tbbt/744616/91 "2016-02-03T03:50:25Z")
> [@Sauron](#): > > During the taping of the final episode of “Fun with Flags” (or so we thought at the time), Sheldon references a Fourth of July episode that apparently went unrecorded. His contention is that Amy didn’t press the “Record” button, while she quietly maintains that she _did_ press it, and continues to apologize every time he brings it up. > > At the end of the taping, Sheldon tears up and uses a white flag to dab his eyes. Amy is moved, and comes from behind the camera to say “Sheldon, that was amazing …” > > Sheldon (still holding the flag to his eyes): "If you didn’t press “Record” … > > Amy: _ **“I PRESSED IT!”** _ “White Flags, Who’s Waving Them and Why” ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2016, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iconic-lines-from-tbbt/744616/92 "2016-02-03T04:10:47Z")
Raj: I don’t like bugs, okay. They freak me out. Sheldon: Interesting. You’re afraid of insects and women. Ladybugs must render you catatonic. ---
**Author:** ![standingwave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@standingwave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/standingwave)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2016, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iconic-lines-from-tbbt/744616/93 "2016-02-03T04:29:01Z")
**Sheldon:** Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors. ---
**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2016, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iconic-lines-from-tbbt/744616/94 "2016-02-03T15:30:09Z")
> [@ivylass](#): > > I think it’s “It annoys the Sheldon when you annoy the Sheldon.” > > Penny, at that point, open her mouth to show a mouthful of food to gross him out. > > “Sorry, no, you only get one wish.” (Howard to Raj when they’re visiting churches with Mary Cooper. “I think it upsets Sheldon when you play with the food.” (Penny plays with her food) “It upsets Sheldon when you play with the Sheldon.” ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2016, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iconic-lines-from-tbbt/744616/95 "2016-02-03T16:12:51Z")
> [@standingwave](#): > > **Sheldon:** Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors. Sorry, could you repeat that? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2016, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iconic-lines-from-tbbt/744616/96 "2016-02-03T16:13:52Z")
I don’t know why you’re pimping me out for cheese. PS: Thanks, **Beowulf!** ---
**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2016, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iconic-lines-from-tbbt/744616/97 "2016-02-03T16:46:37Z")
> [@ivylass](#): > > Really? Still can’t talk to me? > > And the first time Raj spoke after sipping the grasshopper…his “Hi, Penny!” was so endearing and sweet. Wasn’t it “what’s wrong with me, Penny?”? ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2016, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iconic-lines-from-tbbt/744616/98 "2016-02-03T18:59:01Z")
**Amy:** I call mine Gerard. ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2016, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iconic-lines-from-tbbt/744616/99 "2016-02-03T19:48:13Z")
> [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](#): > > Wasn’t it “what’s wrong with me, Penny?”? I think he said that before he realized the alcohol had loosened his tongue. Once he realized he could talk to her, that’s when he said, “Hi, Penny!” (or maybe “Hello, Penny!”) ---
**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2016, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iconic-lines-from-tbbt/744616/100 "2016-02-04T01:08:25Z")
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