# Iconic self-identifications **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 12, 2024, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iconic-self-identifications/997446 "2024-02-12T01:06:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2024, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iconic-self-identifications/997446/181 "2024-02-14T13:55:20Z")
[I’m a bitch, I’m a lover I’m a child, I’m a mother I’m a sinner, I’m a saint I do not feel ashamed](https://genius.com/4829064/Meredith-brooks-bitch/Im-a-bitch-im-a-lover-im-a-child-im-a-mother-im-a-sinner-im-a-saint-i-do-not-feel-ashamed) ---
**Author:** ![ZamboniAce1000](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/f19dbf/32.png) [@ZamboniAce1000](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZamboniAce1000)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2024, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iconic-self-identifications/997446/182 "2024-02-14T15:12:05Z")
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![dorvann](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/df705f/32.png) [@dorvann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dorvann)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2024, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iconic-self-identifications/997446/183 "2024-02-14T15:12:48Z")
“My name is Tater Salad.” ---
**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2024, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iconic-self-identifications/997446/184 "2024-02-14T15:15:35Z")
I am Sam. Sam-I-Am. ---
**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2024, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iconic-self-identifications/997446/185 "2024-02-14T15:30:29Z")
My name is 905. ---
**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2024, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iconic-self-identifications/997446/186 "2024-02-14T16:12:30Z")
I’m the famous Eccles! ---
**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2024, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iconic-self-identifications/997446/187 "2024-02-14T16:24:07Z")
**"I am not an animal!** I am a human being. I am a man." > **[I Am Not An Animal (Elephant Man)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sn7bEVnFlds%2F)** > > I am Hugh Mon Bean. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2024, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iconic-self-identifications/997446/188 "2024-02-14T16:29:51Z")
Ding-Dong, Avon calling! ---
**Author:** ![Wolf333](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolf333/32/3460_2.png) [@Wolf333](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolf333)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2024, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iconic-self-identifications/997446/189 "2024-02-14T16:48:19Z")
Which reminds me of “I am JJ! I am the king of beepers!” From mid nineties Vegas. ---
**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2024, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iconic-self-identifications/997446/190 "2024-02-14T17:30:48Z")
“Hey Vern, it’s Ernest!” ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2024, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iconic-self-identifications/997446/191 "2024-02-14T18:12:35Z")
KnowWhatIMean? ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Burden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/958977/32.png) [@Jack\_Burden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Burden)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2024, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iconic-self-identifications/997446/192 "2024-02-14T20:14:23Z")
“This is Roy D Mercer, and I got a bone to pick with you.” ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2024, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iconic-self-identifications/997446/193 "2024-02-14T20:33:57Z")
“I’m the one, I’m the one. The one they call the Seventh Son.” ---
**Author:** ![E-DUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/e-dub/32/403_2.png) [@E-DUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-DUB)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2024, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iconic-self-identifications/997446/194 "2024-02-15T00:17:10Z")
“My name is Earl.” “My real name is Mister Earl.” ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2024, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iconic-self-identifications/997446/195 "2024-02-15T00:18:53Z")
> [@E-DUB](#): > > My name is Earl. 🤦‍♀️ ---
**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2024, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iconic-self-identifications/997446/196 "2024-02-15T00:42:51Z")
They call me Baby Driver… ---
**Author:** ![E-DUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/e-dub/32/403_2.png) [@E-DUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-DUB)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2024, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iconic-self-identifications/997446/197 "2024-02-15T15:01:31Z")
Nothing can stop me now 'cause I’m the Duke of Earl. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2024, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iconic-self-identifications/997446/198 "2024-02-15T15:04:53Z")
I am, I am, I am Superman — and I can do anything. ---
**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2024, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iconic-self-identifications/997446/199 "2024-02-15T15:05:34Z")
Oh well, I’m the type of guy who will never settle down Where pretty girls are, well you know that I’m around I kiss 'em and I love 'em cause to me they’re all the same I hug 'em and I squeeze 'em they don’t even know my name They call me the wanderer ---
**Author:** ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2024, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iconic-self-identifications/997446/200 "2024-02-15T15:36:33Z")
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