# Iconic self-identifications **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 12, 2024, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iconic-self-identifications/997446 "2024-02-12T01:06:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![E-DUB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/e-dub/32/403_2.png) [@E-DUB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/E-DUB)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2024, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iconic-self-identifications/997446/161 "2024-02-14T01:40:50Z")
My name, Jose Jimenez. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2024, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iconic-self-identifications/997446/162 "2024-02-14T01:48:04Z")
_“Flash Gordon: Quarterback, New York Jets.”_ ---
**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2024, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iconic-self-identifications/997446/163 "2024-02-14T01:59:15Z")
“Are we not men? We are Devo.” ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2024, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iconic-self-identifications/997446/164 "2024-02-14T02:00:55Z")
“Fred Garvin. Male Prostitute.” ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2024, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iconic-self-identifications/997446/165 "2024-02-14T02:03:27Z")
I’m a man, yes I am And I can’t help But love you so ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2024, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iconic-self-identifications/997446/166 "2024-02-14T02:05:04Z")
I’m a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2024, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iconic-self-identifications/997446/167 "2024-02-14T02:06:31Z")
I’m a rocket man, burnin’ out my fuse up here alone. ---
**Author:** ![ZamboniAce1000](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/f19dbf/32.png) [@ZamboniAce1000](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZamboniAce1000)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2024, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iconic-self-identifications/997446/168 "2024-02-14T02:27:51Z")
This is my favorite Buffy scene of all-time. ---
**Author:** ![mbh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a6a055/32.png) [@mbh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mbh)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2024, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iconic-self-identifications/997446/169 "2024-02-14T03:23:17Z")
That, and “Want to see my impression of Gandhi?” ---
**Author:** ![saucywench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/85e7bf/32.png) [@saucywench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saucywench)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2024, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iconic-self-identifications/997446/170 "2024-02-14T03:35:07Z")
In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey I’m a fleabit peanut monkey All my friends are junkies That’s not really true… Well I am just a monkey man I’m glad you are a monkey, monkey woman too, babe I’m a monkey I’m a monkey I’m a monkey man I’m a monkey man I’m a monkey… ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2024, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iconic-self-identifications/997446/171 "2024-02-14T03:46:41Z")
“This is Carlton, your doorman.” ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2024, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iconic-self-identifications/997446/172 "2024-02-14T03:47:46Z")
“God, schmod, I want my monkey-man!” ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2024, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iconic-self-identifications/997446/173 "2024-02-14T04:02:41Z")
“They call me MISTER TIBBS!” “My partner is Bill Gannon. My name is Friday.” “Steve McGarrett. Hawaii 5-0, State police.” ---
**Author:** ![saucywench](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/85e7bf/32.png) [@saucywench](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saucywench)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2024, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iconic-self-identifications/997446/174 "2024-02-14T04:11:52Z")
Good one. ---
**Author:** ![zbuzz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e19b73/32.png) [@zbuzz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zbuzz)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2024, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iconic-self-identifications/997446/175 "2024-02-14T04:42:21Z")
> [@Jack\_Burden](#): > > “Eric Stratton, Rush Chairman, damn glad to meet you.” I’m a zit. ---
**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2024, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iconic-self-identifications/997446/176 "2024-02-14T04:45:02Z")
“Just who in the hell do you think you are?” “Jacob McCandles” “Oh, I thought you were dead Mr McCandles.” “Not hardly” > **[I thought you were dead - Not Hardly](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkj4WufTFYk%2F)** > > Big Jake ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2024, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iconic-self-identifications/997446/177 "2024-02-14T06:05:46Z")
“My name is Harry Blackstone Copperfield Dresden. Conjure by it at your own risk.” ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2024, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iconic-self-identifications/997446/178 "2024-02-14T06:12:39Z")
[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/tWYCS6k1IOA/hqdefault.jpg "Voltaire - When You're Evil OFFICIAL") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWYCS6k1IOA) ---
**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2024, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iconic-self-identifications/997446/179 "2024-02-14T11:30:48Z")
> [@saucywench](#): > > In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey > > I’m a fleabit peanut monkey > All my friends are junkies > That’s not really true… > > Well I am just a monkey man > I’m glad you are a monkey, monkey woman too, babe > > I’m a monkey > I’m a monkey > I’m a monkey man > I’m a monkey man > I’m a monkey… I’m an apeman, I’m an ape, apeman, oh I’m an apeman I’m a King Kong man, I’m a voodoo man, oh I’m an apeman (The Kinks) ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2024, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/iconic-self-identifications/997446/180 "2024-02-14T12:50:57Z")
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