# I'd like to draw your attention to my chest. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 3, 2003, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265 "2003-10-03T04:26:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265/1 "2003-10-03T04:26:42Z")
Ahem. My chest. ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265/2 "2003-10-03T04:28:06Z")
I’d like to be the first one to say, we need pictures. ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265/3 "2003-10-03T04:29:28Z")
Cite? ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265/4 "2003-10-03T04:30:23Z")
And now for something completely different. My chest. My… _chest_. ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265/5 "2003-10-03T04:30:43Z")
I want to be the first to post links to pictures of birds – specifically the breeds tits and boobies. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265/6 "2003-10-03T04:32:04Z")
[Boobies](http://www.rit.edu/~rhrsbi/GalapagosPages/Boobies.html) ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265/7 "2003-10-03T04:32:13Z")
I’d like to graciously offer you help with that problem you’re having with your chest. ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265/8 "2003-10-03T04:33:22Z")
I want to be the first to ask if they really _are_ satisfying and delicious. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265/9 "2003-10-03T04:33:42Z")
[Blue tits and potpourri](http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_634179.html) ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265/10 "2003-10-03T04:33:48Z")
I’m confused … I thought this was going to be about _my_ chest. ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265/11 "2003-10-03T04:34:41Z")
Geez, **ETF,** you work fast. I want to post a smiley in a lewd context. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265/12 "2003-10-03T04:36:08Z")
Before I contemplate your chest, are you male or female? If male, then let me say only that it is a manly chest, if perhaps a bit sunken and lacking in hair, and I have absolutely no sexual interest in it whatsoever. If female, wow, it’s the front of my old '54 Buick come to life. Hey, you got permit for those torpedoes? Jesus, Mary and Joseph, you’re gonna put someone’s eye out. Ahem. Carry on. ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265/13 "2003-10-03T04:36:18Z")
I want to offer to help you adjust your clothing until it fits comfortably. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265/14 "2003-10-03T04:36:51Z")
And while we’re on the subject, help us stamp out the breast-flaunting behavior of [frigate birds](http://www.bird-stamps.org/species/19003.htm). ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265/15 "2003-10-03T04:39:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by El\_Kabong \* > \*\*Before I contemplate your chest, are you male or female? > > If male, then let me say only that it is a manly chest, if perhaps a bit sunken and lacking in hair, and I have absolutely no sexual interest in it whatsoever. > > If female, wow, it’s the front of my old '54 Buick come to life. Hey, you got permit for those torpedoes? Jesus, Mary and Joseph, you’re gonna put someone’s eye out. > > Ahem. > > Carry on. \*\* **Shame** on you for drawing attention to my chest. Now, back to my chest … ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265/16 "2003-10-03T04:39:42Z")
All talk and no action, **Satisfying Andy Licious**. Blah blah blah. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265/17 "2003-10-03T04:40:29Z")
[1954 buick headlights (among other things)](http://www.wyomingtech.com/tour/tour17.asp) ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265/18 "2003-10-03T04:40:59Z")
I’d rather have my _front_ to your chest. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265/19 "2003-10-03T04:42:47Z")
And now for something completely different: A [1954 Corvette headlight](http://www.greystock.com/gscars/cvtwht2.html) ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265/20 "2003-10-03T04:43:04Z")
this kind of [chest?](http://www.treasurechest.com/) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265.md?page=2)