# I'd like to draw your attention to my chest. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 3, 2003, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265 "2003-10-03T04:26:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265/21 "2003-10-03T04:44:17Z")
My lord, **ETF,** you’re so quick it’s scary. All talk and no action? Well, with the right person … blah blah blah… ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265/22 "2003-10-03T04:44:53Z")
['54 Buick bumper](http://www.sd68.k12.il.us/schools/orchard/Teams/teenhealth/images/buickside.JPG), which is more what I had in mind. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265/23 "2003-10-03T04:47:05Z")
Or perhaps… a bit mousy, but some interesting [tufts](http://www.nenature.com/tuftedtitmouse.htm)? ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265/24 "2003-10-03T04:47:46Z")
I want to post as though I misread “friggin’ birds” for “frigate birds.” ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265/25 "2003-10-03T04:49:25Z")
I’d like to post a request for pictures, oblivious to the fact that it’s already been done. ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265/26 "2003-10-03T04:50:03Z")
Right person? Oh, you’re so choosy. Sheesh. Just give me the money out of your chest already, would you? ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265/27 "2003-10-03T04:52:29Z")
Then there’s tail. Yeh, [tail](http://www.detnews.com/joyrides/1999/tailfins/tailfins.htm), a light subject fur finny stories. ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265/28 "2003-10-03T04:56:45Z")
My tail is not my best feature. That means people who admire tails are soooooo shallow. Now, back to my chest … ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265/29 "2003-10-03T04:58:08Z")
Oh, [frigate](http://www.crimsonspot.com/bonny/starwind.html), **SALicious** – you’re always [horning](http://www.frigateunicorn.org/) in with [Titanic tall tales](http://my.execpc.com/~reva/html3f.htm). ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265/30 "2003-10-03T04:58:19Z")
I quote a Monty Python sketch about chests. ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265/31 "2003-10-03T05:01:09Z")
My Og, people, how is she doing that? I want to sympathizes with the problem you have with your chest by casually mentioning I have an even BIGGER problem with my chest. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265/32 "2003-10-03T05:01:40Z")
Okay, back to your [chest](http://www.harmonycedar.com/catalog-cedarchests.htm?source=Overture) – will you open up to us? Have a [heart](http://www.geocities.com/Heartland/Woods/1302/heartant.html)! ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265/33 "2003-10-03T05:04:01Z")
Problems with your chest… you don’t mean [pigeon breast](http://www.galtak.com/q837.html)? ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265/34 "2003-10-03T05:04:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lel \* > \*\*Right person? Oh, you’re so choosy. Sheesh. Just give me the money out of your chest already, would you? \*\* I’d like to add that my SO finds it so sexy when I store my money there – and says that no amount of money could do it justice. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265/35 "2003-10-03T05:05:07Z")
Or perhaps you’re [pigeon-breasted](http://www.1uphealth.com/health/pectus_carinatum_info.html)? ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265/36 "2003-10-03T05:07:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by peritrochoid \* > \*\*this kind of [chest?](http://www.treasurechest.com/) \*\* Well, my SO certainly treasures my chest blah blah blah (Insert funny anecdote here.) ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265/37 "2003-10-03T05:08:40Z")
Yeah? Well I’ve _seen_ your chest, and I needed an antidote. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265/38 "2003-10-03T05:08:45Z")
Having a [pigeon breast](http://www.ashcraftbaker.com/pigeon.htm) isn’t always a bad thing, especially if you’re into, ahhhhh… bizarre forms of, shall we say… [jousting](http://www.unicycling.org/unicycling/unijoust.html). ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265/39 "2003-10-03T05:12:38Z")
Imagine the figure you must have to fit into a pigeon breast. More like a uni-breast. ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265/40 "2003-10-03T05:14:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Satisfying Andy Licious \* > \*\*Yeah? Well I’ve _seen_ your chest, and I needed an antidote. \*\* You horrible miscreant. Step into the Pit, buster. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265.md?page=3)