# I'd like to draw your attention to my chest. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 3, 2003, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265 "2003-10-03T04:26:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265/41 "2003-10-03T05:17:02Z")
I would like to perform a double-blind (but with my eyes open) taste/smell/feel/jiggle test … whichever (hopefully all) are appropriate. I will need many volunteers with prime examples of boobies and tits. Please make sure their cages are clean before submitting them. ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265/42 "2003-10-03T05:20:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Satisfying Andy Licious \* > \*\*You horrible miscreant. Step into the Pit, buster. \*\* I’d like a chance to play peacemaker. ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265/43 "2003-10-03T05:22:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\*I would like to perform a double-blind (but with my eyes open) taste/smell/feel/jiggle test … whichever (hopefully all) are appropriate. > > I will need many volunteers with prime examples of boobies and tits. Please make sure their cages are clean before submitting them. \*\* I’d like to attempt to make a double entendre on “cages” – and it’s such a real stretch even I don’t get the joke. ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265/44 "2003-10-03T05:23:27Z")
Yeah, what Andy said. ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265/45 "2003-10-03T05:25:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Satisfying Andy Licious \* > \*\*Yeah, what Andy said. \*\* Suck up. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265/46 "2003-10-03T05:26:39Z")
Buster? Or is it [bustier](http://www.fredericks.com/product.asp?catalog%5Fname=Holiday2002&category%5Fname=Corsets%2DAll&product%5Fid=52079)? ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265/47 "2003-10-03T05:29:11Z")
And speaking of sucking … ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265/48 "2003-10-03T05:35:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by EddyTeddyFreddy \* > \*\*Buster? Or is it [bustier](http://www.fredericks.com/product.asp?catalog%5Fname=Holiday2002&category%5Fname=Corsets%2DAll&product%5Fid=52079)? \*\* Buster, bustier, bustiest! ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265/49 "2003-10-03T05:36:39Z")
Yeh, Andy, it really [sucks](http://www.137.com/museum/luxxxxn.jpg), all right. ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265/50 "2003-10-03T05:37:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Satisfying Andy Licious \* > \*\*I’d like a chance to play peacemaker. \*\* I’d make a lazy pun on “piece” maker. ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265/51 "2003-10-03T05:38:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by EddyTeddyFreddy \* > \*\*Yeh, Andy, it really [sucks](http://www.137.com/museum/luxxxxn.jpg), all right. \*\* So the story about the gerbils must be true? ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265/52 "2003-10-03T05:41:58Z")
**Andy** , do I smell about a dozen Slippery Nipples on your breath tonight? ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265/53 "2003-10-03T05:42:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by EddyTeddyFreddy \* > \*\*Having a [pigeon breast](http://www.ashcraftbaker.com/pigeon.htm) isn’t always a bad thing, especially if you’re into, ahhhhh… bizarre forms of, shall we say… [jousting](http://www.unicycling.org/unicycling/unijoust.html). \*\* When they made the pigeon breast, they must have been confused. The woman said she wanted [a nose-cone look.](http://amateurs.co.us.free.fr/vintagemodels/Sabrina(Norma%20Sykes)/sabrina17.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265/54 "2003-10-03T05:43:52Z")
Ooooo!!! OOOOOOO!!! Wanna play with my [Peacemaker](http://store2.yimg.com/I/gun-sword_1752_1531926)? Andy, get your [gun](http://store2.yimg.com/I/gun-sword_1752_2543668)! ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265/55 "2003-10-03T05:43:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Happy Lendervedder \* > \*\ ***Andy** , do I smell about a dozen Slippery Nipples on your breath tonight? \*\* Nah, I’m a one-woman man. And never met a chick with more than three. _Straight line coming in on runway seven._ So, how do you make a Slippery Nipple? ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265/56 "2003-10-03T05:45:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by EddyTeddyFreddy \* > \*\*Ooooo!!! OOOOOOO!!! Wanna play with my [Peacemaker](http://store2.yimg.com/I/gun-sword_1752_1531926)? Andy, get your [gun](http://store2.yimg.com/I/gun-sword_1752_2543668)! \*\* I’d like to make a reference to that being the prettiest peacemaker I’ve ever seen, and advising against going off half cocked. ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265/57 "2003-10-03T05:47:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by EddyTeddyFreddy \* > \*\*bizarre forms of, shall we say… [jousting](http://www.unicycling.org/unicycling/unijoust.html). \*\* I join the thread to wonder why no one has made a joke about uni-sexuals yet. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265/58 "2003-10-03T05:53:34Z")
Ah, well… time to take myself and my chest off to bed. Perhaps, along the way, I’ll have a [night cap](http://www.headcovers.com/moreinfo.php?id=842&PHPSESSID=db5b4c28f98fe7ebbbe6ba596e75cfcf)? ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265/59 "2003-10-03T05:55:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by EddyTeddyFreddy \* > \*\*Ah, well… time to take myself and my chest off to bed. Perhaps, along the way, I’ll have a [night cap](http://www.headcovers.com/moreinfo.php?id=842&PHPSESSID=db5b4c28f98fe7ebbbe6ba596e75cfcf)? \*\* Did I tell you that I only let people approach my chest from the left side? ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265/60 "2003-10-03T05:57:39Z")
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