# I'd like to draw your attention to my chest. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 3, 2003, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265 "2003-10-03T04:26:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265/61 "2003-10-03T06:02:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by EddyTeddyFreddy \* > \*\*Before I go… the [slippery nipple](http://www.drinksmixer.com/drink1155.html) you ordered, sir. \*\* What? I offer up a perfect straight line and no one takes it? Do you mean to make me look like a boobie? ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265/62 "2003-10-03T06:06:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Satisfying Andy Licious \* > \*\*Did I tell you that I only let people approach my chest from the left side? \*\* But with a chest like that, _every_ side’s the right side. sub[/sub] Happy ---
**Author:** ![Weird\_With\_Words](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/weird_with_words/32/385_2.png) [@Weird\_With\_Words](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weird_With_Words)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265/63 "2003-10-03T06:21:11Z")
My chest has freckles. But no mammalian protuberances. Sorry. ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265/64 "2003-10-03T06:22:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Happy Lendervedder \* > \*\*But with a chest like that, _every_ side’s the right side. > > sub[/sub] > > Happy \*\* I’m happy. Your Happy. We’re all happy! Now, about my chest … ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265/65 "2003-10-03T06:36:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Weird With Words \* > \*\*My chest has freckles. But no mammalian protuberances. > > Sorry. \*\* Yes, freckles. I wonder, if I lost some freckles, could I find clothes to fit a chest of my size? ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265/66 "2003-10-03T06:52:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Satisfying Andy Licious \* > \*\*And speaking of sucking … \*\* **EddyTeddyFreddy,** you _do_ know, I hope, that your post snuck in between two of mine? That this wasn’t aimed at you? My god, you work fast. Now – back to my chest. ---
**Author:** ![Askance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/askance/32/8281_2.png) [@Askance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askance)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 8:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265/67 "2003-10-03T08:04:31Z")
I make a comment awkwardly working in one of many tired, overused, SD injokes. ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265/68 "2003-10-03T12:31:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by EddyTeddyFreddy \* > \*\*Yeh, Andy, it really [sucks](http://www.137.com/museum/luxxxxn.jpg), all right. \*\* Pervert. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265/69 "2003-10-03T12:59:04Z")
Cite, please? We now return you to your regularly scheduled chest. ---
**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265/70 "2003-10-03T13:30:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Satisfying Andy Licious \* > \*\* I wonder, if I lost some freckles, could I find clothes to fit a chest of my size? \*\* Would your clothes fit [this chest?](http://www.acornantiques.com.au/data/25703.htm) ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265/71 "2003-10-03T13:38:37Z")
“Why don’t you pop out of that space suit and let me see those big green space titties?” -Astronaut Jones ---
**Author:** ![bittersweet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c57346/32.png) [@bittersweet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bittersweet)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265/72 "2003-10-03T13:41:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by EddyTeddyFreddy \* > \*\*And now for something completely different. > > My chest. My… _chest_. \*\* _“The larch. The…larch.”_ I haven’t watched MPFC in so long…funny stuff. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265/73 "2003-10-03T18:47:30Z")
**Andy** , I never knew your [chest](http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/pecs.htm) was so… impressive. Thank you for sharing. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265/74 "2003-10-03T19:42:24Z")
How is it that ETF is supplying links faster than SAL can reply to himself? It’s chest amazing. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265/75 "2003-10-03T20:00:06Z")
A fast computer; multiple Web windows open; and a bodacious search engine in the paws of one who does a lot of research online. Hey, **Andy** , are you jealous because you don’t have a cool name like [Chesty Puller](http://www.gnt.net/~jrube/chestpul.htm)? ---
**Author:** ![Weird\_With\_Words](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/weird_with_words/32/385_2.png) [@Weird\_With\_Words](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weird_With_Words)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265/76 "2003-10-03T20:27:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Satisfying Andy Licious \* > \*\*Yes, freckles. I wonder, if I lost some freckles, could I find clothes to fit a chest of my size? \*\* They might fit, but would they be fitting? ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265/77 "2003-10-03T22:15:00Z")
Is a freckled chest indicative of having spotted dick? ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265/78 "2003-10-03T22:19:52Z")
You, too, can have your very own [spotted dick](http://www.compulink.co.uk/~ossystems/rfmbs/spotted_dick.html) – don’t be [embarrassed](http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_667925.html). ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265/79 "2003-10-03T23:05:29Z")
My chest -------\> ( @ ) ( @ ) ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265/80 "2003-10-03T23:24:17Z")
I’m more of an [ass](http://www.lowdowndonkey.com/Daniel062401.jpg) man, myself. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265.md?page=5)