# I'd like to draw your attention to my chest. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 3, 2003, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265 "2003-10-03T04:26:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Lisa-go-Blind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@Lisa-go-Blind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lisa-go-Blind)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2003, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265/81 "2003-10-04T01:24:45Z")
OSR (Obligatory Simpsons reference): OH PLEEEEEASE WON’T YOU SEE…MY…CHEST! ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2003, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265/82 "2003-10-04T02:39:05Z")
And how about some [url= ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2003, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265/83 "2003-10-04T02:41:35Z")
ACK! Sometimes, I’m too fast for my own good… :o Ahem. As I was saying, before I was so rudely interrrupted (by myself): How about some [knockers](http://www.doorknockersdirect.com/)? ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2003, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265/84 "2003-10-04T03:40:27Z")
[Chesticles?](http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Chesticles) ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2003, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265/85 "2003-10-04T04:05:00Z")
[Breasticles](http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=breasticles)? ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2003, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265/86 "2003-10-04T04:20:53Z")
Or perhaps you’re a fan of the [pectoral](http://studentorgs.utexas.edu/husa/origins/szkitahist/szkitapectoral.html)? Don’t be embarrassed if your [pecs](http://nbaf.com/nbaf/body2/musclepg.htm) aren’t [eye-poppers](http://pages.eidosnet.co.uk/johnnymoped/funcorner/funcornerpubtricks/funcorner_pubtricks_eyepopper.html)! Now there’s [hope](http://www.drloftus.com/pecimplants.html) for you! ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2003, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265/87 "2003-10-04T05:53:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by EddyTeddyFreddy \* > \*\*Is a freckled chest indicative of having spotted dick? \*\* Here I insert a joke about the time I spotted a dick. ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2003, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265/88 "2003-10-04T05:55:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by AndrewT \* > \*\*I make a comment awkwardly working in one of many tired, overused, SD injokes. \*\* Og burning your 1920’s style SD injokes – with pie. ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2003, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265/89 "2003-10-04T05:57:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by EddyTeddyFreddy \* > \*\*Hey, **Andy** , are you jealous because you don’t have a cool name like [Chesty Puller](http://www.gnt.net/~jrube/chestpul.htm)? \*\* No, I’m glad I don’t have a name like [Chesty Morgan.](http://midwestmedia.com/chesty/images/index/halo.gif) And speaking of chests … ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2003, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265/90 "2003-10-04T06:01:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by EddyTeddyFreddy \* > \*\*And how about some [url= \*\* Hah, hah. Our tri-felinic friend is hoist on her own pet aard. Wait, now I realize why this doesn’t make sense. You posted the smilie of Abraham Lincoln backward. It should be: =l:u0] e r o c s r u o F ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2003, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265/91 "2003-10-04T06:03:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ayesha \* > \*\*My chest -------\> ( @ ) ( @ ) \*\* They look like eyes. Hey, what a name for a movie: **The Hills Have Eyes, Part VI: Revenge of Ayesha** _Boob afraid. Boob very afraid._ Now, have I mentioned my chest … ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2003, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265/92 "2003-10-04T06:25:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Casey1505 \* > \*\*[Chesticles?](http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Chesticles) \*\* Tom: It’s breastica-boob-ical, chestica-mamm-ical Pendular, globular fun! Mike: Flesh-ical, orbital, mound-ular, scoop-ular? Tom: Right-o! That’s the one! Crow: Is it glutial maximal, tush-ital, crack-ular, bun-ular, morning 'til night? Tom: Well, you’re abso-to-glandular fanny fantastical Masta-ca-flesh-ular right! All: It’s area-logical, auto-erotical, toobular, boob-ular joy! An expose-ular regional, batch-ular pouch-ular fun for girl and boy! A latisima-dorsical, hung-like-a-horse-ical, calipa-ligical ball! Crow: A most bun-ular, fun-ular Mike: Fruit of the Loom-ular Crow: French-ical tongue-ular Tom: Whop-ita boob-ular Mike: Movie of them alllllllllll!!! All: Hey!!! Ah, that song gives me a warm feeling in my chest. ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2003, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265/93 "2003-10-04T06:32:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jenaroph \* > \*\*Would your clothes fit [this chest?](http://www.acornantiques.com.au/data/25703.htm) \*\* Let’s leave my drawers out of this. We’re talking about my chest. ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2003, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265/94 "2003-10-04T06:36:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by EddyTeddyFreddy \* > \*\*Or perhaps you’re a fan of the [pectoral](http://studentorgs.utexas.edu/husa/origins/szkitahist/szkitapectoral.html)? > \*\* I see I’m not the only admirer of crescent-shaped pectorals. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2003, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265/95 "2003-10-04T19:07:51Z")
Ah, yes. A [curvaceous chest](http://www.rtgstore.com/piratechest.htm) is indeed a thing to be admired. ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265/96 "2003-10-05T05:08:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by EddyTeddyFreddy \* > \*\*Ah, yes. A [curvaceous chest](http://www.rtgstore.com/piratechest.htm) is indeed a thing to be admired. \*\* Isn’t it great that chests come in the sizes Large, Huge, and Monster? Here you get a great chest, but booty to go with it! ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265/97 "2003-10-05T12:26:53Z")
I gotta tell you, **SALicious** , sometimes your chest is just, well, all puffed up with [hot air](http://www.dakotamainstreet.com/balloons/Chesty.html). ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2003, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265/98 "2003-10-12T01:17:51Z")
Just because I’ve been gone for a few days, did people stop noticing my chest? Ahem. My chest. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2003, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265/99 "2003-10-12T01:30:04Z")
Are you protecting your chest against [roost](http://gmo1.com/site/itemdetails.cfm?ID=2836&Catalog=47&sort=Price&OVRAW=chest%20protector&OVKEY=chest%20protector&OVMTC=standard)? Or perhaps you’d find [this](http://www.ringside.com/store/prodinfo.asp?number=ZFTCP&variation=&aitem=20&mitem=27?source=lsm) chest protection more to your, ah, tastes? ---
**Author:** ![Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Satisfying\_Andy\_Licious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satisfying_Andy_Licious)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2003, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265/100 "2003-10-12T01:44:59Z")
> [@](#): > > Large, curved biceps pads protect against slapping branches and roost. I’d look pretty silly if I went out to a park and started slapping branches. It might take attention away from my chest. jeez, it took you all of 23 minutes to respond this time.😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265.md?page=6)