# I'd like to draw your attention to my chest.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 3, 2003, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265 "2003-10-03T04:26:42Z")\
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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2003, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265/101 "2003-10-12T01:50:08Z")

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Hey, I was offline, measuring my chest to see if it matched up against yours.

That’s almost _too_ easy a straight line, **SALicious** 😛

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2003, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-draw-your-attention-to-my-chest/205265/102 "2003-10-12T01:53:22Z")

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While I’m online, may I ask why your chest has [nuts](http://www.chestnutsforsale.com/)? Isn’t that, ah, rather an anatomical oddity?

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