# I'd like to smack this hypocritical little... **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 19, 2002, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-smack-this-hypocritical-little/143846 "2002-12-19T18:10:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![ResIpsaLoquitor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b3f665/32.png) [@ResIpsaLoquitor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ResIpsaLoquitor)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2002, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-smack-this-hypocritical-little/143846/1 "2002-12-19T18:10:28Z")
Dammit. So my girlfriend had just finished her final exam of the semester, and she’s bloody well relieved it’s over. She and I had a loving embrace in the hallway and I congratulated her that it was over. She wished me luck on my last final, which is tomorrow. We’re happy. So we had a little kiss. When suddenly, from down the hall, we hear: “EW, EW, EW, THERE’S PEOPLE IN THE LAW SCHOOL!” Turns out a dad and his young son were walking by. Ooops. I guess we should have paid more attention, but the kiss was, IMHO, harmless. (We weren’t _gyrating_ or anything, for goodness’ sake.) My problem here is that this comment was coming from the…how do I put it delicately…class whore. She’s this obnoxious little brat who walks around the school in tight hot pink sweaters, knee-high boots, and is seen on the arm of a different guy (who’s usually younger than her) every week. She even went so far as to dress as a slutty Catholic schoolgirl at Halloween, and was flashing guys at my party. (Had I known about this, I’d have kicked her out, as there were problems with sexual harassment the year before.) I mean, FUCK this woman. It was a clear, backhanded attempt to get me and my girlfriend in trouble. This girl has a long history of targeting me and other select students. (She tried to insinuate last year that another student and a professor were having an affair.) She has a LONG history of being an attention whore, doing whatever she can to be the alpha female of the law school. But to have the nerve to accuse me of being unchaste on campus after the way she acts? That’s fucking low. If you want to dress slutty, fine: I’ll admit to not being a fashion expert. But don’t dare call somebody on a shade of the same problem. Bitch, you’ve just made the top of Res’ “I hope you get groin beetles” list for the year.:mad: ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2002, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-smack-this-hypocritical-little/143846/2 "2002-12-19T18:15:59Z")
I don’t get it…college frowns on a kiss in the hallway? What must high school be like these days??? ---
**Author:** ![Kyla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/eada6e/32.png) [@Kyla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyla)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2002, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-smack-this-hypocritical-little/143846/3 "2002-12-19T18:19:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Kalhoun \* > \*\*I don’t get it…college frowns on a kiss in the hallway? What must high school be like these days??? \*\* **Res** goes to a very conservative, Catholic college. I imagine that has something to do with it. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2002, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-smack-this-hypocritical-little/143846/4 "2002-12-19T18:35:08Z")
Conservative? In Ann Arbor? I never heard of such a thing. Didn’t even know it was possible. ---
**Author:** ![ResIpsaLoquitor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b3f665/32.png) [@ResIpsaLoquitor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ResIpsaLoquitor)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2002, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-smack-this-hypocritical-little/143846/5 "2002-12-19T18:42:34Z")
> [@](#): > > Res goes to a very conservative, Catholic college. I imagine that has something to do with it. Well, to be fair, we’re not “very” conservative (although I am aware of some students who would at least like to see the chastity belt make a comeback). Could be worse, though: I have a classmate who went to Thomas Aquinas College in California. People weren’t allowed to **hold hands** out there. ---
**Author:** ![japatlgt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df705f/32.png) [@japatlgt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/japatlgt)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2002, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-smack-this-hypocritical-little/143846/6 "2002-12-19T18:47:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ResIpsaLoquitor \* > \*\*I mean, FUCK this woman. \*\* Stupid bitch. ---
**Author:** ![Helen\_s\_Eidolon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Helen\_s\_Eidolon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helen_s_Eidolon)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2002, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-smack-this-hypocritical-little/143846/7 "2002-12-19T19:05:14Z")
Man. That sucks. ---
**Author:** ![gonzoron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a6a055/32.png) [@gonzoron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzoron)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2002, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-smack-this-hypocritical-little/143846/8 "2002-12-19T20:00:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ResIpsaLoquitor \* > \*\*I mean, FUCK this woman. \*\* Well, if you insist… 😉 (That would be funnier if I were single.) ---
**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2002, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-smack-this-hypocritical-little/143846/9 "2002-12-19T20:07:05Z")
Wow, that’s it? Hell, at my law school, two students were caught making the two backed beast in a study carrol in the basement of the library. IIRC, no disciplinary action was taken, outside of the stares and laughs in the hallways whenever they were seen in public. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2002, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-smack-this-hypocritical-little/143846/10 "2002-12-19T20:17:04Z")
Reminds me of somebody I went to college with who was very… perky… and proud of it. As somebody once put it, “Here comes Sharon and her nipples.” ---
**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2002, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-smack-this-hypocritical-little/143846/11 "2002-12-19T20:22:49Z")
> [@](#): > > “EW, EW, EW, THERE’S PEOPLE IN THE LAW SCHOOL!” I must be thick as a brick- can anyone explain what this means or why it’s offensive? I can’t for the life of me put it in the context of seeing people kissing in a hallway. ---
**Author:** ![CRorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@CRorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CRorex)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2002, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-smack-this-hypocritical-little/143846/12 "2002-12-19T20:30:11Z")
The proper comeback is: “At least our VD tests came up clean.” Or: “Sorry we bought the last pack of condoms, looks like it’s only anal for you.” How about: “Damn who changed your setting from slut to bitch?” “Sorry, didn’t know the football team was having an away game.” “Yeast infection getting to you?” Or any of several dozen degrading comebacks. ---
**Author:** ![Judith\_Prietht](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b19c9b/32.png) [@Judith\_Prietht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Judith_Prietht)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2002, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-smack-this-hypocritical-little/143846/13 "2002-12-19T20:30:42Z")
**Zette** :I thought it was an overly dramatic admonition, like “don’t do _that_, there’s someone in the hallway who could see you and be really, really offended by your gratuitous PDA.” But I was a little confused, too. ---
**Author:** ![CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crankyasanoldman/32/11670_2.png) [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2002, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-smack-this-hypocritical-little/143846/14 "2002-12-19T20:33:53Z")
Well now in defense of Stupid Bitch, let’s not forget, God thoroughly frowns upon Kissing. Nothing offends God like seeing two humans care about one another. No love (chaste or not) among God’s people! ---
**Author:** ![ResIpsaLoquitor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b3f665/32.png) [@ResIpsaLoquitor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ResIpsaLoquitor)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2002, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-smack-this-hypocritical-little/143846/15 "2002-12-19T20:48:46Z")
> [@](#): > > I must be thick as a brick- can anyone explain what this means or why it’s offensive? I can’t for the life of me put it in the context of seeing people kissing in a hallway. In other words, she was trying to get me in trouble with the guy and his kid. Translation: “You shouldn’t be making out in front of law school guests.” I seriously think she’s got mental problems. A shrink would have a field day with her. ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2002, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-smack-this-hypocritical-little/143846/16 "2002-12-19T21:01:11Z")
Sorry if this isn’t the place, Res, but what Catholic law school is in Ann Arbor? ---
**Author:** ![5-HT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/f19dbf/32.png) [@5-HT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5-HT)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2002, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-smack-this-hypocritical-little/143846/17 "2002-12-19T21:17:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Munch \* > \*\*Sorry if this isn’t the place, Res, but what Catholic law school is in Ann Arbor? \*\* Concordia? ---
**Author:** ![5-HT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/f19dbf/32.png) [@5-HT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5-HT)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2002, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-smack-this-hypocritical-little/143846/18 "2002-12-19T21:20:03Z")
opps, Concordia is Lutheran. He must be at Ave Maria School of Law ---
**Author:** ![Sauron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce7236/32.png) [@Sauron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sauron)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2002, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-smack-this-hypocritical-little/143846/19 "2002-12-19T21:25:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ResIpsaLoquitor \* > “EW, EW, EW, THERE’S PEOPLE IN THE LAW SCHOOL!” As opposed to just lawyers? ---
**Author:** ![MrMyth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e19b73/32.png) [@MrMyth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrMyth)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2002, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-smack-this-hypocritical-little/143846/20 "2002-12-19T21:33:29Z")
> [@](#): > > really offended by your gratuitous PDA. What, my _Palm_ Pilot? Damn, I love puns and innuendo. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-to-smack-this-hypocritical-little/143846.md?page=2)