# I'd like you all to welcome.. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 8, 2003, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-you-all-to-welcome/200246 "2003-09-08T06:34:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 3\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![EllisDee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellisdee/32/4531_2.png) [@EllisDee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EllisDee)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-you-all-to-welcome/200246/21 "2003-09-09T05:52:20Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Muffins are Evil_ > What? I’m confused for a female? ACK! That… isn’t right… -=sniff.=- Now I know… bleh bleh… but still. I -am- a man. And, as long as you all don’t hurt me when I’m initiated, I’m allright. > > \*Originally posted by Already in Use \* > “Some people . . . some people like cupcakes exclusively, while I myself say there is not, nor ought there be, nothing so exalted on the face of God’s gray earth as that prince of foods . . . the Muffin!” Girl, you thought he was a man, but he was a muffin. ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-you-all-to-welcome/200246/22 "2003-09-09T07:13:29Z")
Welcome, **Muffins are Evil**! I like that name! 🙂 F\_X ---
**Author:** ![Zenham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a5b964/32.png) [@Zenham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenham)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-you-all-to-welcome/200246/23 "2003-09-09T13:48:55Z")
Dammit, now I want a muffin. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-like-you-all-to-welcome/200246.md?page=1)