# I'd NEVER pay for sex, but if \[insert celebrity name here\] was available, that'd change! **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [December 3, 2010, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-never-pay-for-sex-but-if-insert-celebrity-name-here-was-available-thatd-change/562850 "2010-12-03T19:58:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![DMark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@DMark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMark)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2010, 9:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-never-pay-for-sex-but-if-insert-celebrity-name-here-was-available-thatd-change/562850/41 "2010-12-06T09:14:09Z")
Colin Farrell - he reminds me of the guys I would meet in my 20’s who had girlfriends and were basically heterosexual, but didn’t mind just fooling around with another guy if the urge struck him. He has that sort of “wild man” attitude. ---
**Author:** ![Electric\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9de0a6/32.png) [@Electric\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Electric_Sky)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2010, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-never-pay-for-sex-but-if-insert-celebrity-name-here-was-available-thatd-change/562850/42 "2010-12-06T11:52:31Z")
Hmm. Clint Eastwood, circa 1970. I’d wonder how much it’d cost me. Since I, uh, rather doubt that I’m his type… ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2010, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-never-pay-for-sex-but-if-insert-celebrity-name-here-was-available-thatd-change/562850/43 "2010-12-06T13:34:38Z")
To twist the words of George Costanza: Sex is like parking – Why should I pay for it when, if I apply myself, I might be able to get it for free? Having said that, here’s some _way_-out-of-my-league celebs that I’d happily go into debt to be with: Scarlett Johanssen Sofia Vergara Beyonce Taylor Swift I’m sure I could think of more. ---
**Author:** ![blindboyard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blindboyard/32/2833_2.png) [@blindboyard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blindboyard)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2010, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-never-pay-for-sex-but-if-insert-celebrity-name-here-was-available-thatd-change/562850/44 "2010-12-06T14:39:52Z")
Kerry Katona. Simply because it’d probably be in my price range. ---
**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2010, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-never-pay-for-sex-but-if-insert-celebrity-name-here-was-available-thatd-change/562850/45 "2010-12-06T17:26:44Z")
I haven’t had a celeb crush since back when Wentworth Miller was still on “Prison Break.” (I hear rumors that he ain’t catchin’ what I’m pitchin’ but, oh well.) I need a new celeb crush. ---
**Author:** ![scootergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e99b99/32.png) [@scootergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scootergirl)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2010, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-never-pay-for-sex-but-if-insert-celebrity-name-here-was-available-thatd-change/562850/46 "2010-12-06T18:14:59Z")
> [@Arrendajo](#): > > There’s not a single celebrity who appeals to me more than many of my friends - attractive, sexy women who are fun to hang out with and might even actually sleep with me! For free! Wow! “Women” as in the plural. Lucky guy you must be. And yes, I agree with you, celebrities don’t appeal to me either. Why at this very moment I am having some pretty regular fun times with one man, for now anyway, that’s enough for me. ---
**Author:** ![scootergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e99b99/32.png) [@scootergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scootergirl)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2010, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-never-pay-for-sex-but-if-insert-celebrity-name-here-was-available-thatd-change/562850/47 "2010-12-06T19:08:02Z")
> [@NinetyWt](#): > > I would never pay for sex, period. > Well I _did_ pay for a vibrator, but that is different. Isn’t it? Yes, quite different. I’m thinking about purchasing one myself. ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2010, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-never-pay-for-sex-but-if-insert-celebrity-name-here-was-available-thatd-change/562850/48 "2010-12-06T19:30:02Z")
> [@lacortadora](#): > > > [@Arrendajo](#): > > > > There’s not a single celebrity who appeals to me more than many of my friends - attractive, sexy women who are fun to hang out with and might even actually sleep with me! For free! > > Wow! “Women” as in the plural. Lucky guy you must be. And yes, I agree with you, celebrities don’t appeal to me either. Why at this very moment I am having some pretty regular fun times with one man, for now anyway, that’s enough for me. You guys sure know how to enjoy a fantasy speculation thread! 😃 I love my wife and would never cheat on her, but at the same time it’s harmless fun to lust after hot celebs… isn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![Markxxx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5daacb/32.png) [@Markxxx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Markxxx)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2010, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-never-pay-for-sex-but-if-insert-celebrity-name-here-was-available-thatd-change/562850/49 "2010-12-06T19:46:10Z")
Darren “Savage Garden” Hayes, and [Dolly from _the Family Circus_ agrees](http://img502.imageshack.us/img502/222/christmasfamilycircus04.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2010, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-never-pay-for-sex-but-if-insert-celebrity-name-here-was-available-thatd-change/562850/50 "2010-12-06T19:57:12Z")
> [@Beware\_of\_Doug](#): > > [Chris Jansing](http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&source=imghp&biw=1238&bih=709&q=chris+jansing), MSNBC’s 53yo news hottie, once auctioned off lunch with herself on eBay, proceeds to go to charity. That chick is 53??? ---
**Author:** ![FuzzyOgre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a587f6/32.png) [@FuzzyOgre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FuzzyOgre)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2010, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-never-pay-for-sex-but-if-insert-celebrity-name-here-was-available-thatd-change/562850/51 "2010-12-06T21:19:36Z")
Is it just me or did 100 people quit the forum after this thread started? ---
**Author:** ![Palo\_Verde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/65b543/32.png) [@Palo\_Verde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Palo_Verde)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2010, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-never-pay-for-sex-but-if-insert-celebrity-name-here-was-available-thatd-change/562850/52 "2010-12-06T21:31:35Z")
Viggo Mortensen. Rowl. ---
**Author:** ![installLSC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/54ee81/32.png) [@installLSC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/installLSC)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2010, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-never-pay-for-sex-but-if-insert-celebrity-name-here-was-available-thatd-change/562850/53 "2010-12-07T03:12:57Z")
As long as we’re going into the realm of utter fantasy, I’d easily pay one month’s earnings (or more) to be the incredibly lucky guy in a menage a trois with [Zooey](http://watchbonesepisodes.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/bones-tv-show-zooey-deschanel-emily-deschanel-the-goop-on-the-girl.jpg) and [Emily](http://3.media.tumblr.com/pU1p3ehaPqt5zpqo7W87qCVNo1_500.jpg) [Deschanel.](http://www.rankopedia.com/CandidatePix/28676.gif) ---
**Author:** ![Gagundathar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a183cd/32.png) [@Gagundathar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gagundathar)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2010, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-never-pay-for-sex-but-if-insert-celebrity-name-here-was-available-thatd-change/562850/54 "2010-12-07T03:17:11Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > That chick is 53??? Count me in as being astonished. Wow. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2010, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-never-pay-for-sex-but-if-insert-celebrity-name-here-was-available-thatd-change/562850/55 "2010-12-07T03:30:56Z")
I’d pay Eric Bana. Ever see him in chopper? Oh yeah… ---
**Author:** ![Arrendajo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Arrendajo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arrendajo)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2010, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-never-pay-for-sex-but-if-insert-celebrity-name-here-was-available-thatd-change/562850/56 "2010-12-07T05:20:54Z")
> [@Wheelz](#): > > You guys sure know how to enjoy a fantasy speculation thread! 😃 > > I love my wife and would never cheat on her, but at the same time it’s harmless fun to lust after hot celebs… isn’t it? Oh all right… David Bowie ---
**Author:** ![drachillix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/48db29/32.png) [@drachillix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drachillix)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2010, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-never-pay-for-sex-but-if-insert-celebrity-name-here-was-available-thatd-change/562850/57 "2010-12-07T05:45:14Z")
Sign me up for the three day weekend package with: Mariah Carey Kim Kardashian Eva LaRue ---
**Author:** ![scootergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e99b99/32.png) [@scootergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scootergirl)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2010, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-never-pay-for-sex-but-if-insert-celebrity-name-here-was-available-thatd-change/562850/58 "2010-12-07T05:49:02Z")
Topo Giggio. He may have a tiny little penis, but he is so adorable. ---
**Author:** ![Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sleeps_With_Butterflies)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2010, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-never-pay-for-sex-but-if-insert-celebrity-name-here-was-available-thatd-change/562850/59 "2010-12-07T05:52:25Z")
> [@Wheelz](#): > > You guys sure know how to enjoy a fantasy speculation thread! 😃 > > I love my wife and would never cheat on her, but at the same time it’s harmless fun to lust after hot celebs… isn’t it? Yeah I’m thinking a lot of people missed the “I’d NEVER pay for sex, but …” in the title. ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2010, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-never-pay-for-sex-but-if-insert-celebrity-name-here-was-available-thatd-change/562850/60 "2010-12-07T06:16:45Z")
I’d have to say this is slightly different to who I find hot. There are some I’d lose respect for if the only way I’d get to sleep with them would be to pay for it. So I will select from some where I have only a “one night stand” kind of vibe for them. Eliza Dushku Emma Watson Keira Knightley Billie Piper Ksenia Solo [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-never-pay-for-sex-but-if-insert-celebrity-name-here-was-available-thatd-change/562850.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-never-pay-for-sex-but-if-insert-celebrity-name-here-was-available-thatd-change/562850.md?page=4)