# I'd NEVER pay for sex, but if \[insert celebrity name here\] was available, that'd change! **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [December 3, 2010, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-never-pay-for-sex-but-if-insert-celebrity-name-here-was-available-thatd-change/562850 "2010-12-03T19:58:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![lindsaybluth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/90db22/32.png) [@lindsaybluth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lindsaybluth)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2010, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-never-pay-for-sex-but-if-insert-celebrity-name-here-was-available-thatd-change/562850/61 "2010-12-08T02:34:49Z")
Donald Glover, from Community. Damn is that boy hot. And funny. Hot and funny makes me all weak in the knees. And Jake Gyllenhal. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2010, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-never-pay-for-sex-but-if-insert-celebrity-name-here-was-available-thatd-change/562850/62 "2010-12-08T02:50:57Z")
CNBC hottie [Erin Burnett](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xKBDOLdU-Ug) ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2010, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-never-pay-for-sex-but-if-insert-celebrity-name-here-was-available-thatd-change/562850/63 "2010-12-08T03:06:57Z")
Ok, I was a buzz-kill. Sorry. Its just…well… and this may be TMI, but… in my fantasies, the girl actually wants me. In my case, thats probably why its a fantasy. But everyone is different and I was selfish. Please ignore my post. Thank You. ---
**Author:** ![Peremensoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ce7236/32.png) [@Peremensoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peremensoe)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2010, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-never-pay-for-sex-but-if-insert-celebrity-name-here-was-available-thatd-change/562850/64 "2010-12-08T03:33:59Z")
> [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](#): > > [Jonathan Rhys Meyers](http://www.dlisted.com/files/DETAILS-HOLIDAY-2007-COVER-.jpg) You might find the [price](http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/images/episode/b00dv5g8_640_360.jpg) too high. ---
**Author:** ![lindsaybluth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/90db22/32.png) [@lindsaybluth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lindsaybluth)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2010, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-never-pay-for-sex-but-if-insert-celebrity-name-here-was-available-thatd-change/562850/65 "2010-12-08T04:03:07Z")
Mmmm, good choice **Sleeps**. He is gorgeous in the Tudors. ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2010, 11:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-never-pay-for-sex-but-if-insert-celebrity-name-here-was-available-thatd-change/562850/66 "2010-12-08T11:14:44Z")
[Susan Sarandon](http://www.zimbio.com/The+50+Sexiest+Women+Over+50/articles/37/32nd+Sexiest+Woman+Over+50+Susan+Sarandon), still hot at 64. ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2010, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-never-pay-for-sex-but-if-insert-celebrity-name-here-was-available-thatd-change/562850/67 "2010-12-08T17:30:29Z")
[Kate Beckinsale.](http://www.palzoo.net/file/pic/user/Kate-Beckinsale.jpg) You can close the thread now. It don’t get no better. ---
**Author:** ![Gus\_Gusterson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/85f322/32.png) [@Gus\_Gusterson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gus_Gusterson)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2010, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-never-pay-for-sex-but-if-insert-celebrity-name-here-was-available-thatd-change/562850/68 "2010-12-08T18:26:00Z")
I _would_ pay for sex, so I don’t have an answer. ---
**Author:** ![Khaki\_Campbell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de053/32.png) [@Khaki\_Campbell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khaki_Campbell)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2010, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-never-pay-for-sex-but-if-insert-celebrity-name-here-was-available-thatd-change/562850/69 "2010-12-08T18:44:06Z")
Monica Bellucci Kari Byron ---
**Author:** ![BaconAndEggs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f4b2a3/32.png) [@BaconAndEggs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BaconAndEggs)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2010, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-never-pay-for-sex-but-if-insert-celebrity-name-here-was-available-thatd-change/562850/70 "2010-12-09T00:19:52Z")
Andrew Dice Clay or Mark Paul Gosselaar ---
**Author:** ![SecretaryofEvil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@SecretaryofEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SecretaryofEvil)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2010, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-never-pay-for-sex-but-if-insert-celebrity-name-here-was-available-thatd-change/562850/71 "2010-12-09T01:25:43Z")
You know this thread wouldn’t be complete without a song by Isaac Hayes and James Taylor about prostitutes. Not safe for work [![]( " - YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HAi0gKZtMA) ---
**Author:** ![Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slow_moving_vehicle/32/291_2.png) [@Slow\_Moving\_Vehicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slow_Moving_Vehicle)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2010, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-never-pay-for-sex-but-if-insert-celebrity-name-here-was-available-thatd-change/562850/72 "2010-12-09T01:46:06Z")
> [@Bricker](#): > > My entry remains blank now, but in my single days: > > Helen Hunt > > She has always fascinated me. > > And I guess I have to include Leelee Sobieski, because, quite frankly, she looks just like Helen Hunt did. Oh yeah on both counts. Helen Hunt’s bare back was the highlight of _As Good As It Gets_ - followed only by her in a wet t-shirt. Yowza! Also, Julianna Margulies. Those dark, feline eyes, full lips, the arched eyebrows, that look of vulnerable competence… She is the such stuff as fantasies are made on. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-never-pay-for-sex-but-if-insert-celebrity-name-here-was-available-thatd-change/562850.md?page=3)