# I'd rather have a root canal than...

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 12, 2017, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-rather-have-a-root-canal-than/784352 "2017-04-12T23:58:25Z")\
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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2017, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-rather-have-a-root-canal-than/784352/21 "2017-04-14T15:28:40Z")

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Every time I go to the dentist and need Novocain, I think of [this](https://calvinandhobbesagain.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/19860401.gif) and the DDS gets this puzzled look on his/her face wondering why I’m giggling to myself.

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**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2017, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-rather-have-a-root-canal-than/784352/22 "2017-04-14T16:35:14Z")

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> [@Senegoid](#):
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> . . . prefrontal lobotomy.

I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2017, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-rather-have-a-root-canal-than/784352/23 "2017-04-14T16:53:08Z")

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> [@WildBlueYonder](#):
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> Course if I could be knocked out COMPLETELY…I’ll take that anytime!

Always willing to help out a Doper

::Picks up metal pipe::

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**Author:** ![Ann\_Hedonia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ann_hedonia/32/319_2.png) [@Ann\_Hedonia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Hedonia)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2017, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-rather-have-a-root-canal-than/784352/24 "2017-04-14T19:24:13Z")

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I had some intense mystery pain earlier this week.  
[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=823838](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=823838)

I was convinced I had an abscessed tooth and I made an emergency dental appointment.

I was completely convinced that I would need a root canal to alleviate the excruciating pain. I almost started crying when he told me there was nothing wrong with my teeth and that I wouldn’t be getting a root canal that day

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**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2017, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-rather-have-a-root-canal-than/784352/25 "2017-04-14T19:56:32Z")

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> [@igor\_frankensteen](#):
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> When you have the right dentist, a root canal is wonderful. It permanently ends the tooth pain, doesn’t hurt while it’s being done, and heals quickly.
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> if your root canal causes you a lot of pain, get a new dentist.

Mine didn’t hurt one bit. But it was one of the most uncomfortable experiences in my life, since I was so numb, the numbing agent dripped into my throat and the entire time I felt like I couldn’t swallow and had thus weird drowning feeling. I kept completely quiet and let the endodoticst do his thing, but the entire hour or so was spent in my head convincing myself that I was breathing and everything was okay. Christ that sucked. First time I had any weirdness with my teeth being done. I actually used to look forward to the novel numbing sensation otherwise.

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**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2017, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-rather-have-a-root-canal-than/784352/26 "2017-04-14T20:02:24Z")

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> [@Ann\_Hedonia](#):
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> I had some intense mystery pain earlier this week.  
> [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=823838](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=823838)
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> I was convinced I had an abscessed tooth and I made an emergency dental appointment.
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> I was completely convinced that I would need a root canal to alleviate the excruciating pain. I almost started crying when he told me there was nothing wrong with my teeth and that I wouldn’t be getting a root canal that day

That happened to me too. Turned out I had a sinus infection. I almost wept I was so happy.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2017, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-rather-have-a-root-canal-than/784352/27 "2017-04-14T20:19:41Z")

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> [@koeeoaddi](#):
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> Now that it’s all over and was no big deal, I can say …this!
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> I can also honestly say it was better than “Cats”.

London, or Broadway?

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**Author:** ![Ambivalid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a5b964/32.png) [@Ambivalid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ambivalid)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2017, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-rather-have-a-root-canal-than/784352/28 "2017-04-14T20:26:55Z")

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I would suffer thru non-stop root canals for a week from an unskilled dentist if it meant I never had to suffer another migraine.

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