# I'd rather take turns than do 69...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-rather-take-turns-than-do-69/558070>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [October 23, 2010, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-rather-take-turns-than-do-69/558070 "2010-10-23T03:11:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Rafe\_Hollister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/fbc32d/32.png) [@Rafe\_Hollister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rafe_Hollister)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2010, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-rather-take-turns-than-do-69/558070/61 "2010-10-26T14:09:14Z")

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I had a gf that loved to 69 with me. I was always on bottom and she was a very heavy squirter. Many times I felt like I was being waterboarded. It was always really cool to finish and have my hair soaked from her O’s.

My wife has kinda gotten big over the last several years, so 69 with her on top is out of the question. She’s claustrophobic, so 69 with me on top is also out of the question.

About 6 weeks ago I started seeing someone else. Then a few weeks ago we had sex for the first time and I got to 69 with her that day. WOOOOHOOOO!!!

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**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2010, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-rather-take-turns-than-do-69/558070/62 "2010-10-26T15:59:35Z")

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> [@OpalCat](#):
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> Anyone else feel the same?

Never even bothered with it, personally. I tend to be too easily distracted. Me, I’d go for the 88. You get eight twice.

> [@VinylTurnip](#):
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> Unclick. I unclick you. Flaming Christ on a corn chip, let me unclick that back out of my brain.

This. This, oh god, this.

> [@Rafe\_Hollister](#):
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> My wife has kinda gotten big over the last several years, so 69 with her on top is out of the question. About 6 weeks ago I started seeing someone else.

Does your wife know about this “someone else”? :dubious:

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**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2010, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-rather-take-turns-than-do-69/558070/63 "2010-10-26T16:24:45Z")

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Even considering the topic, this thread took a weird turn …

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2010, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-rather-take-turns-than-do-69/558070/64 "2010-10-26T17:31:29Z")

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> [@purplehorseshoe](#):
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> Even considering the topic, this thread took a weird turn …

I’d say about 180 degrees.

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**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2010, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-rather-take-turns-than-do-69/558070/65 "2010-10-26T19:46:46Z")

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> [@kayaker](#):
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> I’ve got $5.00 that says you are wrong. Don’t trust me? I’ll let you pick who holds the cash. So. . .we on?😃

I knew that was coming. 😛

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