# ID these movie quotes

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [May 21, 2007, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-these-movie-quotes/404920 "2007-05-21T13:46:16Z")\
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**Author:** ![Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hentor_the_Barbarian)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2007, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-these-movie-quotes/404920/21 "2007-05-21T17:22:32Z")

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**Sauron** , **JSexton** , those are right.

**minlokwat** , First Blood is correct. The other one must be very similar to Con Air, since you’re the second to guess that one, but it isn’t. Perhaps it is too obscure, but it’s one of those lines that stuck with me, and my wife and I use it to refer to situations where there’s something that you really want. Another hint: It was spoken by Damon Wayans.

So we’re still looking for #3 and #2.

Another line from the same movie as #2 is: “Do you own rubber gloves?”

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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2007, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-these-movie-quotes/404920/22 "2007-05-21T18:10:28Z")

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1. Your offer is acceptable.

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**Author:** ![pinkfreud](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pinkfreud/32/17603_2.png) [@pinkfreud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pinkfreud)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2007, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-these-movie-quotes/404920/23 "2007-05-21T18:18:45Z")

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I think #2 is from one of the “Fletch” movies, but I’m not sure which. I’ll guess the first one.

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[QUOTE=pinkfreud]  
I think #2 is from one of the “Fletch” movies, but I’m not sure which. I’ll guess the first one.  
[/QUOTE]  
That’s right.

> [@BrainGlutton](#):
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> 1. Your offer is acceptable.

_Men in Black_

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**Post date:** [May 21, 2007, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-these-movie-quotes/404920/25 "2007-05-21T19:42:42Z")

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#2 is Fletch to his ex-wife’s divorce attorney.

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**Post date:** [May 21, 2007, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-these-movie-quotes/404920/26 "2007-05-21T23:02:04Z")

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Is #3 from Dennis Hopper’s _Colors_?

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[QUOTE=pinkfreud]  
Is #3 from Dennis Hopper’s _Colors_?  
[/QUOTE]  
Yes! That wraps 'em up.

Anyone got any more?

I was thinking more about it, and I might be wrong about **BrainGlutton’s** , because that is actually “Your proposal is acceptable” (said by the bug, unseen, to Vincent D’Onofrio’s character).

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**Post date:** [May 22, 2007, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-these-movie-quotes/404920/28 "2007-05-22T02:45:38Z")

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1. And did Grolak think the Ulus were too ugly to save?

2. I was righ! I’m not paranoid – they’re all Spies!!

3. You resist my attempts to arrange an interesting death for you.

4. This machine is smarter than _God_. If it were to tell me to lead a tribe of people through the desert for forty years, I’d have to give it serious consideration.

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**Post date:** [May 22, 2007, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-these-movie-quotes/404920/29 "2007-05-22T04:44:12Z")

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Well, everyone said the ones I knew already, so here are a few more:

1. I shovel well. I shovel _very_ well.
2. I’ll cash her check in the morning.
3. I had a father, his name was \_\_ \_\_\_\_\_. (Name removed so as not to be too easy.)
4. Because when everyone’s special, no one is.
5. As-tro-nomical. (I tried to put in the dashes to get the pronunciation right.)

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**Post date:** [May 22, 2007, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-these-movie-quotes/404920/30 "2007-05-22T06:31:06Z")

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[QUOTE=bouv]  
Well, everyone said the ones I knew already, so here are a few more:

[/QUOTE]

1. I shovel well. I shovel _very_ well  
Mystery Men - IMO a very funny movie. Especially for this comic book geek.  
I would like to add some favourites of mine, but they are probably going to be very easy.

2. Who throws a shoe, I mean really

3. What are we supposed to use man, harsh language!

4. On that farm… he shot some guys, E I E I O.

5. I have no idea to this day what those two Italian ladies were singing about

6. That’s thirty minutes away. I’ll be there in ten

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**Post date:** [May 22, 2007, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-these-movie-quotes/404920/31 "2007-05-22T06:49:56Z")

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[QUOTE=GreedySmurf]  
32. What are we supposed to use man, harsh language!  
[/QUOTE]  
_Aliens_ ?

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**Post date:** [May 22, 2007, 9:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-these-movie-quotes/404920/32 "2007-05-22T09:30:57Z")

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14 should be “It means this damn thing doesn’t work at all!” [/nitpick]

Trust me. I’ve seen that movie many, many times.

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**Post date:** [May 22, 2007, 11:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-these-movie-quotes/404920/33 "2007-05-22T11:00:34Z")

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28 – “His name was Inigo Montoya”? From the Princess Bride.

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**Post date:** [May 22, 2007, 11:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-these-movie-quotes/404920/34 "2007-05-22T11:03:32Z")

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And from one of my favourite movies:

1. I’m very busy and important. How can I help you?

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**Post date:** [May 22, 2007, 11:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-these-movie-quotes/404920/35 "2007-05-22T11:17:58Z")

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1. Because when everyone’s special, no one is.

_The Incredibles_.

1. Who throws a shoe, I mean really

_Austin Powers, International Man of Mystery_

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**Post date:** [May 22, 2007, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-these-movie-quotes/404920/36 "2007-05-22T11:57:42Z")

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> [@](#):
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> 1. And did Grolak think the Ulus were too ugly to save?

That should be:

1. And did _Goloka_ think the Ulus were too ugly to save?

I don’t know HOW I could’ve made such a stupid mistake.

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**Post date:** [May 22, 2007, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-these-movie-quotes/404920/37 "2007-05-22T12:02:57Z")

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> [@](#):
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> 1. I have no idea to this day what those two Italian ladies were singing about

Morgan Freeman’s character in The Shawshank Redemption, of course.

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**Post date:** [May 22, 2007, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-these-movie-quotes/404920/38 "2007-05-22T13:42:18Z")

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1. MacMannis from **The Usual Suspects**.

2. The Wolf from **Pulp Fiction**.

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**Post date:** [May 22, 2007, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-these-movie-quotes/404920/39 "2007-05-22T13:44:13Z")

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> [@](#):
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> And from one of my favourite movies:
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> 1. I’m very busy and important. How can I help you?

That sounds like Orson Welles as the Studio Executive at the end of **The Muppet Movie**.

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**Post date:** [May 22, 2007, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/id-these-movie-quotes/404920/40 "2007-05-22T13:48:36Z")

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[QUOTE=Giles]  
28 – “His name was Inigo Montoya”? From the Princess Bride.  
[/QUOTE]  
I don’t know the answer to **bouv’s** #28, but in the _Princess Bride_, Inigo says “Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”

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