# Ideas for a gag gift for retirement

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ideas-for-a-gag-gift-for-retirement/699919>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [September 30, 2014, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ideas-for-a-gag-gift-for-retirement/699919 "2014-09-30T00:20:10Z")\
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**Author:** ![harmonicamoon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/65b543/32.png) [@harmonicamoon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmonicamoon)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2014, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ideas-for-a-gag-gift-for-retirement/699919/1 "2014-09-30T00:20:10Z")

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A good friend of mine is retiring. His last day is tomorrow. I have arranged for a fiesta at the cantina on Wednesday, his first day of freedom. It is a cantina, so only guys will be there. Mexicanos love humor with sexual overtones. I would appreciate some gag gift ideas. Needs to be something I can make or buy in Mexico. Gracias.

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**Author:** ![G0sp3l](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c68b51/32.png) [@G0sp3l](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G0sp3l)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2014, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ideas-for-a-gag-gift-for-retirement/699919/2 "2014-09-30T01:23:20Z")

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blue m&m’s in a bottle labled Viagra  
a little black book with phone numbers for V. Stiviano, Heidi Fleiss and Anna Nicole Smith