# Ideas for lyrics T-shirt

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ideas-for-lyrics-t-shirt/630139>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [August 2, 2012, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ideas-for-lyrics-t-shirt/630139 "2012-08-02T03:34:01Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![ducati](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/cc9497/32.png) [@ducati](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ducati)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2012, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ideas-for-lyrics-t-shirt/630139/21 "2012-08-12T03:08:54Z")

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I know what boys like.  
I’ve got what boys want.  
RIP, Patty Donahue.

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**Author:** ![Mangosteen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Mangosteen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangosteen)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2012, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ideas-for-lyrics-t-shirt/630139/22 "2012-08-13T01:08:00Z")

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\*And I’ll be searching all the joints in town for  
Panama Red \*

New Riders

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**Author:** ![Mr.Me](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d2c977/32.png) [@Mr.Me](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Me)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2012, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ideas-for-lyrics-t-shirt/630139/23 "2012-08-15T18:49:52Z")

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Front :

I can’t help about the shape I’m in  
I can’t sing, I ain’t pretty and my legs are thin

Back :

But don’t ask me what I think of you  
I might not give the answer that you want me to

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**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2012, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ideas-for-lyrics-t-shirt/630139/24 "2012-08-15T18:57:55Z")

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God gave rock and roll to you.

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**Author:** ![stpauler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9d8465/32.png) [@stpauler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stpauler)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2012, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ideas-for-lyrics-t-shirt/630139/25 "2012-08-15T19:15:29Z")

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HELLO,  
I love you  
Won’t you tell me your name?  
-The Doors

But if you try sometime you might just might find…  
-Rolling Stones

I don’t need a big reduction in the price of beer…  
-XTC

Lips Like Sugar  
Sugar Kisses  
-Echo & the Bunnymen

Too-ra-loo-rye, aye  
-Dexy’s Midnight Runners (sorta)

Thank you for a funky time  
Call me up whenever you wanna grind.  
-Prince and the Revolution

I am the son & the heir  
-The Smiths

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