# Ideas for New Movies **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [April 19, 2019, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ideas-for-new-movies/832753 "2019-04-19T03:18:09Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2019, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ideas-for-new-movies/832753/1 "2019-04-19T03:18:09Z")
With the Rocky films complete and the Creed films now taking up the mantle…how about a _prequel?_ MIGHTY MICK starring Martin Freeman [![](https://hips.hearstapps.com/digitalspyuk.cdnds.net/17/02/1483979718-sher7.jpg) ](https://hips.hearstapps.com/digitalspyuk.cdnds.net/17/02/1483979718-sher7.jpg) as a young Mickey Goldmill [![](http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-rGYZLyyfD6A/TlomhnLV4_I/AAAAAAAABGg/lCB_SnIP-Sw/s1600/Rocky_108Pyxurz.jpg) ](http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-rGYZLyyfD6A/TlomhnLV4_I/AAAAAAAABGg/lCB_SnIP-Sw/s1600/Rocky_108Pyxurz.jpg) Following his boxing career from the early 20s to late 40s. All About Eve Lady Gaga as Eve Madonna as Margo Channing Bradley Cooper as Bill Simpson and George Clooney as Addison DeWitt Instead of stage acting, the awards ceremony is for the Grammys or the AMAs. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2019, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ideas-for-new-movies/832753/2 "2019-04-19T04:48:48Z")
_Pre-t_: The story of [Keys’s](https://villains.fandom.com/wiki/Keys) childhood, and his own close encounter. _Once Upon a Time in Kanye West_ (animated): Explorers with a miniturization device are baffled to discover a microscopic Old West-style community deep inside the controversial singer. (Lead character voiced by Taylor Swift.) _Grits and Greens Strike Again_: When Daisy Duke’s grandson is drawn into the promise of easy riches in the Hogg meth empire, Enos and Turk come out of retirement to rescue him–and this time, they mean harm. ---
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2019, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ideas-for-new-movies/832753/3 "2019-04-19T05:06:20Z")
How about a movie about a killer robot driving instructor that travels back in time for some reason? This robot, he’s got a heartbreaking decision to make about whether his best friend lives…or dies. His best friend is a talking pie. ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2019, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ideas-for-new-movies/832753/4 "2019-04-19T05:34:54Z")
A spin-off of _Arthur Christmas_ called _Esther Bunny_. ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2019, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ideas-for-new-movies/832753/5 "2019-04-19T06:35:45Z")
New HBO show “Jake Sloughchuck, Proctology Caseworker, MD”. For opening credits, the viewer has total ass pov as Jake concernedly looks into camera and then brings his hands up and splays them apart. The stalwart, home-visiting butt-doc consoles dejected patients with lines like “I’m afraid, Mrs. Kefauver, but…ha! get it? Anyway, I’m afraid - it’s your ass.” and “I realise eating bran is gross, Jim, but, godammit! Use it!!!” He can get in the middle of a couple’s child-custody battle by lecturing them about the importance of twice-a-day enemas, or suddenly barge into a courtroom waving a speculum for reasons I’ve yet work out. ---
**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2019, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ideas-for-new-movies/832753/6 "2019-04-19T16:47:16Z")
I haven’t heard anything good about _Harry Potter and the Cursed Child_ but I’d still like to see it turned into a movie. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2019, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ideas-for-new-movies/832753/7 "2019-04-19T17:04:06Z")
I want to see the parody movie _Hairy Stoner and the Philosopher’s Pot_.