# Identify That Obscure "Scrubs" Character **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [October 11, 2007, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-that-obscure-scrubs-character/422393 "2007-10-11T22:29:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Frostillicus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Frostillicus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frostillicus)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2007, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-that-obscure-scrubs-character/422393/1 "2007-10-11T22:29:37Z")
Some of them are actually real people! 1. Enid 2. Fred Bob 3. Minnie McSkinny, Heidi Horseface, Rumple Fugly 4. Sir Plunge-alot 5. Sarah Briggs 6. Chet 7. Hailey and Cassie 8. Sanchez 9. Katya 10. Whitney the Snapper 11. Miss Busybody Smartypants 12. Whit Prowdy 13. Brantley 14. Chauncey 15. Frank Frachaman 16. Mole Butt 17. Bessie 18. Harrison 19. Clancy 20. Nana Hobbs 21. Nigel/Klaus/Efram 22. Sasha 23. Julian 24. Malik 25. Baxter 26. Slappy Bag Hint: None of these characters are patients. ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2007, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-that-obscure-scrubs-character/422393/2 "2007-10-11T22:31:30Z")
Mole Butt = Elliot ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2007, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-that-obscure-scrubs-character/422393/3 "2007-10-11T22:46:09Z")
Enid = Dr. Kelso’s wife Chet was an intern, I think. I distinctly remember Eliot saying “Chet!” in a very irritated tone of voice while looking like :rolleyes: but with bangs. ---
**Author:** ![treis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bc79bd/32.png) [@treis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/treis)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2007, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-that-obscure-scrubs-character/422393/4 "2007-10-11T23:01:16Z")
1. Sasha is J.D.'s scooter. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2007, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-that-obscure-scrubs-character/422393/5 "2007-10-11T23:02:17Z")
I’m guessing Miss Busybody Smartypants is Carla ---
**Author:** ![Contrapuntal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e274bd/32.png) [@Contrapuntal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Contrapuntal)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2007, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-that-obscure-scrubs-character/422393/6 "2007-10-11T23:07:31Z")
Whit Prowdy is the real estate Broker of the Year. ---
**Author:** ![appleciders](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/85f322/32.png) [@appleciders](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/appleciders)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2007, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-that-obscure-scrubs-character/422393/7 "2007-10-11T23:13:46Z")
Baxter is Kelso’s dog. I think Nana Hobbs is J.D.'s grandmother. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2007, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-that-obscure-scrubs-character/422393/8 "2007-10-11T23:23:42Z")
1. Nigel/Klaus/Efram - These are all alter-egos of The Janitor. 2. Hallie and Cassie - I think these are the friends of Jordan’s that came to visit and drove Cox nuts. ---
**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2007, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-that-obscure-scrubs-character/422393/9 "2007-10-11T23:28:26Z")
1. Bessie. Dr Kelso’s car. 2. Slappy Bag. I’m pretty sure that is Turk. ---
**Author:** ![Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hey_It_s_That_Guy)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2007, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-that-obscure-scrubs-character/422393/10 "2007-10-12T00:15:25Z")
Sanchez is The Janitor’s pet crow. Minnie McSkinny was another name J.D. and Turk used to refer to Elliot. ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2007, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-that-obscure-scrubs-character/422393/11 "2007-10-12T00:34:28Z")
[QUOTE=Big Bad Voodoo Lou] Minnie McSkinny was another name J.D. and Turk used to refer to Elliot. [/QUOTE] Actually, Minnie McSkinny, Rumple Fugly, and Heidi Horseface are three previous ex-girlfriends of J.D. Elliot was just Mole Butt. Chet was the really tall intern, who’s face we never saw, and who’s coat J.D. used to play the world’s tallest doctor. Bessie is Dr.Kelso’s car. Julian is the manatee who lives in the underground passageways underneath the hospital’s parking lot. Malik was the name of J.D.'s Volvo, before it caught fire. ---
**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2007, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-that-obscure-scrubs-character/422393/12 "2007-10-12T00:39:34Z")
1. Whitney the Snapper One of Turk’s college girlfriends. ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2007, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-that-obscure-scrubs-character/422393/13 "2007-10-12T01:02:03Z")
Harrison is Kelso’s son. ---
**Author:** ![feppytweed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/feppytweed/32/4280_2.png) [@feppytweed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/feppytweed)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2007, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-that-obscure-scrubs-character/422393/14 "2007-10-12T01:55:23Z")
1. Chauncey That would be the talking parrot J.D. gets so he doesn’t have to break bad news to patients. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2007, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-that-obscure-scrubs-character/422393/15 "2007-10-12T02:03:55Z")
1. Katya - J. D.'s “pillow girlfriend” ---
**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2007, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-that-obscure-scrubs-character/422393/16 "2007-10-12T02:13:35Z")
Brantley is the son of the obnoxious woman in the park who asked to borrow one of Jack’s balls. ---
**Author:** ![Frostillicus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Frostillicus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frostillicus)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2007, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-that-obscure-scrubs-character/422393/17 "2007-10-12T02:19:45Z")
[QUOTE=silenus] 1. Hallie and Cassie - I think these are the friends of Jordan’s that came to visit and drove Cox nuts. [/QUOTE] You guys are kicking ass. This is the only incorrect answer so far. ---
**Author:** ![Gail](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Gail](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gail)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2007, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-that-obscure-scrubs-character/422393/18 "2007-10-12T03:50:55Z")
[QUOTE=Frostillicus] You guys are kicking ass. This is the only incorrect answer so far. [/QUOTE] I thought Hallie (Hayley?) and Cassie were names that Elliott gave her eggs (from her ovaries, not the carton)\> ---
**Author:** ![Frosted\_Glass](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frosted_glass/32/3926_2.png) [@Frosted\_Glass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frosted_Glass)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2007, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-that-obscure-scrubs-character/422393/19 "2007-10-12T03:57:34Z")
1. Malik was JD and Turk’s old car that blew up before they got the scooters. Damn! I just realized that **bouv** beat me bad. Nana Hobbs was a little bit racist if I recall correctly. ---
**Author:** ![Shecky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/85e7bf/32.png) [@Shecky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shecky)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2007, 11:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-that-obscure-scrubs-character/422393/20 "2007-10-12T11:39:10Z")
1. Sir Plunge-a-lot: it’s the name the nurses call the janitor behind his back, I believe. 2. Cancy: is Jd’s one chest hair. 24 Malik: JD’s first volvo, it was brown, and mysteriously caught fire when Turk was using it. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-that-obscure-scrubs-character/422393.md?page=2)