# Identify That Obscure "Scrubs" Character **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [October 11, 2007, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-that-obscure-scrubs-character/422393 "2007-10-11T22:29:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Shecky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/85e7bf/32.png) [@Shecky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shecky)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2007, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-that-obscure-scrubs-character/422393/21 "2007-10-12T11:41:56Z")
OH! and… 1. Fred Bob: Actually, Dr. Fred Bob. Just call him Dr. Bob. a hematologist. ---
**Author:** ![Frostillicus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Frostillicus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frostillicus)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2007, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-that-obscure-scrubs-character/422393/22 "2007-10-13T00:03:30Z")
Wow. These were some pretty obscure characters, but you guys have already gotten all but these two: Sarah Briggs Frank Frachaman Hints: Sarah Briggs has a connection to JD. Frank Frachaman has a connection to Turk. ---
**Author:** ![Frostillicus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Frostillicus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frostillicus)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2007, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-that-obscure-scrubs-character/422393/23 "2007-10-13T00:46:12Z")
Here’s another couple of “characters” for y’all: 1. Roscoe 2. Paris and Nikki ---
**Author:** ![treis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bc79bd/32.png) [@treis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/treis)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2007, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-that-obscure-scrubs-character/422393/24 "2007-10-13T00:56:17Z")
1. Roscoe- Janitors fake brother. 2. Paris and Nikki- Someones tits. I want to say Laverne’s. ---
**Author:** ![Frostillicus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Frostillicus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frostillicus)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2007, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-that-obscure-scrubs-character/422393/25 "2007-10-13T02:45:17Z")
[QUOTE=treis] 27. Roscoe- Janitors fake brother. 28. Paris and Nikki- Someones tits. I want to say Laverne’s. [/QUOTE] You would be right. But LaVerne named them first. ---
**Author:** ![Max\_the\_Immortal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@Max\_the\_Immortal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_the_Immortal)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2007, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-that-obscure-scrubs-character/422393/26 "2007-10-13T05:29:19Z")
Sarah Briggs was the first girl J.D. kissed, at age 16. ---
**Author:** ![Frostillicus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Frostillicus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frostillicus)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2007, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-that-obscure-scrubs-character/422393/27 "2007-10-13T18:57:29Z")
[QUOTE=Max the Immortal] Sarah Briggs was the first girl J.D. kissed, at age 16. [/QUOTE] “You wonder if she still thinks about you. I’m guessing, no.” That leaves Frank Frachaman as the only remaining unidentified character. ---
**Author:** ![steve1881](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e495f1/32.png) [@steve1881](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/steve1881)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2016, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-that-obscure-scrubs-character/422393/28 "2016-02-02T17:03:11Z")
Frank Frachaman is imaginary. When JD was strung up to a pole by his underwear by the other surgeons, Turk tried to console him by letting him know this wasn’t the first time they had done that. They had done the same thing to Frank Frachaman. Of course, that was a lie, and it was the first time they had done that. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-that-obscure-scrubs-character/422393.md?page=1)