# Identify that Simpson's Quote **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [December 7, 2005, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-that-simpsons-quote/334453 "2005-12-07T03:14:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Rodgers01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b19c9b/32.png) [@Rodgers01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rodgers01)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2005, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-that-simpsons-quote/334453/41 "2005-12-07T07:06:12Z")
> [@mobo85](#): > > 1. “I regret nothing!” Pretty sure that’s Martin Prince, but not sure the context. (The Camp Krusty episode? The pool episode?) ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2005, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-that-simpsons-quote/334453/42 "2005-12-07T07:08:21Z")
1. “It is a disgrace to my ancestors and my God, but okay.” ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2005, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-that-simpsons-quote/334453/43 "2005-12-07T07:10:45Z")
> [@Marley23](#): > > 1. “It is a disgrace to my ancestors and my God, but okay.” Apu, when told to change his name by the Be Sharps manager. Which eventually lead to ‘By the many arms of Vishnu, I swear that is a lie!’ when asked if he’s an Indian. ---
**Author:** ![False\_God](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ee7513/32.png) [@False\_God](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/False_God)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2005, 10:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-that-simpsons-quote/334453/44 "2005-12-07T10:26:31Z")
> [@mobo85](#): > > 1. “Do you have a reciept, quote unquote?” > > Sharper Image clerk to CBG when he wins the tactical pants-retention system “belt”. > 42) “Ball is in…parking lot.” > > Tom Carvallo’s putting challenge from the ep where Bart shoplifts at Xmas. > 43) “I regret nothing!” > > Random dude falling off drawbridge in the I&S movie ep. > 44) “Second comes right after first!” (cut in syndication) > > That space guy when Homer goes to train ants to sort tiny screws… Aldrin? > 45) “This is going to get worse before it gets better.” Chief Quimby with his tie in a hotdog roller, courtesyof the Quik-E-Mart surveillance cameras. ---
**Author:** ![RandMcnally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2005, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-that-simpsons-quote/334453/45 "2005-12-07T19:54:27Z")
> [@mobo85](#): > > 1. “I regret nothing!” Showing the long line for “The Itchy and Scratchy Movie” the line is over a draw bridge, and when the bridge is lifted a guy falls into the river. While falling, he said the quote. ---
**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2005, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-that-simpsons-quote/334453/46 "2005-12-07T20:33:39Z")
All of mine have been correctly identified except for #40. ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2005, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-that-simpsons-quote/334453/47 "2005-12-07T20:47:53Z")
> [@mobo85](#): > > 1. “Jimmy Carter’s passed out on the couch.” From Mr. Plow, Homer is describing the $10,000 bill to barney. "Oh yeah, which presidents on it? “Uh…all of them, they’re having a party. Jimmy Carter’s passed out on the couch.” My contributions: 1. Hack the bone! HACK THE BONE!!! 2. Our residents (shotgun blast) are trying (shotgun blast) to NAP! (shotgun blast) 3. Oh great, now I’m upside-down! 4. That monkey is going to pay for this. ---
**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2005, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-that-simpsons-quote/334453/48 "2005-12-07T20:59:37Z")
> [@bouv](#): > > 1. That monkey is going to pay for this. Professor Frink, after a laboratory mishap that causes him to be late for his segment in _22 Short Films About Springfield_, “The Tomfoolery of Professor John Frink.” ---
**Author:** ![Mbossa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/73ab20/32.png) [@Mbossa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mbossa)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2005, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-that-simpsons-quote/334453/49 "2005-12-07T21:12:19Z")
> [@bouv](#): > > 1. Hack the bone! HACK THE BONE!!! Lisa, giving tactical advice to a teammate while playing ice hockey (or, as North Americans would call it, hockey). ---
**Author:** ![pbbth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f9ae1b/32.png) [@pbbth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pbbth)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2005, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-that-simpsons-quote/334453/50 "2005-12-07T21:16:19Z")
1. Our residents (shotgun blast) are trying (shotgun blast) to NAP! (shotgun blast)-Nursing home attendant when Mr. Burns is trying to kill Grandpa Simpson for the Flying Hellfish treasure. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2005, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-that-simpsons-quote/334453/51 "2005-12-07T21:21:09Z")
> [@bouv](#): > > 1. Hack the bone! HACK THE BONE!!! Lisa, while playing peewee hockey and noticing that Ralph Wiggum has lost a shinguard. > [@](#): > > 1. Our residents (shotgun blast) are trying (shotgun blast) to NAP! (shotgun blast) Springfield rest home nurse, expressing her dismay at the attempted machine-gunning of Grampa by a Burns-hired assassin. > [@](#): > > 1. Oh great, now I’m upside-down! Homer, in a toppled portajohn. 1. In this house we obey the laws of THERMODYNAMICS! 2. Shut up, that’s why! 3. _Vera_ said that?! 4. Sweet Enola Gay, son! (x2) 5. Stop that, Mister Simpson. 6. Would you please leave now? 7. Is phony degree! ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2005, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-that-simpsons-quote/334453/52 "2005-12-07T21:25:32Z")
Oops. > [@](#): > > 1. Oh great, now I’m upside-down! Homer, while in the shower of Flanders’ RV, after a sharp turn. ---
**Author:** ![Mbossa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/73ab20/32.png) [@Mbossa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mbossa)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2005, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-that-simpsons-quote/334453/53 "2005-12-07T21:34:16Z")
> [@Bryan Ekers](#): > > 1. In this house we obey the laws of THERMODYNAMICS! Homer to Lisa, referring to the perpetual motion machine that she built while her teachers were on strike. > [@](#): > > 1. _Vera_ said that?! Robert Goulet, who got fooled by Bart into performing in his treehouse casino instead of Mr Burns’ Casino. Goulet - I’d better talk to my manager. Nelson - Your manager says for you to shut up! Goulet - _Vera_ said that?! ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2005, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-that-simpsons-quote/334453/54 "2005-12-07T21:36:46Z")
> [@Bryan Ekers](#): > > 1. In this house we obey the laws of THERMODYNAMICS! Another all-time favorite. Homer, yelling about Lisa’s stupid perpetual motion machine after he resolves to help get the kids back in school. > [@](#): > > 1. Shut up, that’s why! I think it’s the woman’s on ‘The Island’s’ answer to “Why did you think an escape orb would stop him?” > [@](#): > > 1. _Vera_ said that?! Robert Goulet. > [@](#): > > 1. Sweet Enola Gay, son! (x2) I want to say that’s Col. Leslie “Hap” Hapablap. ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2005, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-that-simpsons-quote/334453/55 "2005-12-07T21:40:27Z")
> [@](#): > > 1. In this house we obey the laws of THERMODYNAMICS! Homer, when the teachers go on strike and Lisa builds a perpetual motion machine that goes faster and faster. > [@](#): > > 1. Shut up, that’s why! Oooh, I bet you thought this was a toughie, huh? Said by the female leader of the Island that Homer escaped from when he found out flu shots were used for mind control. She thoguht a giant bubble (a la The Prisoner) would stop Homer, but he popped it with a plastic fork. > [@](#): > > 1. _Vera_ said that?! Robert Goulie in $pringfield. > [@](#): > > 1. Sweet Enola Gay, son! (x2) ] Col. Hapablap when Sideshow Bob steals a Nuke bomb. > [@](#): > > 1. Stop that, Mister Simpson. The caretaker of the Springfield Wildlife Refuge to Homer as he is headbutting him, just like Stampy is doing in the background to other elephants. Because some animals, like poeple, are just plain jerks. > [@](#): > > 1. Is phony degree! [/quote] Milosh, star kicker of Springfield U, when he annoucnes he is getting degree in communications in the ep where Bart is a faith healer. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2005, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-that-simpsons-quote/334453/56 "2005-12-07T21:52:28Z")
1. Ehhhh, too far. 2. Please don’t hurt us. 3. Hey! _I_ invented that! 4. My wife is going to kill me. 5. Ho, ho, I’m not falling for _that_ again. 6. I need blood! 7. For a free brochure, send $5 to… 8. Do you even _know_ who I am? ---
**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2005, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-that-simpsons-quote/334453/57 "2005-12-07T21:52:46Z")
The second “Sweet Enola Gay, son!” is spoken by Sideshow Bob himself, pretending to be Colonel Hapablap. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2005, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-that-simpsons-quote/334453/58 "2005-12-07T22:02:01Z")
> [@Bryan Ekers](#): > > 1. Ho, ho, I’m not falling for _that_ again. Scorpio, I think? It’s someone talking to James Bond. > [@](#): > > 1. Do you even _know_ who I am? Leonard “weren’t you one of the Little Rascals?” Nimoy. ---
**Author:** ![Mbossa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/73ab20/32.png) [@Mbossa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mbossa)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2005, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-that-simpsons-quote/334453/59 "2005-12-07T22:08:37Z")
> [@Bryan Ekers](#): > > 1. My wife is going to kill me. Professor Frink, after a remote-controlled plane carrying his son flies out a window. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2005, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-that-simpsons-quote/334453/60 "2005-12-07T22:11:01Z")
1. I’m a grad student! I’m thirty years old and I made $600 last year. 2. “Biker chick”?! Awww… 3. Gentlemen… first gear! 4. Oh, Cinnamon…! It should have been me that chewed through that extension cord! 5. My name is Zweig. 6. Freemasons run the country! 7. Think harder, Dad. 8. That’s it! Back to Winnipeg! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-that-simpsons-quote/334453.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-that-simpsons-quote/334453.md?page=4)