# Identify that Simpson's Quote **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [December 7, 2005, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-that-simpsons-quote/334453 "2005-12-07T03:14:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2005, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-that-simpsons-quote/334453/61 "2005-12-07T22:12:45Z")
> [@](#): > > 1. Hey! _I_ invented that! Homer, when he saw that they credited the electric hammer to edison > [@](#): > > 1. Ho, ho, I’m not falling for _that_ again. What I assume is Dr.No, in a delted scene from $pringfield, after Mr.Bond (who lost at blackjack because of homer) asked him to tell his secret plan for world domination. ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2005, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-that-simpsons-quote/334453/62 "2005-12-07T22:15:37Z")
> [@](#): > > 1. I’m a grad student! I’m thirty years old and I made $600 last year. Bart, making fun of the grad student he stole a pony tail from. I dpn’t recall the rest of the ep, other than it was at a theatre where Lisa made them watch an Afgahni film. > [@](#): > > 1. Oh, Cinnamon…! It should have been me that chewed through that extension cord! Marge, in the ep I am watching right now, about her hamster (no, guinea pig) and Homer pretends to be a robot for bart. > [@](#): > > 1. Freemasons run the country! Smither’s germs, in $pringfield (honestly, far too many quotes are from this ep.) > [@](#): > > 1. Think harder, Dad. Bart, when Homer needs to find an anchor of some sort at the behest of someone who is not Batman. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2005, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-that-simpsons-quote/334453/63 "2005-12-07T22:24:15Z")
1. Rather, it is a chilling tale of conformity gone mad. 2. French toast, please. 3. Just my bones… and organs! 4. Ladies and gentlemen… eh, who’m I kidding, just gentlemen… 5. Be there _and_ be square. 6. Pi is exactly equal to three! 7. Find a way! 8. He made it! 9. Where’s my burrito?! 10. There it is! The thing that makes us respect Bart! ---
**Author:** ![Mbossa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/73ab20/32.png) [@Mbossa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mbossa)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2005, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-that-simpsons-quote/334453/64 "2005-12-07T22:31:38Z")
> [@](#): > > 1. That’s it! Back to Winnipeg! The father of a family on their way to Disney World (I think). The kids are being brats, and he tells them to stop or he’ll turn around. Nelson, in a car beside them (being driven by Bart), leans out the window and hits him on the back of the head, so he turns around and goes back to Winnipeg. > [@](#): > > 1. Rather, it is a chilling tale of conformity gone mad. Kent Brockman, describing _The Lottery_, which doesn’t contain any tips for winning the lottery. > [@](#): > > 1. Just my bones… and organs! This is Homer describing his injuries while being attacked by some animals. I _think_ this time it was reindeer, but he’s been attacked by so many animals that it’s hard to remember. ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2005, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-that-simpsons-quote/334453/65 "2005-12-07T22:39:40Z")
First off, Byran Ekers, I think you muist have been watching the same ep I did today. > [@](#): > > 1. Ladies and gentlemen… eh, who’m I kidding, just gentlemen… The annoucher at the robot fights in the same ep about Marge and her guinea pig. > [@](#): > > 1. Pi is exactly equal to three! Frink, at a science convention, used to get everyones’ attention when Lisa has a girl bully. > [@](#): > > 1. He made it! Bart, when the daredevil jumped over the tank with sharks, crocs, and a lion. > [@](#): > > 1. Where’s my burrito?! Homer, when striking at the power plant (actually, in a flashback to another strike) on how he got a scar. He was demanding the burrito when the snack truck door hit his head. > [@](#): > > 1. There it is! The thing that makes us respect Bart! Same ep as that Marge guinea pig/robot homer ep, when Bart’s friends see his robot. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2005, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-that-simpsons-quote/334453/66 "2005-12-07T22:41:09Z")
1. He says the tide is turning! 2. Danger! My hooks are flailing wildly! 3. The Dead Sea Scrolls! 4. Make Legs a Manhattan. 5. What are _you_ smiling at? ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2005, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-that-simpsons-quote/334453/67 "2005-12-07T22:57:10Z")
> [@](#): > > 1. Danger! My hooks are flailing wildly! Lisa, as Robbie the robot in Marge’s Lost in Space dream in her fear of flying ep. > [@](#): > > ]87) Make Legs a Manhattan. Fat Tony to Bart when Bart joins the gang. > [@](#): > > 1. What are _you_ smiling at? Homer, to random guy, at the re-neducation center, whilest letting the hooks do their job. ---
**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2005, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-that-simpsons-quote/334453/68 "2005-12-07T22:59:03Z")
> [@Bryan Ekers](#): > > 1. French toast, please. Grampa Simpson, coming out of a brief coma. > [@](#): > > 1. Be there _and_ be square. One of the KBBL radio announcers, advertising the Bi-Monthy Science Fiction Convention- BiMonSciFiCon. > [@](#): > > 1. He says the tide is turning! The assistant to the president of a Central American nation, misinterpreting a phone message from Bart regarding the Coriolis effect and its effect on toilets. ---
**Author:** ![iamthewalrus\_3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/258eb7/32.png) [@iamthewalrus\_3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamthewalrus_3)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2005, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-that-simpsons-quote/334453/69 "2005-12-07T22:59:34Z")
> [@Bryan Ekers](#): > > 1. He says the tide is turning! 1. ¡Dice que el curso esta cambiando! [He says the tide is turning!] Los rebeldes ya van a capturar la capital. [The rebels will soon capture the capital] ¡Tengo que huir! [I must flee!] **Bart vs. Australia** : when Bart is trying to find out which way the water turns turns in the toilets of various countries, he is misunderstood. That’s one of my all-time favorite Simpsons episodes. ---
**Author:** ![iamthewalrus\_3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/258eb7/32.png) [@iamthewalrus\_3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamthewalrus_3)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2005, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-that-simpsons-quote/334453/70 "2005-12-07T23:01:04Z")
Curse you, **mobo**! If only I hadn’t previewed! ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2005, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-that-simpsons-quote/334453/71 "2005-12-07T23:23:28Z")
1. See you in Hell! From Heaven. 2. See you in Hell, brussel sprout! 3. See you in Hell, dinner plate! 4. Thank you for coming! I’ll see you in Hell! ---
**Author:** ![Rysto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecccb3/32.png) [@Rysto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysto)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2005, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-that-simpsons-quote/334453/72 "2005-12-07T23:58:42Z")
> [@Bryan Ekers](#): > > Lisa, while playing peewee hockey and noticing that Ralph Wiggum has lost a shinguard. I thought it was Marge who said that. ---
**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2005, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-that-simpsons-quote/334453/73 "2005-12-08T00:04:49Z")
> [@Bryan Ekers](#): > > 1. Thank you for coming! I’ll see you in Hell! Apu, shooting random pedestrians from the roof of the Kwik-E-Mart. ---
**Author:** ![Khan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3ab097/32.png) [@Khan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khan)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2005, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-that-simpsons-quote/334453/74 "2005-12-08T01:13:01Z")
1. Reverend Lovejoy as he storms out of the house with the IRS guy and Homer’s drill instructor after they discover Santa’s Little Helper’s puppies had climbed inside the turkey Here’s another: 1. Bad influence my ass! How many times have I told you never to listen to your mother?! ---
**Author:** ![Frostillicus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Frostillicus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frostillicus)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2005, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-that-simpsons-quote/334453/75 "2005-12-08T03:04:10Z")
> [@Marley23](#): > > This might’ve been my first ‘favorite Simpsons quote.’ MMMM, that’s good satire! 😃 Marge to Maggie when they are listening to “Who Left the Milk Out?” in the car. ---
**Author:** ![Frostillicus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Frostillicus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frostillicus)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2005, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-that-simpsons-quote/334453/76 "2005-12-08T03:10:14Z")
> [@Frostillicus](#): > > 1. “That’s not my Uncle Lou”. My very first quote remains unanswered. (I fixed the typo.) ---
**Author:** ![Frostillicus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Frostillicus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frostillicus)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2005, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-that-simpsons-quote/334453/77 "2005-12-08T03:12:02Z")
Here are a few more. 1. “Up yours, children.” 2. “Why can’t he be both, like the late Earl Warren?” 3. “I have a question. You’re crazy!” ---
**Author:** ![Mbossa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/73ab20/32.png) [@Mbossa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mbossa)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2005, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-that-simpsons-quote/334453/78 "2005-12-08T03:37:54Z")
> [@](#): > > 1. Bad influence my ass! How many times have I told you never to listen to your mother?! Bart to Milhouse, when Milhouse says that his mother won’t let them hang out anymore because Bart is a bad influence. > [@](#): > > 1. “Up yours, children.” I really can’t remember the context (and I’ll kick myself when I find out), but I’m certain that would be Principal Skinner. > [@](#): > > 1. “Why can’t he be both, like the late Earl Warren?” Homer, when Marge asks him if he’d rather Bart be Chief Justice of the Supreme Court or a sleazy male stripper. ---
**Author:** ![Mbossa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/73ab20/32.png) [@Mbossa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mbossa)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2005, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-that-simpsons-quote/334453/79 "2005-12-08T03:58:54Z")
Time for some contributions of my own… 97) Who’d’ve though a nuclear reactor could be so complicated? 1. D’oeth!! 2. I can picture the cheese… 3. I will hug and kiss poisonous snakes! 4. To be honest, the device only has evil applications. 5. Money can be exchanged for goods and services. 6. Alright Simpson! You’re under arrest, see. 7. So long, The Simpsons! ---
**Author:** ![Torgo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@Torgo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Torgo)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2005, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-that-simpsons-quote/334453/80 "2005-12-08T04:01:35Z")
**Leave your body, Seymour, leave your body!** Actually I need the specific scene as well, since I _forgot…_ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-that-simpsons-quote/334453.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-that-simpsons-quote/334453.md?page=5)