# Identify that Simpson's Quote **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [December 7, 2005, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-that-simpsons-quote/334453 "2005-12-07T03:14:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2005, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-that-simpsons-quote/334453/101 "2005-12-10T16:20:36Z")
> [@RandMcnally](#): > > “Another one? This stupid country.” Mayor Quimby, upon being informed that an election is coming up. ---
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [December 22, 2005, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-that-simpsons-quote/334453/102 "2005-12-22T21:48:03Z")
> [@mobo85](#): > > \*“Thank you for coming! I’ll see you in hell!” Apu, shooting random pedestrians from the roof of the Kwik-E-Mart. Not random pedestrians; he was keeping looters at bay during the hurricane episode. > [@](#): > > 1. “Let that be a lessen to the rest of you nuts!” Chief Wiggum, after telling Ralph, “Son, whether you wanna win a girl or crack a nut, the key is patience.” He then finds a nut that won’t crack immediately, smashes it with the butt of his gun, and when it still won’t crack, shoots it. ---
**Author:** ![Frostillicus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Frostillicus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frostillicus)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2005, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-that-simpsons-quote/334453/103 "2005-12-23T03:21:47Z")
> [@PrehensileRectum](#): > > 1. “One for Honk please.” Fat Homer ordering a movie ticket to see the Oscar-winning **Honk If You’re Horny.** ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2005, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-that-simpsons-quote/334453/104 "2005-12-23T21:15:25Z")
A few more… “Ooooooooooo! Floor pie!” “You know how I feel about fake kidnappings.” “Mmmm. Sacrilicious…” “It’s sheer flattery. But I’ll allow it.” “Motivated seller!” (Bonus points if you know the entire conversation of which this is a part) “How vonderful!” ---
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2005, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-that-simpsons-quote/334453/105 "2005-12-23T21:21:19Z")
> [@Elendil's Heir](#): > > “Ooooooooooo! Floor pie!” Homer, in the Junior Camper’s episode. > [@](#): > > “Mmmm. Sacrilicious…” Homer again, in the Flanders & Homer BFF episode, while eating “That’s not God! That’s just a waffle Bart tossed up there!” “I know I shouldn’t eat thee, but…” ---
**Author:** ![Khan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3ab097/32.png) [@Khan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khan)\ **Post date:** [December 24, 2005, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-that-simpsons-quote/334453/106 "2005-12-24T01:53:55Z")
> [@Elendil's Heir](#): > > “Motivated seller!” (Bonus points if you know the entire conversation of which this is a part) Lionel Hutz teaching Marge how to put a positive spin on crappy houses in the episode where she becomes a realtor. The house in question still had chalk outlines from corpses on the living room floor, if memory serves (it wasn’t the “murder house,” though). ---
**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2005, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-that-simpsons-quote/334453/107 "2005-12-25T01:20:51Z")
Just for the heck of it, here’s a special Godwin’s Law edition: “I’m surrounded by Commie-Nazis!” “They won’t save your brain, Hitler!” “No, but can I interest you in some authentic Nazi underpants?” “Ach du lieben! Das est not ein boobie!” “We’ll be rich, rich as Nazis!” “Outta my way! I’m Hitler!” ---
**Author:** ![Rodgers01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b19c9b/32.png) [@Rodgers01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rodgers01)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2005, 8:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-that-simpsons-quote/334453/108 "2005-12-25T08:06:12Z")
> [@mobo85](#): > > “Ach du lieben! Das est not ein boobie!” That was the episode where Grandpa describes what he did during the war: he crashlanded in Germany (?) and waited out the war dressed as a female cabaret star in Berlin. ---
**Author:** ![Frostillicus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Frostillicus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frostillicus)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2005, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-that-simpsons-quote/334453/109 "2005-12-25T14:45:31Z")
> [@mobo85](#): > > “We’ll be rich, rich as Nazis!” > > “Outta my way! I’m Hitler!” The first quote is by C. Montgomery Burns, although I cannot remember the exact context at the moment. (I am so ashamed.) ☹ The second is by Bart when he jumps in Hitler’s car at the state fair and it rolls off its perch. ---
**Author:** ![treis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bc79bd/32.png) [@treis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/treis)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2005, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-that-simpsons-quote/334453/110 "2005-12-27T04:57:11Z")
“Marge, they’re just hams” ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2005, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-that-simpsons-quote/334453/111 "2005-12-27T05:05:18Z")
> [@mobo85](#): > > “No, but can I interest you in some authentic Nazi underpants?” I think that was the one-armed gun store salesman, after failing to talk someone into buying something. (Vague! Yay!) ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2005, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-that-simpsons-quote/334453/112 "2005-12-27T13:37:11Z")
> [@treis](#): > > “Marge, they’re just hams” Homer to Marge after Santa’s Little Helper joins the family again after being a Duff Spokesdog. She commented she is out of celebration ham, and only has other types of hams. “Ho-mer Simp-son!” ---
**Author:** ![Only\_Mostly\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/f19dbf/32.png) [@Only\_Mostly\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Only_Mostly_Dead)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2005, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-that-simpsons-quote/334453/113 "2005-12-27T14:15:58Z")
“I’m surrounded by Commie-Nazis!” Rainer Wolfcastle in a movie trailer where he has to deliver the UNICEF pennies out of a burning cargo plane. “They won’t save your brain, Hitler!” I believe it’s an Abe flashback, when he is a sniper about to kill Hitler, and is knocked off his mark by Private Burns’ tennis ball. (Finally, I get to answer some, having come into the thread late!) ---
**Author:** ![Zjestika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/8edcca/32.png) [@Zjestika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zjestika)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2005, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-that-simpsons-quote/334453/114 "2005-12-28T01:27:52Z")
> [@Frostillicus](#): > > The first quote is by C. Montgomery Burns, although I cannot remember the exact context at the moment. (I am so ashamed.) ☹ That would be the Fighting Hellfish episode. ZJ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2005, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-that-simpsons-quote/334453/115 "2005-12-28T03:36:52Z")
> [@Khan](#): > > Lionel Hutz teaching Marge how to put a positive spin on crappy houses in the episode where she becomes a realtor. The house in question still had chalk outlines from corpses on the living room floor, if memory serves (it wasn’t the “murder house,” though). Not exactly. The house in question was actually on fire. ---
**Author:** ![Frostillicus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Frostillicus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frostillicus)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2005, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-that-simpsons-quote/334453/116 "2005-12-28T03:49:27Z")
> [@Zjestika](#): > > That would be the Fighting Hellfish episode. > > ZJ Damn! And that is one of my favorite episodes ever. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-that-simpsons-quote/334453.md?page=5)