# Identify the semi-obscure, out of context holiday reference

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**Created:** [December 7, 2017, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-the-semi-obscure-out-of-context-holiday-reference/803846 "2017-12-07T22:42:52Z")\
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**Author:** ![Dinsdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/97f17d/32.png) [@Dinsdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dinsdale)\
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Wondering if folk would be interested in trying to identify somewhat obscure holiday references - I’m thinking about lines from songs/movies - and seeing if folk can identify them. Figured either the line or the source should have some reasonably obvious connection to the end of year holidays.

Here are a couple:

MOVIE - “Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho.”

SONG - “Snow, John - snow!”

Hope those aren’t too easy or too obscure. Make a guess, and post your own.

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**Author:** ![Kron](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kron/32/12444_2.png) [@Kron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kron)\
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nm

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**Author:** ![Dinsdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/97f17d/32.png) [@Dinsdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dinsdale)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2017, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-the-semi-obscure-out-of-context-holiday-reference/803846/3 "2017-12-07T22:52:32Z")

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Yeah - figured I’d do one really easy, another maybe not so. I do music far more than movies…

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2017, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-the-semi-obscure-out-of-context-holiday-reference/803846/4 "2017-12-07T23:04:35Z")

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> [@Dinsdale](#):
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> SONG - “Snow, John - snow!”

_From Westerlos With Love_?

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**Author:** ![DrCube](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a3d4f5/32.png) [@DrCube](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrCube)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2017, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-the-semi-obscure-out-of-context-holiday-reference/803846/5 "2017-12-07T23:14:36Z")

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“Send somebody to the Stop’n’Go. We need some celery and a can of fake snow, a bag of lemons and some Diet Sprite, a box of tampons, some Marlboro Lights.”

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**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2017, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-the-semi-obscure-out-of-context-holiday-reference/803846/6 "2017-12-08T01:41:33Z")

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The movie is obviously the first _ **Die Hard** _. The song … I dunno. Have to think about it. 😕

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**Author:** ![Slash1972](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slash1972/32/6461_2.png) [@Slash1972](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slash1972)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2017, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-the-semi-obscure-out-of-context-holiday-reference/803846/7 "2017-12-08T01:49:13Z")

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> [@terentii](#):
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> The movie is obviously the first _ **Die Hard** _. The song … I dunno. Have to think about it. 😕

Yeah, but that’s not really a line. It’s words on a sign.

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**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2017, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-the-semi-obscure-out-of-context-holiday-reference/803846/8 "2017-12-08T01:50:09Z")

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> [@DrCube](#):
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> “Send somebody to the Stop’n’Go. We need some celery and a can of fake snow, a bag of lemons and some Diet Sprite, a box of tampons, some Marlboro Lights.”

This sounds suspiciously like the lyrics to “Christmas with the Family” or whatever it’s called.

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**Author:** ![Dinsdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/97f17d/32.png) [@Dinsdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dinsdale)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2017, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-the-semi-obscure-out-of-context-holiday-reference/803846/9 "2017-12-08T03:25:19Z")

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> [@Darren\_Garrison](#):
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> _From Westerlos With Love_?

Nope

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**Author:** ![TubaDiva](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tubadiva/32/507_2.png) [@TubaDiva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TubaDiva)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2017, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-the-semi-obscure-out-of-context-holiday-reference/803846/10 "2017-12-08T03:45:54Z")

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> [@DrCube](#):
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> “Send somebody to the Stop’n’Go. We need some celery and a can of fake snow, a bag of lemons and some Diet Sprite, a box of tampons, some Marlboro Lights.”

Ah yes, gotta love them Christmas classics! That, of course, is Robert Earl Keen "Merry Christmas From the Family.’ [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P37xPiRz1sg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P37xPiRz1sg)

Continuing with this heart-warming theme …

_The cold and empty evening hangs around me like a ghost  
I listen to my footsteps in the snow  
The sound of one man walkin’ through the snow can break your heart  
But stopping doesn’t help, so on I’ll go_ …

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**Author:** ![Suburban\_Plankton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suburban_plankton/32/219_2.png) [@Suburban\_Plankton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suburban_Plankton)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2017, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-the-semi-obscure-out-of-context-holiday-reference/803846/11 "2017-12-08T04:08:57Z")

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> [@Slash1972](#):
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> Yeah, but that’s not really a line. It’s words on a sign.

It’s a line as well. [Hans Gruber reads it from the sweatshirt.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CesIkS9a0bw)

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**Author:** ![Dinsdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/97f17d/32.png) [@Dinsdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dinsdale)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2017, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-the-semi-obscure-out-of-context-holiday-reference/803846/12 "2017-12-08T13:24:14Z")

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> [@Dinsdale](#):
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> SONG - “Snow, John - snow!”

In case anyone is interested as this thread quickly passes, it is spoken by Nancy Griffith on John Prine’s x-mas album, following Silver Bells. One of our favorite x–mas albums - I thought one of the many John Prine fans around here would catch it.
