# Identify this stupid teenager girl angst movie that my ex made me watch

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**Created:** [August 15, 2010, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-this-stupid-teenager-girl-angst-movie-that-my-ex-made-me-watch/550295 "2010-08-15T01:02:02Z")\
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**Author:** ![pancakes3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ba9def/32.png) [@pancakes3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pancakes3)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2010, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-this-stupid-teenager-girl-angst-movie-that-my-ex-made-me-watch/550295/21 "2010-08-15T22:57:57Z")

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Glee season 1?

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**Author:** ![jackdavinci](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackdavinci/32/3259_2.png) [@jackdavinci](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackdavinci)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2010, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-this-stupid-teenager-girl-angst-movie-that-my-ex-made-me-watch/550295/22 "2010-08-15T23:07:30Z")

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[Havoc](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Havoc_(film))

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**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2010, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-this-stupid-teenager-girl-angst-movie-that-my-ex-made-me-watch/550295/23 "2010-08-16T00:26:54Z")

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[Smooth Talk](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090037/) (1985, with Laura Dern and Treat Williams)? There are kind of a lot of cautionary tales for young girls about how evil and dangerous all us men are…

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**Author:** ![fusoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecccb3/32.png) [@fusoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fusoya)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2010, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-this-stupid-teenager-girl-angst-movie-that-my-ex-made-me-watch/550295/24 "2010-08-16T01:22:34Z")

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I texted her and asked. It was [How To Deal](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0319524/) with Mandy Moore.

Man, there sure are a lot of female teenage angst movies out there!

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**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2010, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-this-stupid-teenager-girl-angst-movie-that-my-ex-made-me-watch/550295/25 "2010-08-16T01:47:08Z")

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> [@brossa](#):
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> **Foxfire**?

That would have been my guess.

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**Author:** ![Serenata67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/serenata67/32/10646_2.png) [@Serenata67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Serenata67)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2010, 8:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-this-stupid-teenager-girl-angst-movie-that-my-ex-made-me-watch/550295/26 "2010-08-16T08:22:35Z")

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> [@fusoya](#):
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> Man, there sure are a lot of female teenage angst movies out there!

Seconded.

But as an angsty teen, I watched quite a few of those. Then I grew out of the angsty teen phase and the angsty 20 something phase, but that involved fewer movies and more drinking. Now, I find myself sucked into Lifetime movies. Where has my life gone? :smack:

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**Author:** ![Stormcrow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/0ea827/32.png) [@Stormcrow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stormcrow)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2010, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-this-stupid-teenager-girl-angst-movie-that-my-ex-made-me-watch/550295/27 "2010-08-16T12:28:18Z")

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[quote=“Serenata67, post:26, topic:550295”]

> [@fusoya](#):
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> Now, I find myself sucked into Lifetime movies. Where has my life gone? :smack:

Apropos of nothing, there was a lady who used to work inthe same company as me - she would stop by my co-workers desk and nonchalantly tell her these horrifying stories about her life; her ex-husband trying to have her killed, her current boyfriend stealing her car, etc. No idea if any of it contained a shred of truth. We nicknamed her “Lifetime.”

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**Author:** ![Raguleader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/258eb7/32.png) [@Raguleader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raguleader)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2010, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-this-stupid-teenager-girl-angst-movie-that-my-ex-made-me-watch/550295/28 "2010-08-16T13:07:40Z")

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> [@elfkin477](#):
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> **Nowhere**?  
> Were there aliens? And someone beaten to death with a soup can?

And I’m sitting hear thinking “Chronicles of Riddick?”

But that’d be silly. In that movie, it was a _tea_ cup. 😃

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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2010, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-this-stupid-teenager-girl-angst-movie-that-my-ex-made-me-watch/550295/29 "2010-08-16T14:54:28Z")

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> [@brossa](#):
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> **Foxfire**?

My ex-wife got me to watch this. I was hoping for Clint Eastwood, spies, and superjets.

Boy, was I snookered.

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**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2010, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-this-stupid-teenager-girl-angst-movie-that-my-ex-made-me-watch/550295/30 "2010-08-16T14:59:53Z")

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Out of Africa?

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**Author:** ![Covered\_In\_Bees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@Covered\_In\_Bees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covered_In_Bees)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2010, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-this-stupid-teenager-girl-angst-movie-that-my-ex-made-me-watch/550295/31 "2010-08-16T21:35:48Z")

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> [@jjimm](#):
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> Out of Africa?

Not a big fan of [actually reading threads](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=12804505&postcount=24) I see.

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**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2010, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-this-stupid-teenager-girl-angst-movie-that-my-ex-made-me-watch/550295/32 "2010-08-16T22:07:31Z")

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> [@Covered\_In\_Bees](#):
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> > [@jjimm](#):
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> > Out of Africa?
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> Not a big fan of [actually reading threads](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=12804505&postcount=24) I see.

Whoosh, I believe.

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**Author:** ![Covered\_In\_Bees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@Covered\_In\_Bees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covered_In_Bees)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2010, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-this-stupid-teenager-girl-angst-movie-that-my-ex-made-me-watch/550295/33 "2010-08-16T22:15:57Z")

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> [@needscoffee](#):
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> > [@Covered\_In\_Bees](#):
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> > Not a big fan of [actually reading threads](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=12804505&postcount=24) I see.
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> Whoosh, I believe.

Completely possible. ☹

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Fight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/90ced4/32.png) [@Cat\_Fight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Fight)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2010, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-this-stupid-teenager-girl-angst-movie-that-my-ex-made-me-watch/550295/34 "2010-08-16T23:37:38Z")

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> [@gallows\_fodder](#):
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> I hated that movie and got really offended when my best friend said the two main characters reminded her of the two of us in high school. No matter which of the two characters she picked for herself or for me, it was an insult. No way were we like that.

Hi, best friend!

_How to Deal_ is particularly awful (or, what I’ve seen of it is) because it’s got drone-voiced Mandy Moore as the girl who needs a boy to show her what life is all about. She’s much better when she’s mocking herself, as in other teen girl angst movie _Saved!_

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**Author:** ![Isamu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7c8e57/32.png) [@Isamu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isamu)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2010, 8:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-this-stupid-teenager-girl-angst-movie-that-my-ex-made-me-watch/550295/35 "2010-08-17T08:47:34Z")

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> [@jjimm](#):
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> Out of Africa?

It’s like Out of Africa but with four topless chicks in a convertible. 😉

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**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2010, 9:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-this-stupid-teenager-girl-angst-movie-that-my-ex-made-me-watch/550295/36 "2010-08-17T09:13:10Z")

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> [@Covered\_In\_Bees](#):
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> Completely possible. ☹

**Father Dougal:** Did you ever see that film, Ted, where your man has his head transplanted onto a fly, and the fly’s head was transplanted onto the man?

**Father Ted:** Oh, yes… what was it called?

**Father Dougal:** “Out Of Africa”, I think. Anyway, your man has the head of the fly and he’s chasing his wife all over the place and she’s hiding the jam and everything so he won’t get stuck in it.

**Father Ted:** I’ll have to stop you there, Dougal.

**Father Dougal:** Yes, Ted?

**Father Ted:** No reason. I just have to stop you.

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2010, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-this-stupid-teenager-girl-angst-movie-that-my-ex-made-me-watch/550295/37 "2010-08-17T13:24:42Z")

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> [@Isamu](#):
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> > [@jjimm](#):
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> > Out of Africa?
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> It’s like Out of Africa but with four topless chicks in a convertible. 😉

Oh! Like _Amadeus_, you mean. 😃

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**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2010, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-this-stupid-teenager-girl-angst-movie-that-my-ex-made-me-watch/550295/38 "2010-08-17T13:30:22Z")

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No, actually, it’s a lot like LOTR, except the Hobbits are teenaged girls. . .

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**Author:** ![Skammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skammer/32/143_2.png) [@Skammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skammer)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2010, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-this-stupid-teenager-girl-angst-movie-that-my-ex-made-me-watch/550295/39 "2010-08-17T14:29:43Z")

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I remember that movie - _Chariots of Fire_. I saw it back in college.

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**Author:** ![brossa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/brossa/32/3040_2.png) [@brossa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brossa)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2010, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/identify-this-stupid-teenager-girl-angst-movie-that-my-ex-made-me-watch/550295/40 "2010-08-18T05:57:32Z")

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> [@Mollie\_Magill](#):
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> > [@brossa](#):
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> > **Foxfire**?
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> My ex-wife got me to watch this. I was hoping for Clint Eastwood, spies, and superjets.
> 
> Boy, was I snookered.

Back in the day, my father rented\*\* An Officer and a Gentleman\*\* because he thought it was about the Crimean War (!).

Anyhoo, I watched **Foxfire** of my own volition several years back while running through a list of movies filmed in Portland. I seem to recall that it had boobies in it, and the rest is just a blur.

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