# IDidntDoItNobodySawMeDoItYouCantProveAnything! With Newslink **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 4, 2008, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ididntdoitnobodysawmedoityoucantproveanything-with-newslink/451797 "2008-06-04T21:03:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2008, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ididntdoitnobodysawmedoityoucantproveanything-with-newslink/451797/1 "2008-06-04T21:03:22Z")
I am well known to Dopers as the Man With No Name Who Packs A Wet Trout. But this time, I’m innocent! [http://fredericksburg.com/News/FLS/2008/062008/06032008/384554](http://fredericksburg.com/News/FLS/2008/062008/06032008/384554) > [@](#): > > Assault with fish lands man in jail > > Man uses fish, private parts to earn trip to jail > > Date published: 6/3/2008 > > BY KEITH EPPS > > A series of incidents involving a fish and his own private parts landed a Fredericksburg man in jail Sunday, police said. > > Bledsoe said the man’s 32-year-old friend then got out of the car and confronted the suspect about throwing the rock. The suspect grabbed a fish out of his car and hit the friend in the face with it. > > The suspect threw a beer bottle onto the vehicle at the gas pump, which belonged to the fish victim’s girlfriend. Witnesses said he dropped his pants and flashed his private parts to all three ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2008, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ididntdoitnobodysawmedoityoucantproveanything-with-newslink/451797/2 "2008-06-04T21:33:43Z")
Sounds like somebody had a crappie night. ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2008, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ididntdoitnobodysawmedoityoucantproveanything-with-newslink/451797/3 "2008-06-04T21:37:33Z")
Now the man is suing because he ended up with a Walleye. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2008, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ididntdoitnobodysawmedoityoucantproveanything-with-newslink/451797/4 "2008-06-04T21:39:07Z")
“The fish victim’s girlfriend.” That sounds like an unpublished Margaret Atwood manuscript. ---
**Author:** ![vibrotronica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/a9a28c/32.png) [@vibrotronica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vibrotronica)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2008, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ididntdoitnobodysawmedoityoucantproveanything-with-newslink/451797/5 "2008-06-04T21:41:07Z")
What bass behavior! ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2008, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ididntdoitnobodysawmedoityoucantproveanything-with-newslink/451797/6 "2008-06-04T21:54:02Z")
I held off to see who would eventually post this thread. I mean come on he hit them with a trout. How could this story get passed up. There’s been a disturbing number of dog sex cases in the news lately too. It has seemed like some places let out the loonies in the last month. ---
**Author:** ![bannerrefugee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c68b51/32.png) [@bannerrefugee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bannerrefugee)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2008, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ididntdoitnobodysawmedoityoucantproveanything-with-newslink/451797/7 "2008-06-04T22:01:37Z")
I saw this yesterday, and thought “Holy Mackerel I should post that.” When they arrested him, I wonder if they sent him to the tank. ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2008, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ididntdoitnobodysawmedoityoucantproveanything-with-newslink/451797/8 "2008-06-04T22:11:44Z")
[Milwaukee child porn incidence.](http://www.todaystmj4.com/news/local/19499934.html) The guy has the neighbor caring for his cat, while he leaves out child porn with her daughter’s heads attached to the bodies. [Attempted electrocution of his wife in a shower, by an electrician.](http://www.thestar.com/News/GTA/article/436740) How good of an electrician is he if he can’t manage that. You can’t claim an accidental mishap with the plasterboard cut away and wires attached to the shower. [Woman gets in a car with only a cinder block seat, and starts to drive it.](http://www.islandpacket.com/news/local/story/515384.html) Surprise it doesn’t have a brake pedal either. maybe you shouldn’t drive a stripped down car lady. [Judge bars son and mother from owning dogs after viewing the adult son’s sex video with dog.](http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/local/southflorida/sfl-529bestiality,0,6273499.story) ---
**Author:** ![3waygeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/e95f7d/32.png) [@3waygeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3waygeek)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2008, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ididntdoitnobodysawmedoityoucantproveanything-with-newslink/451797/9 "2008-06-04T23:12:39Z")
[QUOTE=Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor] I am well known to Dopers as the Man With No Name Who Packs A Wet Trout. But this time, I’m innocent! [/QUOTE] I have no doubt of that – since we’re talking fish & private parts, I’d want to find out what **Troy McClure SF** has been up to lately. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2008, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ididntdoitnobodysawmedoityoucantproveanything-with-newslink/451797/10 "2008-06-04T23:22:15Z")
I hate it when I’m working the pump and I get salmon in my face. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2008, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ididntdoitnobodysawmedoityoucantproveanything-with-newslink/451797/11 "2008-06-05T00:14:07Z")
Sigh. All we need now is a link to the song Wet Dream. ---
**Author:** ![phouka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c5a1d2/32.png) [@phouka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phouka)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2008, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ididntdoitnobodysawmedoityoucantproveanything-with-newslink/451797/12 "2008-06-05T01:25:57Z")
Boy, that guy must have been drinking like a- Well, he must have been drinking a lot.