# idiot neighbors **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 13, 2015, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/idiot-neighbors/719913 "2015-05-13T04:54:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![sharonmarie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/779978/32.png) [@sharonmarie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sharonmarie)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2015, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/idiot-neighbors/719913/1 "2015-05-13T04:54:32Z")
I know I’m probably on the wrong board for this as i do think its mindless i’ll continue anyway.i want second opinion. I live temporarily with my dad. The bitch next door to him has been yelling hoe At me through the wall at 5am the past four days. She didn’t start yelling at me until her male acquaintance started saying oh chis saysthe same Thing the past five yearsand proceeded to yell hoe slut and whore at my window at 2in The am. I dont prostitute myself out,i dont climb in cars with anyone. I dont go tomens homes. They dont come to me and the only person i am out in Public with is my bf of seven years. They don’t know me and i sure as hell don’t want To know them. I ignore them and go back to sleep. They wake me upthough Is this jealousy? Is the guy mad at me because imnot sleeping with him? Ineed amale perspective. Some Hispanic dude started yelling out loud when i was going by saying she sell her pussy. And hoe this and that. Im like wtf.idont do that shit. Why am i beinghounded by strangers? That was so umcomfortable and demeaning. I wish i had a freaking gun sonetimes.thar won’t solve anything, i cant let this keep bothering me. Pardon mytypis im typing on a small phone. ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2015, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/idiot-neighbors/719913/2 "2015-05-14T21:04:41Z")
Have you told your dad about this? I would tell him and ask him to go talk to the neighbors. If that doesn’t work call the cops for noise violations and disturbing the peace. ---
**Author:** ![elbows](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b3f665/32.png) [@elbows](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elbows)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2015, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/idiot-neighbors/719913/3 "2015-05-14T21:13:03Z")
Where about a do you live? ---
**Author:** ![Lanzy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/74df32/32.png) [@Lanzy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lanzy)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2015, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/idiot-neighbors/719913/4 "2015-05-14T21:42:20Z")
Might be time to crank up the tunes at say…4AM? ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Drake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Dr.Drake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Drake)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2015, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/idiot-neighbors/719913/5 "2015-05-14T21:49:05Z")
How about this: some day when you happen to see them, say: “Hi, there. This is kind of embarrassing, but I thought you might like to know. Our walls are pretty thin, and in the night I can hear the intimate names you call each other. It doesn’t bother me, but the other neighbors are starting to talk about it.” ---
**Author:** ![mascaroni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dc4da7/32.png) [@mascaroni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mascaroni)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2015, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/idiot-neighbors/719913/6 "2015-05-14T22:12:13Z")
> [@Dr.Drake](#): > > How about this: some day when you happen to see them, say: “Hi, there. This is kind of embarrassing, but I thought you might like to know. Our walls are pretty thin, and in the night I can hear the intimate names you call each other. It doesn’t bother me, but the other neighbors are starting to talk about it.” Maybe starting with “hi-diddly-I” would make it sound even more like Ned Flanders. ---
**Author:** ![Robert163](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/4af34b/32.png) [@Robert163](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robert163)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2015, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/idiot-neighbors/719913/7 "2015-05-14T22:13:06Z")
Other people can be very frustrating but unless it is your boss or a family member try not to pay attention to what they say ---
**Author:** ![Penfeather](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penfeather/32/384_2.png) [@Penfeather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Penfeather)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2015, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/idiot-neighbors/719913/8 "2015-05-14T22:14:12Z")
> [@sharonmarie](#): > > The bitch next door to him has been yelling hoe > At me through the wall at 5am the past four days. The obvious solution is to yell back “Rake!”. ---
**Author:** ![mascaroni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dc4da7/32.png) [@mascaroni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mascaroni)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2015, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/idiot-neighbors/719913/9 "2015-05-14T22:27:36Z")
> [@Penfeather](#): > > The obvious solution is to yell back “Rake!”. I’m not altogether sure that the rapscallions next door would be acquainted with 19th century English insults. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2015, 11:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/idiot-neighbors/719913/10 "2015-05-15T11:20:46Z")
I assume you’ve tried all the simple things, like keying their car. Maybe it’s time to escalate. ---
**Author:** ![Omar\_Little](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omar_little/32/269_2.png) [@Omar\_Little](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omar_Little)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2015, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/idiot-neighbors/719913/11 "2015-05-15T15:09:10Z")
> [@mascaroni](#): > > I’m not altogether sure that the rapscallions next door would be acquainted with 19th century English insults. Whoosh!!! [Hoe](https://www.google.com/search?hl=en&site=imghp&tbm=isch&source=hp&biw=1280&bih=894&q=hoe&oq=hoe&gs_l=img.3..0l10.947.1319.0.1961.3.3.0.0.0.0.60.174.3.3.0.msedr...0...1ac.1.64.img..0.3.171.xmelbEmJIxw)and [rake](https://www.google.com/search?hl=en&site=imghp&tbm=isch&source=hp&biw=1280&bih=894&q=hoe&oq=hoe&gs_l=img.3..0l10.947.1319.0.1961.3.3.0.0.0.0.60.174.3.3.0.msedr...0...1ac.1.64.img..0.3.171.xmelbEmJIxw#hl=en&tbm=isch&q=rake) ---
**Author:** ![mascaroni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dc4da7/32.png) [@mascaroni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mascaroni)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2015, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/idiot-neighbors/719913/12 "2015-05-15T15:33:04Z")
> [@Omar\_Little](#): > > Whoosh!!! > > [Hoe](https://www.google.com/search?hl=en&site=imghp&tbm=isch&source=hp&biw=1280&bih=894&q=hoe&oq=hoe&gs_l=img.3..0l10.947.1319.0.1961.3.3.0.0.0.0.60.174.3.3.0.msedr...0...1ac.1.64.img..0.3.171.xmelbEmJIxw)and [rake](https://www.google.com/search?hl=en&site=imghp&tbm=isch&source=hp&biw=1280&bih=894&q=hoe&oq=hoe&gs_l=img.3..0l10.947.1319.0.1961.3.3.0.0.0.0.60.174.3.3.0.msedr...0...1ac.1.64.img..0.3.171.xmelbEmJIxw#hl=en&tbm=isch&q=rake) Or… **Hoe** : (Variant spelling of ‘Ho’), 1. A prostitute; 1.1 A woman. [OED] **Rake** : (Dated) 2. A fashionable or wealthy man of immoral or promiscuous habits. [OED]. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![TBG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c89c15/32.png) [@TBG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TBG)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2015, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/idiot-neighbors/719913/13 "2015-05-15T22:10:34Z")
Send her a nice fruit basket. If that doesn’t make her stop at least it will confuse the hell out of her. “WHAT YOU THING I CAINT AFFORD FRUTE??”. If they keep waking you get some earplugs. ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2015, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/idiot-neighbors/719913/14 "2015-05-16T00:24:03Z")
> [@sharonmarie](#): > > I know I’m probably on the wrong board for > this as i do think its mindless i’ll continue anyway.i want second opinion. no u are on the right board for asking anonymous strain gers for advice in iambic pentameter. we’ll believe anything ---
**Author:** ![Spud](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spud/32/347_2.png) [@Spud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spud)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2015, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/idiot-neighbors/719913/15 "2015-05-16T02:04:13Z")
Just tell your pimp it is cutting into your business and he will take care of it for you. ---
**Author:** ![sharonmarie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/779978/32.png) [@sharonmarie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sharonmarie)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2015, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/idiot-neighbors/719913/16 "2015-05-20T18:37:02Z")
One i dont have apimp i am not a lady of the night. Funny thing is isshe isgetting evicted. Prob solved. ---
**Author:** ![Kimballkid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b5a626/32.png) [@Kimballkid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimballkid)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2015, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/idiot-neighbors/719913/17 "2015-05-20T20:20:05Z")
Voice to text is a wondrous thing. Just ask Jesus Crisco. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2015, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/idiot-neighbors/719913/18 "2015-05-20T20:39:02Z")
> [@sharonmarie](#): > > I know I’m probably on the wrong board for > this as i do think its mindless i’ll continue anyway.i want second opinion. > I live temporarily with my dad. The bitch next door to him has been yelling hoe > At me through the wall at 5am the past four days. > She didn’t start yelling at me until her male acquaintance started saying oh chis saysthe same > Thing the past five yearsand proceeded to yell hoe slut and whore at my window at 2in > The am. I dont prostitute myself out,i dont climb in cars with anyone. > I dont go tomens homes. They dont come to me and the only person i am out in > Public with is my bf of seven years. They don’t know me and i sure as hell don’t want > To know them. I ignore them and go back to sleep. They wake me upthough > > Is this jealousy? Is the guy mad at me because imnot sleeping with him? Ineed amale perspective. [“I was a Flower of the mountain yes when I put the rose in my hair like the Andalusian girls used or shall I wear a red yes and how he kissed me under the Moorish wall and I thought well as well him as another and then I asked him with my eyes to ask again yes and then he asked me would I yes to say yes my mountain flower and first I put my arms around him yes and drew him down to me so he could feel my breasts all perfume yes and his heart was going like mad and yes I said yes I will Yes.”](http://www.goodreads.com/quotes/11951-i-was-a-flower-of-the-mountain-yes-when-i) Regards, Shodan