# Idiots who Think Eating Pizza with a Fork and Knife is Gay **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 24, 2013, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/idiots-who-think-eating-pizza-with-a-fork-and-knife-is-gay/648250 "2013-01-24T20:03:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![Spud](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spud/32/347_2.png) [@Spud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spud)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2013, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/idiots-who-think-eating-pizza-with-a-fork-and-knife-is-gay/648250/201 "2013-01-28T00:53:46Z")
I think if he just announces to everyone that he is 100% committed to full-assing everything he encounters… it won’t be the way he eats pizza that will make people think he is gay. ---
**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2013, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/idiots-who-think-eating-pizza-with-a-fork-and-knife-is-gay/648250/202 "2013-01-28T04:44:56Z")
> [@billfish678](#): > > Yes, full-assing everything you do REALLY is the way to go. Yo mama so fat, she needs a whole ZIP code to full-ass anything. I’m liking the half-assed jokes. Add in some more gay panic jokes, more 'tard references, and some more yo mama jokes, and we’re going to be in full-on douchebag mode in this hizzy. ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2013, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/idiots-who-think-eating-pizza-with-a-fork-and-knife-is-gay/648250/203 "2013-01-28T05:02:59Z")
Isn’t the TARD that thingamabog that Doctor dude travels around in? ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2013, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/idiots-who-think-eating-pizza-with-a-fork-and-knife-is-gay/648250/204 "2013-01-28T05:35:17Z")
> [@hrhomer](#): > > In Spain, there is no mental concept of a hamburger bun, or “pan de hamburguesa.” When explorers first brought sandwiches to Spain, the native Spaniards _couldn’t see them_. When presented with sandwich filling alone, however, the Spaniards opened their arms to the newcomers. That’s a _bollo para hamburguesas_, hrhomero. Other than that, gg. ---
**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2013, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/idiots-who-think-eating-pizza-with-a-fork-and-knife-is-gay/648250/205 "2013-01-28T05:38:07Z")
> [@Acsenray](#): > > In America, the term “hamburger” is a contraction of “Hamburg steak sandwich,” so unless you specify, it is assumed that a hamburger has a bun. Actually, most of the Americans I know would leave the ham out of the burger, or maybe add it back in the form of bacon. ---
**Author:** ![GreenElf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9de053/32.png) [@GreenElf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreenElf)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2013, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/idiots-who-think-eating-pizza-with-a-fork-and-knife-is-gay/648250/206 "2013-01-28T06:13:07Z")
People should be able to eat pizza either by hand or with silverware without being judged by others. This also goes for eating asian food with either chopsticks or silverware, as far as I’m concerned. However, people who look down their nose at others due to their allegedly superior choice do annoy me. There are snobs who think they’re more refined because they choose to eat pizza with silverware or because they choose to eat asian food with chopsticks. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2013, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/idiots-who-think-eating-pizza-with-a-fork-and-knife-is-gay/648250/207 "2013-01-28T06:19:18Z")
> [@GreenElf](#): > > … or because they choose to eat asian food with chopsticks. And they usually look like dicks if they do it with Thai food. Thais eat rice dishes with spoon and fork, saving the chopsticks for noodle dishes. ---
**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2013, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/idiots-who-think-eating-pizza-with-a-fork-and-knife-is-gay/648250/208 "2013-01-28T13:44:28Z")
> [@drewtwo99](#): > > I actually like you a lot. Also, I’m gay. > [@Anonymous User](#): > > Alright I get it. And you are right. I do kind of have trouble understanding things easily. I am kind of “thick skilled”. > [@Anonymous User](#): > > I meant to say “thick skinned”. Anyways, I’m a freshman in high school - 15 years old. WOW! I see where this is going…I can’t wait till the part where Chris Hansen comes out of the closet. ---
**Author:** ![jz78817](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jz78817/32/1028_2.png) [@jz78817](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jz78817)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2013, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/idiots-who-think-eating-pizza-with-a-fork-and-knife-is-gay/648250/209 "2013-01-28T13:48:08Z")
> [@](#): > > Idiots who Think Eating Pizza with a Fork and Knife is Gay this is a thing? I’ve used K & F on pizza before. usually when it’s that greasy, floppy, NY style pie. ---
**Author:** ![bump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7c8e57/32.png) [@bump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bump)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2013, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/idiots-who-think-eating-pizza-with-a-fork-and-knife-is-gay/648250/210 "2013-01-28T14:08:57Z")
> [@Troppus](#): > > You cut me deep with that link, brah. Tummy’s growling and mouth watering. Knife and fork hell, I’d put my face in the plate. The awful thing is that most of the really good stuff (i.e. the specials) aren’t even on the menu. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2013, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/idiots-who-think-eating-pizza-with-a-fork-and-knife-is-gay/648250/211 "2013-01-28T14:27:52Z")
> [@GreenElf](#): > > People should be able to eat pizza either by hand or with silverware without being judged by others. This also goes for eating asian food with either chopsticks or silverware, as far as I’m concerned. However, people who look down their nose at others due to their allegedly superior choice do annoy me. There are snobs who think they’re more refined because they choose to eat pizza with silverware or because they choose to eat asian food with chopsticks. I eat pizza with chopsticks, making me superior to everyone. However, I eat Thai food with a plastic spork. ---
**Author:** ![Raging\_Bull](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/43a26b/32.png) [@Raging\_Bull](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raging_Bull)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2013, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/idiots-who-think-eating-pizza-with-a-fork-and-knife-is-gay/648250/212 "2013-01-28T14:31:44Z")
There are people who eat pizza with a knife and fork? WHHAAAT?? ---
**Author:** ![Raging\_Bull](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/43a26b/32.png) [@Raging\_Bull](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raging_Bull)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2013, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/idiots-who-think-eating-pizza-with-a-fork-and-knife-is-gay/648250/213 "2013-01-28T14:33:33Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > I eat pizza with chopsticks, making me superior to everyone. I think that deserves you a spot on America’s got talent ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2013, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/idiots-who-think-eating-pizza-with-a-fork-and-knife-is-gay/648250/214 "2013-01-28T15:25:18Z")
> [@Great\_Antibob](#): > > …Add in some more gay panic jokes, more 'tard references, and some more yo mama jokes, and we’re going to be in full-on douchebag mode in this hizzy. Never go Full Douchebag. ---
**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2013, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/idiots-who-think-eating-pizza-with-a-fork-and-knife-is-gay/648250/215 "2013-01-28T15:28:37Z")
> [@digs](#): > > Never go Full Douchebag. …on the first date. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2013, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/idiots-who-think-eating-pizza-with-a-fork-and-knife-is-gay/648250/216 "2013-01-28T15:38:39Z")
> [@Sparky812](#): > > WOW! > I see where this is going…I can’t wait till the part where Chris Hansen comes out of the closet. Dude - if Chris Hansen ever came out of the closet…I don’t really know how to finish that sentence. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/idiots-who-think-eating-pizza-with-a-fork-and-knife-is-gay/648250.md?page=10)