# Idiots who Think Eating Pizza with a Fork and Knife is Gay **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 24, 2013, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/idiots-who-think-eating-pizza-with-a-fork-and-knife-is-gay/648250 "2013-01-24T20:03:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![R3d\_Anonymous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/aeb1de/32.png) [@R3d\_Anonymous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/R3d_Anonymous)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/idiots-who-think-eating-pizza-with-a-fork-and-knife-is-gay/648250/61 "2013-01-24T21:45:20Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > Gay and German aren’t the same thing. They’re two different points on the continuum of sexual orientation. It goes: > > \<– Straight ---------- Bisexual ------------- Gay ------------ German –\> 😃 Where you people get your silly ideas from… 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Acsenray](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/acsenray/32/4519_2.png) [@Acsenray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acsenray)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/idiots-who-think-eating-pizza-with-a-fork-and-knife-is-gay/648250/62 "2013-01-24T21:45:27Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > Gay and German aren’t the same thing. They’re two different points on the continuum of sexual orientation. It goes: > > \<– Straight ---------- Bisexual ------------- Gay ------------ German –\> Have you never touched Dieter’s monkey? ---
**Author:** ![Ravenman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ravenman/32/2929_2.png) [@Ravenman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ravenman)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/idiots-who-think-eating-pizza-with-a-fork-and-knife-is-gay/648250/63 "2013-01-24T21:45:42Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > \<– Straight ---------- Bisexual ------------- Gay ------------ German –\> The English upper class belongs in there somewhere, but I’ll be damned if I can figure out where. ---
**Author:** ![Snarky\_Kong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Snarky\_Kong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snarky_Kong)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/idiots-who-think-eating-pizza-with-a-fork-and-knife-is-gay/648250/64 "2013-01-24T21:46:34Z")
> [@Anonymous User](#): > > According to this [poll](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/poll.php?do=showresults&pollid=4899), about 10.08% people eat pizza with forks and knives. > > The chance of a male eating pizza with a fork and knife is about 9.94%, and for females it is 10.34%. > > Statistics will change in the future. But that’s how it is after 248 votes. Around 10% of the population is gay. Hmm… ---
**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/idiots-who-think-eating-pizza-with-a-fork-and-knife-is-gay/648250/65 "2013-01-24T21:50:02Z")
> [@Anonymous User](#): > > According to this [poll](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/poll.php?do=showresults&pollid=4899), about 10.08% people eat pizza with forks and knives. > > The chance of a male eating pizza with a fork and knife is about 9.94%, and for females it is 10.34%. Percentage of successful MIT applicants who eat pizza with a knife and fork: 0.00% On the other hand, percentage of successful MIT applicants who are lactose-intolerant: 23.5% ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/idiots-who-think-eating-pizza-with-a-fork-and-knife-is-gay/648250/66 "2013-01-24T21:52:14Z")
> [@Anonymous User](#): > > 😃 Where you people get your silly ideas from… 😛 From gay people, of course! ---
**Author:** ![Kimballkid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b5a626/32.png) [@Kimballkid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimballkid)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/idiots-who-think-eating-pizza-with-a-fork-and-knife-is-gay/648250/67 "2013-01-24T21:57:15Z")
> [@zoid](#): > > How in the hell did my IP address get banned fron a site I’ve never been to? Because you eat your pizza with a knife and fork. Or you’re not gay enough. Or a tard. Or… something. I’m kind of confused at this point. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/idiots-who-think-eating-pizza-with-a-fork-and-knife-is-gay/648250/68 "2013-01-24T22:04:08Z")
> [@Ravenman](#): > > The English upper class belongs in there somewhere, but I’ll be damned if I can figure out where. Beneath the Germans? ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/idiots-who-think-eating-pizza-with-a-fork-and-knife-is-gay/648250/69 "2013-01-24T22:06:10Z")
I eat my peas with honey. I’ve done it all my life. It makes the peas taste funny, But it keeps them on my knife. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/idiots-who-think-eating-pizza-with-a-fork-and-knife-is-gay/648250/70 "2013-01-24T22:10:47Z")
> [@ElvisL1ves](#): > > Where the men wear tight pants with pointy leather shoes and little glasses and they love opera. Maybe, but you wouldn’t want to cross any Sopranos. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/idiots-who-think-eating-pizza-with-a-fork-and-knife-is-gay/648250/71 "2013-01-24T22:16:28Z")
> [@DrFidelius](#): > > I am greatly afeered of the concept of German pizza. Bratwurst, tilsit, and sauerkraut pizza sounds pretty good to me. ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/idiots-who-think-eating-pizza-with-a-fork-and-knife-is-gay/648250/72 "2013-01-24T22:16:35Z")
> [@Anonymous User](#): > > It’s called [vegan pizza](http://cdn.egglesscooking.com/images//vegan-pizza.jpg), okay? It’s actually a pretty healthy option. Gay. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/idiots-who-think-eating-pizza-with-a-fork-and-knife-is-gay/648250/73 "2013-01-24T22:17:40Z")
> [@hrhomer](#): > > Fucking dopers will piss fire about anything. So you’re saying that they have the clap? :eek: (Or is only the gay ones?) ---
**Author:** ![nikonikosuru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5f8ce5/32.png) [@nikonikosuru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nikonikosuru)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/idiots-who-think-eating-pizza-with-a-fork-and-knife-is-gay/648250/74 "2013-01-24T22:20:35Z")
Wow, this kid gets worked up over the most trivial of things. ---
**Author:** ![hopesperson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e95f7d/32.png) [@hopesperson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hopesperson)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/idiots-who-think-eating-pizza-with-a-fork-and-knife-is-gay/648250/75 "2013-01-24T22:22:26Z")
> [@Anonymous User](#): > > According to this [poll](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/poll.php?do=showresults&pollid=4899), about 10.08% people eat pizza with forks and knives. > > The chance of a male eating pizza with a fork and knife is about 9.94%, and for females it is 10.34%. > > Statistics will change in the future. But that’s how it is after 248 votes. Well, can’t argue with the science. ---
**Author:** ![Acsenray](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/acsenray/32/4519_2.png) [@Acsenray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acsenray)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/idiots-who-think-eating-pizza-with-a-fork-and-knife-is-gay/648250/76 "2013-01-24T22:27:00Z")
> [@nikonikosuru](#): > > Wow, this kid gets worked up over the most trivial of things. I wonder if he would start a Pit thread over being called a “drama queen.” ---
**Author:** ![RedFury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ec9cab/32.png) [@RedFury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RedFury)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/idiots-who-think-eating-pizza-with-a-fork-and-knife-is-gay/648250/77 "2013-01-24T22:28:19Z")
Guess I am extremely gay 'cause of the way I eat pizza. Who would have thunk? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![DrFidelius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drfidelius/32/3447_2.png) [@DrFidelius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrFidelius)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/idiots-who-think-eating-pizza-with-a-fork-and-knife-is-gay/648250/78 "2013-01-24T23:02:33Z")
> [@Colibri](#): > > Bratwurst, tilsit, and sauerkraut pizza sounds pretty good to me. I had haggis pizza once. It was offal. ---
**Author:** ![Pine\_Fresh\_Scent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/43a26b/32.png) [@Pine\_Fresh\_Scent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pine_Fresh_Scent)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/idiots-who-think-eating-pizza-with-a-fork-and-knife-is-gay/648250/79 "2013-01-24T23:38:31Z")
> [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](#): > > Personally I think eating pizza with a fork and knife is Amish. Or maybe it’s polyamorous, or brunette, or tall. I’m not sure. Whatever it is, I mean it in a negative way. Who are you callin’ Amish, buddy? > [@John\_Mace](#): > > The US of A is the only non-gay country there is, folks. I thought you all knew that! [“In Iran we don’t have homosexuals like in your country,” Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad said at Columbia University last night.](http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-483746/We-dont-gays-Iran-Iranian-president-tells-Ivy-League-audience.html) But do they have pizza? > [@DrFidelius](#): > > I had haggis pizza once. > > It was offal. Ewe, gross! ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/idiots-who-think-eating-pizza-with-a-fork-and-knife-is-gay/648250/80 "2013-01-24T23:49:41Z")
> [@Sattua](#): > > Wait, so is it gay or just European? [For those who didn’t get the _Legally Blonde_ reference.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9pCybcpkm5c)😉 Oh, wait, I just showed you all I know something about Broadway musicals … shitshitshit … [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/idiots-who-think-eating-pizza-with-a-fork-and-knife-is-gay/648250.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/idiots-who-think-eating-pizza-with-a-fork-and-knife-is-gay/648250.md?page=5)