# If a human bites a vampire

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-a-human-bites-a-vampire/649139
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion
**Created:** [February 2, 2013, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-a-human-bites-a-vampire/649139 "2013-02-02T19:53:37Z")
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### Author: ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)
#### Post date: [February 3, 2013, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-a-human-bites-a-vampire/649139/21 "2013-02-03T20:47:12Z")

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> [@VinylTurnip](#):
>
> If a human bite a vampire  
> He can’t keep his mind on nothing else  
> He’ll trade the world for the good thing he’s found
> 
> So was **carolshubby** already taken, or are you Carol’s first husband?

No, but I’d sure like to see what Carol looks like. 🙂

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