# If a Man was put into a Woman's body..

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-a-man-was-put-into-a-womans-body/283638>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [January 7, 2005, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-a-man-was-put-into-a-womans-body/283638 "2005-01-07T20:44:31Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![Shade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2bfe46/32.png) [@Shade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shade)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2005, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-a-man-was-put-into-a-womans-body/283638/41 "2005-01-10T20:00:08Z")

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Who would be the perfect date? Another man-in-a-woman of course!

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2005, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-a-man-was-put-into-a-womans-body/283638/42 "2005-01-10T21:05:57Z")

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Warning…

TMI…

I can barely stop playing with my chest as it is, and I am fit and thin: can’t imagine any free time if I had huge tracts of land! Especially when it gets hot here and I shave my chest to keep myself cooler and not to chafe when I run. I can’t wait to get old and flabby!

You WERE warned!

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**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2005, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-a-man-was-put-into-a-womans-body/283638/43 "2005-01-10T21:39:13Z")

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> [@Ukulele Ike](#):
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> Before the changeover, be sure to loosen all the lids on the pickle jars.

Unless, of course, you happen to have Batman’s unlisted personal phone number. Or at least access to a Batsignal.

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**Author:** ![MysteryFellow63427](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e4f/32.png) [@MysteryFellow63427](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysteryFellow63427)\
**Post date:** [January 10, 2005, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-a-man-was-put-into-a-womans-body/283638/44 "2005-01-10T22:31:23Z")

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She might become the first woman to know the entire starting lineup of the 1966 New York Mets. 😃

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**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2005, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-a-man-was-put-into-a-womans-body/283638/45 "2005-01-11T00:28:02Z")

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> [@Othersider](#):
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> You’d lose your job?!? Pray tell, where do you work?

Hint: Don’t ask, he won’t tell.  
Hint2: They all seem to think blue looks really, really good on them. Or a drab shade of green if they’re feeling outdoorsy.

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**Author:** ![Othersider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/cab0a1/32.png) [@Othersider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Othersider)\
**Post date:** [January 12, 2005, 9:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-a-man-was-put-into-a-womans-body/283638/46 "2005-01-12T09:09:37Z")

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> [@JRDelirious](#):
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> Hint: Don’t ask, he won’t tell.  
> Hint2: They all seem to think blue looks really, really good on them. Or a drab shade of green if they’re feeling outdoorsy.

Ah, nice. Very subtle. 😃

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