# If after 50 f'n pages, you are still trying to engage SA; YOU ARE DUMB!! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 1, 2012, 9:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-after-50-fn-pages-you-are-still-trying-to-engage-sa-you-are-dumb/611405 "2012-02-01T09:11:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Omg\_a\_Black\_Conservative](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Omg\_a\_Black\_Conservative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omg_a_Black_Conservative)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2012, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-after-50-fn-pages-you-are-still-trying-to-engage-sa-you-are-dumb/611405/81 "2012-02-01T23:31:46Z")
> [@Bosstone](#): > > Yes it is. You have to be either ultra-partisan or completely bursar to not be bothered by SA. No, it’s because I’m not bothered by whatever opinions people want to hold online and don’t hold any enmity towards them. I might disagree with them, sometimes vehemently, but that’s about the extent of my “dislike”. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2012, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-after-50-fn-pages-you-are-still-trying-to-engage-sa-you-are-dumb/611405/82 "2012-02-01T23:34:44Z")
Mocking him is fun. Mocking YOU is also fun. ---
**Author:** ![Toucanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3bc359/32.png) [@Toucanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toucanna)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2012, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-after-50-fn-pages-you-are-still-trying-to-engage-sa-you-are-dumb/611405/83 "2012-02-01T23:35:01Z")
> [@Jack\_Batty](#): > > I hate to think what we’ll be raping next year at this time. Kittens and unicorns! ---
**Author:** ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)\ **Post date:** [February 1, 2012, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-after-50-fn-pages-you-are-still-trying-to-engage-sa-you-are-dumb/611405/84 "2012-02-01T23:37:34Z")
> [@TriPolar](#): > > Wow! It must be child rape month now! What are _things overheard at the Vatican_, Alex? ---
**Author:** ![Merneith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@Merneith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merneith)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2012, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-after-50-fn-pages-you-are-still-trying-to-engage-sa-you-are-dumb/611405/85 "2012-02-02T00:28:05Z")
> [@Omg\_a\_Black\_Conservative](#): > > How about some of you grow some proverbial balls and just ignore the guy if he bothers you that much? You seem oddly unfamiliar with the concept of “balls”. ---
**Author:** ![Omg\_a\_Black\_Conservative](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Omg\_a\_Black\_Conservative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omg_a_Black_Conservative)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2012, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-after-50-fn-pages-you-are-still-trying-to-engage-sa-you-are-dumb/611405/86 "2012-02-02T00:36:37Z")
> [@Bryan\_Ekers](#): > > Mocking him is fun. Funny. Reading all these threads about Starving Artist, it looks like people are getting agitated rather than having fun. > [@](#): > > Mocking YOU is also fun. Still trying, huh? Well, good luck with that. > [@Merneith](#): > > You seem oddly unfamiliar with the concept of “balls”. Oh well. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2012, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-after-50-fn-pages-you-are-still-trying-to-engage-sa-you-are-dumb/611405/87 "2012-02-02T00:41:03Z")
Hey, I can only speak for myself. I’ve generously allowed OMG and SA to be my sources of amusement. They’re both just so _deliciously_ stupid and apologetic for their ignorance… ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2012, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-after-50-fn-pages-you-are-still-trying-to-engage-sa-you-are-dumb/611405/88 "2012-02-02T01:14:09Z")
> [@Omg\_a\_Black\_Conservative](#): > > No, it’s because I’m not bothered by whatever opinions people want to hold online and don’t hold any enmity towards them. I might disagree with them, sometimes vehemently, but that’s about the extent of my “dislike”. That’s nice. Here’s a cookie. ---
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2012, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-after-50-fn-pages-you-are-still-trying-to-engage-sa-you-are-dumb/611405/89 "2012-02-02T01:15:27Z")
[About that cookie though…](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=640434) ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2012, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-after-50-fn-pages-you-are-still-trying-to-engage-sa-you-are-dumb/611405/90 "2012-02-02T01:17:39Z")
> [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](#): > > No! Keep engaging him, please. > > That thread is the most awesomest ever! Humping paper towel rolls! “Line up 100 ten year old boys” and ask them about anal sex! You can’t have sex with a short woman from behind! > > I literally laughed until I was crying over the “Line up 100 boys” bit. I mean, what kind of an ignorant fucknut is discussing sexual abuse of a young boy, and starts out an argument with “Line up 100 ten year old boys”? And then goes on to, yes, specifically suggest asking them how they would feel about being anally raped! > > The guy’s a fucking moron, and also the gift that can’t help itself from continuing to give. Thank you for this. Looking at it through your eyes made me laugh, HARD! 😃 I guess since nobody is going to let it go; my best opttion is to look at it the way you do. Thanks! ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2012, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-after-50-fn-pages-you-are-still-trying-to-engage-sa-you-are-dumb/611405/91 "2012-02-02T01:18:05Z")
> [@Huerta88](#): > > No amount of money will convince me it’s not the same author, though I suspect he’ll lie about that too. Either it’s the same person or he plagiarized it. No two doubts about it. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2012, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-after-50-fn-pages-you-are-still-trying-to-engage-sa-you-are-dumb/611405/92 "2012-02-02T01:20:03Z")
SA is an idiot and a friend. It’s hard to explain how those sets intersect. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2012, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-after-50-fn-pages-you-are-still-trying-to-engage-sa-you-are-dumb/611405/93 "2012-02-02T01:29:33Z")
> [@dropzone](#): > > SA is an idiot and a friend. It’s hard to explain how those sets intersect. [Graphical representation](http://icanhascheezburger.com/2009/08/30/funny-pictures-everyone-has-one/) ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2012, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-after-50-fn-pages-you-are-still-trying-to-engage-sa-you-are-dumb/611405/94 "2012-02-02T01:46:36Z")
> [@faithfool](#): > > Either it’s the same person or he plagiarized it. No two doubts about it. And (reassuringly) it seems to have inspired a similar response. ---
**Author:** ![RaftPeople](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6f9a4e/32.png) [@RaftPeople](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RaftPeople)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2012, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-after-50-fn-pages-you-are-still-trying-to-engage-sa-you-are-dumb/611405/95 "2012-02-02T02:52:36Z")
> [@Omg\_a\_Black\_Conservative](#): > > Funny. Reading all these threads about Starving Artist, it looks like people are getting agitated rather than having fun. Serious questions: Why does it matter to you (and some others) that people continue to post in these threads? What would be gained if the **SA** threads all ended today? ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2012, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-after-50-fn-pages-you-are-still-trying-to-engage-sa-you-are-dumb/611405/96 "2012-02-02T02:56:56Z")
Haven’t most of us, at one time or another, thought something like “Lord, if you could just give me a clear sign…” ---
**Author:** ![Robb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a183cd/32.png) [@Robb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robb)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2012, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-after-50-fn-pages-you-are-still-trying-to-engage-sa-you-are-dumb/611405/97 "2012-02-02T03:19:12Z")
**SA** makes defending man-boy rape creepy. In related news, what proverb involved growing balls? ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2012, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-after-50-fn-pages-you-are-still-trying-to-engage-sa-you-are-dumb/611405/98 "2012-02-02T03:24:20Z")
\*In the presence of mine enemies, He anointeth my balls with oil… \* That one? ---
**Author:** ![Robb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a183cd/32.png) [@Robb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robb)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2012, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-after-50-fn-pages-you-are-still-trying-to-engage-sa-you-are-dumb/611405/99 "2012-02-02T03:25:42Z")
Maybe I should read the Bible ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [February 2, 2012, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-after-50-fn-pages-you-are-still-trying-to-engage-sa-you-are-dumb/611405/100 "2012-02-02T03:52:31Z")
> [@Omg\_a\_Black\_Conservative](#): > > Funny. Reading all these threads about Starving Artist, it looks like people are getting agitated rather than having fun. Some people are getting agitated, some people are having fun. Some people, depending on what extraordinary thing **SA** has said most recently, may be doing both, depending on when you catch them. You wouldn’t be one of those people who thinks of this place as a hive mind, would you? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-after-50-fn-pages-you-are-still-trying-to-engage-sa-you-are-dumb/611405.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-after-50-fn-pages-you-are-still-trying-to-engage-sa-you-are-dumb/611405.md?page=6)