# If Bush wins I'm going to be fucking pissed **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 8, 2000, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-bush-wins-im-going-to-be-fucking-pissed/40215 "2000-11-08T00:47:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Dignan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f07891/32.png) [@Dignan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dignan)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2000, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-bush-wins-im-going-to-be-fucking-pissed/40215/1 "2000-11-08T00:47:13Z")
If this fool wins this nation is in trouble. DID ANYONE WATCH THE DEBATES!!! DOES ANYONE KNOW THE ISSUES!!! This guy had better not get elected. Does everyone know Bush’s record!!! It is TERRIBLE compared to Gore’s. PLEASE DO NOT LET HIM WIN!!! ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2000, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-bush-wins-im-going-to-be-fucking-pissed/40215/2 "2000-11-08T00:48:46Z")
Can I get an AMEN??? This country is gonna go to hell in a handbasket… ---
**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2000, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-bush-wins-im-going-to-be-fucking-pissed/40215/3 "2000-11-08T00:59:05Z")
We survived Nixon, Ford, Carter, Reagan, GHWBush, and Clinton. We’ll probably survive Dubya or algore. I agree that it’s a shame that the most powerful country in the world can’t come up with a world-class leader, but maybe that means we’re not being led to run out and dominate the rest of the world. ---
**Author:** ![mblackwell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5fc32e/32.png) [@mblackwell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mblackwell)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2000, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-bush-wins-im-going-to-be-fucking-pissed/40215/4 "2000-11-08T01:45:15Z")
If Gore gets elected I will be pissed. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2000, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-bush-wins-im-going-to-be-fucking-pissed/40215/5 "2000-11-08T01:48:43Z")
Gore got PENNSYLVANIA!!! YES YES YES!!! Go Gore Go!!! ---
**Author:** ![Philbuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9a140/32.png) [@Philbuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Philbuck)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2000, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-bush-wins-im-going-to-be-fucking-pissed/40215/6 "2000-11-08T01:58:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Guinastasia \* > \*\*YES YES YES!!! > Go Gore Go!!! > > \*\* Yes, Gore, go! And…keep going! farther! go! ---
**Author:** ![mblackwell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5fc32e/32.png) [@mblackwell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mblackwell)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2000, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-bush-wins-im-going-to-be-fucking-pissed/40215/7 "2000-11-08T01:59:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Philbuck \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Guinastasia \* > > \*\*YES YES YES!!! > > Go Gore Go!!! > > > > \*\* > > Yes, Gore, go! And…keep going! farther! go! \*\* LOL And Bush is leading in Ohio woohoo! ---
**Author:** ![Strider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Strider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Strider)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2000, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-bush-wins-im-going-to-be-fucking-pissed/40215/8 "2000-11-08T02:12:46Z")
Bush: 153 Gore: 182 18:11:56 Pacific Standard Time. -N ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2000, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-bush-wins-im-going-to-be-fucking-pissed/40215/9 "2000-11-08T02:38:42Z")
Gore just got MINNESOTA…Cmon CALIFORNIAAAAAAAAAAA… ---
**Author:** ![Nacho4Sara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Nacho4Sara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nacho4Sara)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2000, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-bush-wins-im-going-to-be-fucking-pissed/40215/10 "2000-11-08T02:54:10Z")
Gore takes MD…but that was expected. Whatever. WOO HOO!!! It’s been scientifically proven that if Dubya gets elected, our country will proceed to hell (in a handbasket) at a rate of 0.006%/day. Gore will set the pace at 0.000038%/day. If Buchanan wins, the USA becomes a totalitarian dictatorship in 3.8 seconds! I figured those numbers out myself. Yay Gore! ---
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2000, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-bush-wins-im-going-to-be-fucking-pissed/40215/11 "2000-11-08T03:04:58Z")
Uh-oh. They just pulled Fla. back from Gore. Dubbya is now leading 212- 173- on ABC. ---
**Author:** ![Alphagene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Alphagene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alphagene)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2000, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-bush-wins-im-going-to-be-fucking-pissed/40215/12 "2000-11-08T03:07:40Z")
As of now: **CNN** : G 167, B 197 **MSNBC** : G 198, B 185 **FOX News** : G 193, B 202 CNN has been the goofiest. The went from declaring Minnesota Gore’s, then back to undecided, then back to Gore’s again. They had Florida for Gore and just withdrew that call. MNSBC is the only one claiming New Mexico for anyone (Gore) at the moment. We’re all better off falling asleep and having someone tell us in the morning. Ugh. ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2000, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-bush-wins-im-going-to-be-fucking-pissed/40215/13 "2000-11-08T03:14:42Z")
Who’s winning Puerto Rico? ---
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2000, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-bush-wins-im-going-to-be-fucking-pissed/40215/14 "2000-11-08T03:18:03Z")
whiter goes Puerto Rico, there goes the Nation ---
**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2000, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-bush-wins-im-going-to-be-fucking-pissed/40215/15 "2000-11-08T03:28:40Z")
Well, I doubt that PR is going to get lot whiter. They get too much sun down there. Even if you flooded the place with pallid northerners, in a few months they’d all be as dark as natives. _(This message has been brought to you by CopperTone®)_ ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2000, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-bush-wins-im-going-to-be-fucking-pissed/40215/16 "2000-11-08T03:36:36Z")
Goddamn this exciting. This shit is better than Monday Night Football. It’s that big dangling state of Florida that’s the cliff hanger. Whoever gets that one, has got the whole enchilada. And the fucking networks keep going “Gore, no, undecided, no, Bush, no, um, hell we don’t know.” Yipee, I’m all fluch with civic pride. ---
**Author:** ![oldscratch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@oldscratch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oldscratch)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2000, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-bush-wins-im-going-to-be-fucking-pissed/40215/17 "2000-11-08T03:38:54Z")
Hey Jack, I had that problem a little while ago. Doctor proscribed some anti-biotics, cleared it right up. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2000, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-bush-wins-im-going-to-be-fucking-pissed/40215/18 "2000-11-08T03:46:36Z")
Yeah, I hate being fluched. Fluch me? Hey buddy, fluch you! ---
**Author:** ![They\_Call\_Me\_Sneeze](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@They\_Call\_Me\_Sneeze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/They_Call_Me_Sneeze)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2000, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-bush-wins-im-going-to-be-fucking-pissed/40215/19 "2000-11-08T06:25:37Z")
last night, in a brilliant fit of stupidity, i made a bet with my “friend with benefits.” if gore wins, he can never even mention the words ‘blow job’ again. if bush wins, i have to give blow jobs ON DEMAND until winter break. last night, needless to say, i was very, very confidant that gore would blow shrub out of the water. why in the withered old fuck is florida taking so long? i have to know if the next six weeks are going to be spent swimming in jizz. sheesh! ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2000, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-bush-wins-im-going-to-be-fucking-pissed/40215/20 "2000-11-08T06:31:13Z")
I don’t want to alarm you, but it looks like you might have to stock up on breath mints. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-bush-wins-im-going-to-be-fucking-pissed/40215.md?page=2)