# If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be FUCKED UP!!

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 10, 2001, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-carrots-got-you-drunk-rabbits-would-be-fucked-up/68258 "2001-06-10T04:25:55Z")\
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**Author:** ![Lucki\_Chaarms](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9de0a6/32.png) [@Lucki\_Chaarms](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucki_Chaarms)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2001, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-carrots-got-you-drunk-rabbits-would-be-fucked-up/68258/1 "2001-06-10T04:25:55Z")

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Well, it’s a simple fact.

What?

Lucky Charms

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**Author:** ![Mnementh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/898d66/32.png) [@Mnementh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mnementh)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2001, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-carrots-got-you-drunk-rabbits-would-be-fucked-up/68258/2 "2001-06-10T04:44:46Z")

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I like you.

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**Author:** ![fnord1966](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ad7895/32.png) [@fnord1966](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fnord1966)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2001, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-carrots-got-you-drunk-rabbits-would-be-fucked-up/68258/3 "2001-06-10T04:47:53Z")

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Might want to tone down your thread titles in the future, just a suggestion.

By the way, true, very true. It would put a whole new spin on the whole Bugs Bunny cross dressing thing wouldnt it?

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**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2001, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-carrots-got-you-drunk-rabbits-would-be-fucked-up/68258/4 "2001-06-10T05:22:08Z")

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Mmm. Carrot juice.

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**Author:** ![TheLoadedDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@TheLoadedDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheLoadedDog)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2001, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-carrots-got-you-drunk-rabbits-would-be-fucked-up/68258/5 "2001-06-10T05:24:46Z")

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**Lucky** , what are you _ON_???

You be one freaky Doper.

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**Author:** ![AndYrAStar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8edcca/32.png) [@AndYrAStar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AndYrAStar)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2001, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-carrots-got-you-drunk-rabbits-would-be-fucked-up/68258/6 "2001-06-10T06:28:23Z")

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\<licks lucky\>

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**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2001, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-carrots-got-you-drunk-rabbits-would-be-fucked-up/68258/7 "2001-06-10T06:53:40Z")

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Damn good observation there, **Lucky**.

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**Author:** ![Joyfulgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f04885/32.png) [@Joyfulgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joyfulgirl)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2001, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-carrots-got-you-drunk-rabbits-would-be-fucked-up/68258/8 "2001-06-10T07:22:31Z")

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And let’s not get into the whole “If Nutriphase[sup]TM[/sup] Rabbit Food equaled crack” issue.

[sub]Can I join your fan club? Pretty please?[/sub]

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**Author:** ![TheLoadedDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@TheLoadedDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheLoadedDog)\
**Post date:** [June 10, 2001, 10:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-carrots-got-you-drunk-rabbits-would-be-fucked-up/68258/9 "2001-06-10T10:01:57Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Joyfulgirl \*  
> \*\*And let’s not get into the whole “If Nutriphase[sup]TM[/sup] Rabbit Food equaled crack” issue.  
> \*\*

You mean it _doesn’t_? Uh oh…
