# If Chemicals Were People

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-chemicals-were-people/781278>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [March 3, 2017, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-chemicals-were-people/781278 "2017-03-03T11:46:34Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2017, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-chemicals-were-people/781278/61 "2017-03-06T13:27:39Z")

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Bismuth: Feeling pretty edgy right now.

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**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2017, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-chemicals-were-people/781278/62 "2017-03-06T13:42:44Z")

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Wolfram AKA Tungsten: “I’m my own alt.”

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2017, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-chemicals-were-people/781278/63 "2017-03-06T14:03:53Z")

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Sodium: I am… (Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na) Batman!

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2017, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-chemicals-were-people/781278/64 "2017-03-06T14:12:59Z")

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What do cemeteries do with their clients? Barium!

Sodium x8, Hey Hey, Goodbye

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2017, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-chemicals-were-people/781278/65 "2017-03-06T14:33:29Z")

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Jay Sherman Sulfa: IT STINKS!

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2017, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-chemicals-were-people/781278/66 "2017-03-06T14:52:22Z")

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Mercury: “No, I don’t have wings on my heels. That would be stupid.”

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2017, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-chemicals-were-people/781278/67 "2017-03-06T15:00:18Z")

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> [@panache45](#):
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> Mercury: “No, I don’t have wings on my heels. That would be stupid.”

And I don’t deliver flowers. That would be more stupid.

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**Author:** ![quiltguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e47774/32.png) [@quiltguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2017, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-chemicals-were-people/781278/68 "2017-03-06T22:06:01Z")

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Iron: Call on me for all your pressing matters.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2017, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-chemicals-were-people/781278/69 "2017-03-06T22:15:28Z")

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Aurum: it’s a Golden Oldie!

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**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2017, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-chemicals-were-people/781278/70 "2017-09-07T21:48:46Z")

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Dopamine: “I’m a great motivator.”

Adrenaline: “WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?”

Melatonin: "You are feeling sleepy… very sleepy… "

Melanin: “Great day in the sunshine!”

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [September 7, 2017, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-chemicals-were-people/781278/71 "2017-09-07T22:20:50Z")

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Argon: “Nobody’s here. They…”

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