If Donald Trump Owned the Atmosphere

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It would be called the “Trumposphere” and would be the greatest atmosphere in history!
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The gold-tinted sky would get boring fast, though.

You lose all rights to use the atmosphere. Good luck on that breathing issue.

Great responses, thanks all. I think Lemur summarized the situation well. Sometimes you just have to be a pragmatist after all.