# If Donald Trump were forced to listen to what you'd have to say; What would you tell him? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 27, 2020, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-donald-trump-were-forced-to-listen-to-what-youd-have-to-say-what-would-you-tell-him/919118 "2020-08-27T00:52:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![carrps](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carrps/32/2957_2.png) [@carrps](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrps)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2020, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-donald-trump-were-forced-to-listen-to-what-youd-have-to-say-what-would-you-tell-him/919118/61 "2020-08-30T00:38:24Z")
> [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](#): > > It will be filled with something expensive with ice cubes in it. Expensive Diet Coke??? ---
**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2020, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-donald-trump-were-forced-to-listen-to-what-youd-have-to-say-what-would-you-tell-him/919118/62 "2020-08-30T01:02:17Z")
> [@carrps](#): > > Expensive Diet Coke??? It will have to be expensive… “the best”… even if it’s just a prop. That’s “Donnie Two-Scoops”. ---
**Author:** ![HelenGawn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@HelenGawn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HelenGawn)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2020, 11:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-donald-trump-were-forced-to-listen-to-what-youd-have-to-say-what-would-you-tell-him/919118/63 "2020-08-30T11:25:32Z")
I’d just set up a big screen TV and play this on a loop. [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/yMXvQDkjxGs/maxresdefault.jpg "'Lock him up': Trump greeted with boos at World Series") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMXvQDkjxGs) ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2020, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-donald-trump-were-forced-to-listen-to-what-youd-have-to-say-what-would-you-tell-him/919118/64 "2020-08-31T00:23:47Z")
"Donald, I’m sure you’re familiar with the term “Sicilian necktie’?” ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2020, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-donald-trump-were-forced-to-listen-to-what-youd-have-to-say-what-would-you-tell-him/919118/65 "2020-08-31T01:21:48Z")
Which is very, very different from a South African necktie, though the end result is the same. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2020, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-donald-trump-were-forced-to-listen-to-what-youd-have-to-say-what-would-you-tell-him/919118/66 "2020-08-31T18:01:52Z")
This is the song that doesn’t end. Yes it goes on and on my friend. Some people . . . . ---
**Author:** ![commasense](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/commasense/32/3017_2.png) [@commasense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/commasense)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2020, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-donald-trump-were-forced-to-listen-to-what-youd-have-to-say-what-would-you-tell-him/919118/67 "2020-09-12T14:28:56Z")
As everyone has said, there’s no point In talking to Donald Trump unless you’re going to say something he wants to be true. So I wouldn’t bother. Instead, I’d put him in the [Total Perspective Vortex](https://sites.google.com/site/h2g2theguide/Index/t/114333) and gleefully watch his head explode. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [September 12, 2020, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-donald-trump-were-forced-to-listen-to-what-youd-have-to-say-what-would-you-tell-him/919118/68 "2020-09-12T14:45:29Z")
Remember, Mr. Trump. It’s all about you, just like it’s always been. Stick with “me-me-me-me-me” through Election Day. Thanks. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-donald-trump-were-forced-to-listen-to-what-youd-have-to-say-what-would-you-tell-him/919118.md?page=3)