# If Doper "A" married Doper "B", you'd get... **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [July 19, 2011, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-doper-a-married-doper-b-youd-get/589556 "2011-07-19T07:16:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Toucanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3bc359/32.png) [@Toucanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toucanna)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2011, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-doper-a-married-doper-b-youd-get/589556/1 "2011-07-19T07:16:22Z")
If **Musicat** married _OpalCat_, you’d get Two Many Cats. or maybe, If **Musicat** married _OpalCat_, you’d get Cat Fight. Your turn! * * * For the purposes of this nonsense, the Doper’s IRL gender is irrelevant. ---
**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2011, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-doper-a-married-doper-b-youd-get/589556/2 "2011-07-19T12:20:11Z")
> [@Toucanna](#): > > If **Musicat** married _OpalCat_, you’d get Two Many Cats. > > or maybe, > > If **Musicat** married _OpalCat_, you’d get Cat Fight. > Your turn! You + **Roseanne Rosannadanna** = **Toucanna Roseannadanna** ---
**Author:** ![elninost0rm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ed655f/32.png) [@elninost0rm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elninost0rm)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2011, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-doper-a-married-doper-b-youd-get/589556/3 "2011-07-19T12:26:45Z")
> [@WordMan](#): > > You + **Roseanne Rosannadanna** = **Toucanna Roseannadanna** LOL ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2011, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-doper-a-married-doper-b-youd-get/589556/4 "2011-07-19T12:47:02Z")
Moved MPSIMS --\> the Game Room. [/mod] If I married Wile E., we’d get Wile E. Twicks. ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2011, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-doper-a-married-doper-b-youd-get/589556/5 "2011-07-19T12:52:14Z")
Does the result also have to be a Doper? I’m confused. ---
**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2011, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-doper-a-married-doper-b-youd-get/589556/6 "2011-07-19T14:34:56Z")
> [@Toucanna](#): > > If **Musicat** married _OpalCat_, you’d get Two Many Cats. > > or maybe, > > If **Musicat** married _OpalCat_, you’d get Cat Fight. > Your turn! > > * * * > > For the purposes of this nonsense, the Doper’s IRL gender is irrelevant. If **Toucanna** married **Siam Sam** you’d get **Toucanna Sam** If **furryman** married **OpalCat** you’d get **furrycat** ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2011, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-doper-a-married-doper-b-youd-get/589556/7 "2011-07-19T14:39:35Z")
> [@Inigo\_Montoya](#): > > Does the result also have to be a Doper? I’m confused. I’m betting No, if the ones submitted so far are a guide to the project. ---
**Author:** ![FuriousGeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecae2f/32.png) [@FuriousGeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FuriousGeorge)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2011, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-doper-a-married-doper-b-youd-get/589556/8 "2011-07-19T14:58:09Z")
If Clothahump married Freddy the Pig… you’d get Hump the Pig ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2011, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-doper-a-married-doper-b-youd-get/589556/9 "2011-07-19T15:07:11Z")
If **OpalCat** had offspring with **AnnieXmas** you might get a **Little Opal Annie**. ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2011, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-doper-a-married-doper-b-youd-get/589556/10 "2011-07-19T15:34:42Z")
> [@Zeldar](#): > > I’m betting No, if the ones submitted so far are a guide to the project. But the ending names of the ones submitted in the OP are Doper names. ---
**Author:** ![Toucanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3bc359/32.png) [@Toucanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toucanna)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2011, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-doper-a-married-doper-b-youd-get/589556/11 "2011-07-19T18:24:58Z")
I think it would be funnier if the result was also a Doper’s username, but I’m not going to be a humor nazi about it. 😉 “Toucanna Roseannadanna” snork, sputter, tee hee!😃 ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2011, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-doper-a-married-doper-b-youd-get/589556/12 "2011-07-19T22:46:56Z")
fee fi fo fanna ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-doper-a-married-doper-b-youd-get/589556/13 "2011-07-20T01:11:23Z")
> [@FuriousGeorge](#): > > If Clothahump married Freddy the Pig.. you’d get Hump the Pig Or [Spanky Ham](http://drawntogether.wikia.com/wiki/Spanky_Ham). ---
**Author:** ![Rysto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecccb3/32.png) [@Rysto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysto)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-doper-a-married-doper-b-youd-get/589556/14 "2011-07-20T01:55:10Z")
If **TypoKnig** married **Cheesesteak** , you’d get **Cheez\_Whia**. ---
**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-doper-a-married-doper-b-youd-get/589556/15 "2011-07-20T02:39:33Z")
Doper A would get herpes B. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Jeffrey\_Lebowski](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_jeffrey_lebowski/32/215_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Jeffrey\_Lebowski](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Jeffrey_Lebowski)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-doper-a-married-doper-b-youd-get/589556/16 "2011-07-20T05:52:17Z")
\*\*Starving Artist \*\*and **Brain Glutton** would beget **Starving Glutton**. ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-doper-a-married-doper-b-youd-get/589556/17 "2011-07-20T06:27:24Z")
> [@WordMan](#): > > You + **Roseanne Rosannadanna** = **Toucanna Roseannadanna** And their daughter, Saramamalana Roseannadanna. ---
**Author:** ![Alka\_Seltzer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c89c15/32.png) [@Alka\_Seltzer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alka_Seltzer)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 10:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-doper-a-married-doper-b-youd-get/589556/18 "2011-07-20T10:58:42Z")
If **Elendil’s Heir** married anyone you’d get… **Elendil’s Heir**. ---
**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-doper-a-married-doper-b-youd-get/589556/19 "2011-07-20T14:10:12Z")
> [@Alka\_Seltzer](#): > > If **Elendil’s Heir** married anyone you’d get… **Elendil’s Heir**. If I met **Alka Seltzer** after eating I’d feel a lot better. ---
**Author:** ![Lobelia\_Overhill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/54ee81/32.png) [@Lobelia\_Overhill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobelia_Overhill)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-doper-a-married-doper-b-youd-get/589556/20 "2011-07-20T14:59:23Z")
Myself and **Sangfroid** might produce **Lobsang** [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-doper-a-married-doper-b-youd-get/589556.md?page=2)