# If Doper "A" married Doper "B", you'd get... **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [July 19, 2011, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-doper-a-married-doper-b-youd-get/589556 "2011-07-19T07:16:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Alka\_Seltzer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c89c15/32.png) [@Alka\_Seltzer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alka_Seltzer)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-doper-a-married-doper-b-youd-get/589556/21 "2011-07-20T17:15:56Z")
If **A Monkey With a Gun** banged **Shot From Guns** we’d have **Monkey Shot From a Gun**. **CookingWithGas** and **SenorBeef** would give us **A Nice Steak**. **Chronos** and **Mean Old Lady** would spawn **A Very Old Lady**. **Liona Berani** and **Uncle Goat** would sprog **Chimera**. **Snake oil** with **Stranger on a Train** gives us **Snake on a Train**. **Swallowed my Cellphone** and **Broomstick** begats **A Medical Emergency**. ---
**Author:** ![Alka\_Seltzer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c89c15/32.png) [@Alka\_Seltzer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alka_Seltzer)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2011, 9:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-doper-a-married-doper-b-youd-get/589556/22 "2011-07-21T09:00:45Z")
> [@Alka\_Seltzer](#): > > If **Elendil’s Heir** married anyone you’d get… **Elendil’s Heir**. And if **Elendil’s Heir** and any other doper had a second offspring, they’d be **Elendil’s Spare** \*. Prince William and Prince Harry are often referred to as the “heir and spare”. ---
**Author:** ![Toucanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3bc359/32.png) [@Toucanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toucanna)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2011, 8:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-doper-a-married-doper-b-youd-get/589556/23 "2011-07-22T08:40:35Z")
[I wonder why](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php) + [No Wikipedia Cites](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php) = [Really Not All That Bright](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php) ---
**Author:** ![Mr\_Shine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr_shine/32/464_2.png) [@Mr\_Shine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Shine)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2011, 8:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-doper-a-married-doper-b-youd-get/589556/24 "2011-07-22T08:52:18Z")
Not Doper names I’ve seen around, but according to search they exist Troll Master+Diamond=Mr Shine ---
**Author:** ![Toucanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3bc359/32.png) [@Toucanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toucanna)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2011, 9:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-doper-a-married-doper-b-youd-get/589556/25 "2011-07-22T09:13:26Z")
[needscoffee](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php) + [HazelNutCoffee](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php) = [Caffeine.addict](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php) ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2011, 9:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-doper-a-married-doper-b-youd-get/589556/26 "2011-07-22T09:26:27Z")
**Tomndebb** + anyone else would result in either **Bigamy** or **Divorce** , depending. ---
**Author:** ![Aspidistra](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspidistra/32/3894_2.png) [@Aspidistra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspidistra)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2011, 9:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-doper-a-married-doper-b-youd-get/589556/27 "2011-07-22T09:55:09Z")
Lord Mondegreen + whole bean = Green Bean ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2011, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-doper-a-married-doper-b-youd-get/589556/28 "2011-07-22T13:26:06Z")
If **SenorBeef** married **Mean Mr. Mustard** , you’d have one heck of a sammich. ---
**Author:** ![Toucanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3bc359/32.png) [@Toucanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toucanna)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2011, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-doper-a-married-doper-b-youd-get/589556/29 "2011-07-22T18:20:41Z")
JocoseBanter + EpicNonsense = Hilarity N. Suze Plain Jane + JimOfAllTrades = NooneSpecial Sleeps with Butterflies + Clumsy = BrknButterfly ---
**Author:** ![Toucanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3bc359/32.png) [@Toucanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toucanna)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2011, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-doper-a-married-doper-b-youd-get/589556/30 "2011-07-22T18:28:02Z")
In Soviet Russia, **chiroptera** - _GuanoLad_ = Dung Beetle. ---
**Author:** ![Toucanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3bc359/32.png) [@Toucanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toucanna)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2011, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-doper-a-married-doper-b-youd-get/589556/31 "2011-07-22T20:56:13Z")
**overlyverbose** + _Reply_ = Rigamarole “Made myself laugh, and isn’t that what really counts?” – _Craig Ferguson_ (attrib.) ---
**Author:** ![Toucanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3bc359/32.png) [@Toucanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toucanna)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2011, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-doper-a-married-doper-b-youd-get/589556/32 "2011-07-23T00:05:51Z")
Dinner time! **SpudHead** + _potatoequeen_ = tatertot ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2011, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-doper-a-married-doper-b-youd-get/589556/33 "2011-07-23T00:28:00Z")
You’re really cracking yourself up, aren’t you? It’s okay, 'cause you’re cracking me up too. I enjoyed Sleeps with Butterflies + Clumsy = BrknButterfly. Ha! ---
**Author:** ![Toucanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3bc359/32.png) [@Toucanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toucanna)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2011, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-doper-a-married-doper-b-youd-get/589556/34 "2011-07-23T00:39:19Z")
> [@MeanOldLady](#): > > You’re really cracking yourself up, aren’t you? Yarp. Keeps me off the streets and out of trouble. 😃 Although, I wish other Dopers would play because if they don’t, **twickster** might have to move this thread back to _MPSIMS_. :o ---
**Author:** ![Toucanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3bc359/32.png) [@Toucanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toucanna)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2011, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-doper-a-married-doper-b-youd-get/589556/35 "2011-07-23T19:10:03Z")
For the high-brows: **Phlosphr** + _Idle Thoughts_ = IvoryTowerDenizen For the low-brows: **Hugh Jass** + _ReverseCowgirl_ = Shagnasty ---
**Author:** ![Toucanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3bc359/32.png) [@Toucanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toucanna)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2011, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-doper-a-married-doper-b-youd-get/589556/36 "2011-07-24T03:57:57Z")
**Mean Mr. Mustard** + _CookingWithGas_ = Poison Idea **janeslogin** + _gotpasswords_ = hacker ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2011, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-doper-a-married-doper-b-youd-get/589556/37 "2011-07-24T05:33:42Z")
**Darth Nader** + **Amidar** = me. ---
**Author:** ![Toucanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3bc359/32.png) [@Toucanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toucanna)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2011, 7:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-doper-a-married-doper-b-youd-get/589556/38 "2011-07-24T07:52:37Z")
**No longer shall I lurk** + _must register to stalk you_ = ThreadPirateRoberts ---
**Author:** ![Toucanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3bc359/32.png) [@Toucanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toucanna)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2011, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-doper-a-married-doper-b-youd-get/589556/39 "2011-07-24T20:47:11Z")
**ThisYearsGirl** + _ThisOneGuy_ = socialdisease88 **Uncle Drunk** + _dangermom_ = omfg\_familyproblems ---
**Author:** ![tr0psn4j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/958977/32.png) [@tr0psn4j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tr0psn4j)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2011, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-doper-a-married-doper-b-youd-get/589556/40 "2011-07-24T22:30:31Z")
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