# If Doper "A" married Doper "B", you'd get... **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [July 19, 2011, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-doper-a-married-doper-b-youd-get/589556 "2011-07-19T07:16:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2011, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-doper-a-married-doper-b-youd-get/589556/41 "2011-07-25T02:02:29Z")
Otto + Autolycus = Ottolycus. Heh. ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2011, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-doper-a-married-doper-b-youd-get/589556/42 "2011-07-25T02:22:19Z")
> [@tr0psn4j](#): > > Find something with my name. I dare ya’! tr0psn4j + anyone else = What the … !!! ---
**Author:** ![brewha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@brewha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brewha)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2011, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-doper-a-married-doper-b-youd-get/589556/43 "2011-07-25T02:30:31Z")
There’s another doper with a very similar handle to mine. 'Cept, it’s spelled differently I think (s)he’s got another syllable too. So, it’s something like: Brouhaha + Brewha = Brewouhahaha. Which, I’m sure would make way more sense if I knew the particulars. ---
**Author:** ![Toucanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3bc359/32.png) [@Toucanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toucanna)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2011, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-doper-a-married-doper-b-youd-get/589556/44 "2011-07-25T04:35:29Z")
**Drunky Smurf** + _stairway_ = tumbleddown ---
**Author:** ![Toucanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3bc359/32.png) [@Toucanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toucanna)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2011, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-doper-a-married-doper-b-youd-get/589556/45 "2011-07-25T05:01:51Z")
> [@tr0psn4j](#): > > Find something with my name. I dare ya’! Custom-made, just for you, special delivery, SWAK: **Stupid** + _user name:_ = tropsn4j > **[Welcome to Instant Rimshot](http://instantrimshot.com/)** > > If you need quick access to an ironicly-placed rimshot sound to mock your friends, or a genuinely-placed rimshot to put your great joke over the top, you've come to the right place. Just kidding!!! ---
**Author:** ![tr0psn4j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/958977/32.png) [@tr0psn4j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tr0psn4j)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2011, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-doper-a-married-doper-b-youd-get/589556/46 "2011-07-25T17:14:20Z")
> [@Toucanna](#): > > Custom-made, just for you, special delivery, SWAK: > > **Stupid** + _user name:_ = tropsn4j > > [http://instantrimshot.com/](http://instantrimshot.com/) > Just kidding!!! This made me laugh in an otherwise boring morning at work. Thanks. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Alka\_Seltzer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c89c15/32.png) [@Alka\_Seltzer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alka_Seltzer)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2011, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-doper-a-married-doper-b-youd-get/589556/47 "2011-07-25T19:16:04Z")
> [@Toucanna](#): > > **Uncle Drunk** + _dangermom_ = omfg\_familyproblems This one made me smile. ---
**Author:** ![Toucanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3bc359/32.png) [@Toucanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toucanna)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2011, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-doper-a-married-doper-b-youd-get/589556/48 "2011-07-25T19:56:00Z")
**OverheatX** + _Mother Popcorn_ = Exploding Oven ---
**Author:** ![Asimovian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asimovian/32/172_2.png) [@Asimovian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asimovian)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2011, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-doper-a-married-doper-b-youd-get/589556/49 "2011-07-25T20:03:09Z")
> [@Alka\_Seltzer](#): > > **Chronos** and **Mean Old Lady** would spawn **A Very Old Lady**. I might have said that **Chronos** and **Mean Old Lady** = **Time Goddess**. ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2011, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-doper-a-married-doper-b-youd-get/589556/50 "2011-07-25T21:56:54Z")
If Saint Cad and I got married, you’d have Saintnik. (say it out loud) ---
**Author:** ![Toucanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3bc359/32.png) [@Toucanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toucanna)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2011, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-doper-a-married-doper-b-youd-get/589556/51 "2011-07-25T23:24:38Z")
**BrotherCadfael** + _Fourth Martini_ = Drunk Monk ---
**Author:** ![Toucanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3bc359/32.png) [@Toucanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toucanna)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2011, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-doper-a-married-doper-b-youd-get/589556/52 "2011-07-26T18:59:18Z")
**WitchDr** + _gris gris_ = Voodoo Child **Cajun Man** + _BayouHazard_ = gatorbait **Creole Soul** + _zombiemommy_ = loupgrru ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2011, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-doper-a-married-doper-b-youd-get/589556/53 "2011-07-26T19:26:21Z")
> [@Toucanna](#): > > **BrotherCadfael** + _Fourth Martini_ = Drunk Monk MeanOldLady + Fourth Martini = happiness 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Toucanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3bc359/32.png) [@Toucanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toucanna)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2011, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-doper-a-married-doper-b-youd-get/589556/54 "2011-07-27T04:10:35Z")
**Coffee Manic** + _RoeCocoa_ = locamochagirl ---
**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2011, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-doper-a-married-doper-b-youd-get/589556/55 "2011-07-27T17:27:17Z")
Super Galactic + any user= Extra awesome SUPER GALACTIC FURRYMAN! ---
**Author:** ![Sigmagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Sigmagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sigmagirl)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2011, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-doper-a-married-doper-b-youd-get/589556/56 "2011-07-27T17:49:10Z")
If **Chimera** liked me we could be Sweethearts Sigma & Chi. ---
**Author:** ![Toucanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3bc359/32.png) [@Toucanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toucanna)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2011, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-doper-a-married-doper-b-youd-get/589556/57 "2011-07-27T18:23:56Z")
Handy hint of the day: always label your stuff in the office fridge. **UntouchedTakeaway** + _SneakySneaky_ = Mangetout ---
**Author:** ![Toucanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3bc359/32.png) [@Toucanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toucanna)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2011, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-doper-a-married-doper-b-youd-get/589556/58 "2011-07-28T17:40:25Z")
**who, me?** + _WhyNot?_ = Shirley Ujest **Euphonious Polemic** + _Harmonius Discord_ = PleasureNPain **Unknown Poster** + _Sue Duhnym_ = Ann Ominous ---
**Author:** ![Toucanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3bc359/32.png) [@Toucanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toucanna)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2011, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-doper-a-married-doper-b-youd-get/589556/59 "2011-07-29T01:24:33Z")
**dead funny** + _Skull\_Boy_ = PoorYorick **Melancholy** + _DanE_ = Hamlet ---
**Author:** ![Toucanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3bc359/32.png) [@Toucanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toucanna)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2011, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-doper-a-married-doper-b-youd-get/589556/60 "2011-07-29T16:55:46Z")
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