# If Doper "A" married Doper "B", you'd get...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-doper-a-married-doper-b-youd-get/589556>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [July 19, 2011, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-doper-a-married-doper-b-youd-get/589556 "2011-07-19T07:16:22Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Toucanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3bc359/32.png) [@Toucanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toucanna)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2011, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-doper-a-married-doper-b-youd-get/589556/61 "2011-07-30T18:29:58Z")

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**Mountain** + _laurelann_ = kalmia latifolia

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**Author:** ![Jaguars](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jaguars/32/5879_2.png) [@Jaguars](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jaguars)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2011, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-doper-a-married-doper-b-youd-get/589556/62 "2011-07-31T12:23:04Z")

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Astro + Rocketman = Asmovian

Idle thoughts + Robot arm = Master Wang-ka :eek:

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**Author:** ![Toucanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3bc359/32.png) [@Toucanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toucanna)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2011, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-doper-a-married-doper-b-youd-get/589556/63 "2011-08-02T01:14:56Z")

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**Ed Zotti** + _Ignorance Fighter_ = Cecil Adams 🙂

**Know It All Not At All** + _Cecil Denial_ = IgnoranceFightsBack ☹

“Good Night, and Good Luck”

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**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\
**Post date:** [August 2, 2011, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-doper-a-married-doper-b-youd-get/589556/64 "2011-08-02T01:20:26Z")

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And to think my name started it all.

I got nuffin’.

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [August 14, 2011, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/if-doper-a-married-doper-b-youd-get/589556/65 "2011-08-14T16:57:50Z")

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**Musicat** + **Band Name** = Josie and the Musicats

Couldn’t think of one that ended in an actual doper. ☹

**Hockey Monkey** + **Lemur866** = **Another Primate**

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